HOW TO BECOME A CLUBKID SUPERSTAR
GET YOURSELF A GIMICK
TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE A PERFORMANCE ARTIST
WHEN U GET ROPED INTO DOIN A PERFORMANCE AT A WAREHOUSE PARTY DONT PANIC
BURST BALLONS FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE ALL OVER YOURSELF WHILE LIP SYNCHING TO MARIAH CAREY, DRESSED AS A HAMBURGER
THE CROWD WILL BE RAPTURED AND IT WILL B A YOUTUBE HIT WITHIN DAYS
WITHIN DAYS ULL B A MYSPACE SUPERSTAR!!!
THINGS I LOVE
DANCING ROBOTS
SNAKEBITE
ELECTRO POP
SHINY STUFF
FILMS AND DIRECTORS
TIM BURTON
JAMIE HINCE
JEFFERSON HACK
GHETTO BLASTERS
OLD SCHOOL RECORD PLAYERS
NEON BRIGHTS
SAME SEX WEDDINGS
LONDON
BISTROTEQUE IN LONDON WAHEY
RETRO
GEEK CHIQUE
MORRISEY
SYLVIA PLATH
THINGS I HATE
HOT WEATHER
CHAVS
PASTA
STAYIN IN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT GRRR
PPL WIT NO SENSE OF HUMOUR
MARGARET THATCHER
ANY POLITICAL PARTY OTHER THN THE GREENS AND LIB DEM GRRR
CRUELTY TO ANIMALS URE MOM DONT COUNT
GAY BASHERS AND PPL WHO ARE HOMOPHOBES
RAP
THE SMELL ON THE TUBE AND THE WEIRD TRAMP WHO ALWAYS ASKS FOR THE MONEY AND GETS ABUSIVE WHEN U GENUINELY DONT HAV NE
BOYS WHO THINK ITS OK TO CHEAT
AND FINALLY MCR SUCK WORSE THN BEIN TRAPPED IN A ROOM WIT MARGARET THATCHER WITHOUT A GUN
OOO I FORGET ALSO PPL WHO THINK EDGAR ALLAN POE WAS OVERRATED U SUCK LOL
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