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Fussy

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About Me

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I like to let my hair down.

My Interests

asti spumonti. dark beer. coffee. good art. b movie posters. pinups. pulp. parody porn. chicken wings. bad music. assholes. crazies. thrift shops. coupons. books. my grandma's needlepoint. racism. tattoos. parapalegics. little people. necrophelia. japanese squid fetishists. falsified news. human oddities. vintage clip art. self-cut hair. scars. black eyes. reclaiming the swastika. nipple tassles. go-go. overdue bills. gays. my blankie. public urination. dive bars. horror culture. crime scene photography. overweight bikers. reel-to-reel safety and instruction films. vaginal lipstick. taboos that are used so ironically that they become taboo again. black face theatre. self-removed tumors. ridiculous nude performance art involving anal penetration. public defecation. good spellers. hearse sex. Some art i love:From the top down: e. white, slocombe, 50's ad, d. arbus, a. liebovitz, S. Kasner , e. white.

I'd like to meet:

Lid Flippers and Mule Skinners. Back alley rock 'n roll. Please Befriend my coffeeshoppe Patterson Perk

Movies:

b horror. any kind of parody porn- genderella, lord of the g-strings, american booty, buffy the vampire layer. rubin and ed. wet hot american summer. pi. evil dead trilogy. the princess bride. the omen. the flint movies. bad kung fu flicks. dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood. willard. gummo. happiness. waking life. john waters. russ meyer. kenneth anger. jason and the argonauts. anything that has to do with satanism, the undead, religious corruption, things of unusual size, fascism, or 70's spy attire.

Television:

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Books:

Anything poorly written and underappreciated. Happy I chose to be literate.

Heroes:

Bill Cosby cause it aint easy being black around jello and 15 white toddlers anymore. My own bad self. The Nuge.

My Blog

Baltimore Hate

My car was stolen yesterday. The funniest thing about it (well not funny actually) is that I realized my car was stolen because I was on my way to go pick up chairs for the store to rep...
Posted by Fussy on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:23:00 PST

Sex News Trio

Three creepy sex-related news stories broke this morning: Austrian Fathers Seven Children With Captive Daughter Over 25 Year Span http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353040,00.html Motive Not Known of...
Posted by Fussy on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:05:00 PST

What?

WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35...
Posted by Fussy on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:35:00 PST

Oscar Worthy Performance

a woman just came in here panting and shaking like she had just run the 2,000 mile crack marathon.  I wouldn't have been surprised if she died at my feet, but instead she star...
Posted by Fussy on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:07:00 PST

Catfight! Photography

For those of you who don't know, my good friend Ida and I have a pin-up photography business.  We just completed a Cocktail Hour Shoot at her fabulous retro abode and the resulting photos are cla...
Posted by Fussy on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:02:00 PST

Get Pumped

The Merritt Athletic around here is super expensive and full of super upper-middle class assholes and self-proclaimed Baltimore pseudo-celebrities like our own Martin O'Malley. Its...
Posted by Fussy on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:08:00 PST