Hi there, my name is Andy.
I live in Medway, which is in Kent.
I love Marmite and Fanta Orange.
I like fun things like music and drinking.
I hate shit things like Butterflies and Amy Winehouse
I work for a company called Microspot.
I write songs and sing for a band known as the B228s.
I am a bit strange, but in a good way.
I have a cuddly toy bear called Battery.
This is what people think/say about me:
Keziah says: "Andy's well cool but a bit of a loser but I love him lots and lots. He makes me happy when he takes me on magical adventures to Tescos and Sainsburys and Burger King. He's great and always there when you need him so I suggest you make him your friend right now"
Ryan says: "Andy posts way too many shitty, pointless myspace bulletins, each one making that little delete from friends button seem even more tempting to click"
Jasmine says: "You're mad"
Emma says: "I think that you're wicked even though I have never met you before"
Jade says: "There once was a guy called Andy. He liked to eat lots of candy. He removed a girls bra, shouted hurrah and thought that it was all quite dandy. Andy is a drunk"
Stu says: "You're a bulletin whore"
Ollie says: "I think your social commentaries on life are ace and your bulletins amuse me to no end"
Paul says: "Meat Loaf's bastard love son who is due to bring a brand of 'vag in a can' soon"
Roxy says: "I think you are crazy, but lovely like a jubbly, awesome taste in music, have cool hair and you're so sweet and you're just a nice person"
Jenna says: "You are pretty darn great"
Hannah says: "You're a nice guy who's laid back and funny and always up for a laugh and good time lol"
Gemma says: "Well you're a bit mad, but hilarious. I swear you walk around permanently drunk or are just drawn to the places that involve alcohol with your little smirnoff nice"
Amanda says: "You're a crazy rocking mother fucker with big curly hair"
Kayleigh says: "You're a twit"
Return Of The Furies says: "Mr Andy, what a true fucking gem you are. People shall write songs hailing you for centuries to come, and even when language itself dies and the sun goes supernova, the remaining humans on Earth will know these songs and sing them into oblivion"
Peter says: "Mr Andy, you are a living legend. If I was a girl I would suck you off"
Lara says: "Andy is a decent guy. He likes long walks on the beach and he likes to play the 'pom pom'. He is a legend"
I could be your new friend if you want me to, all you need to do is press that add button.
Add me on msn as well: [email protected]
Love Andy xx
