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About Me

Aight my name is Paul, people call me Pingu, whatever.
[email protected], yo.
Likes:
Music
Friends
Late Night Television
Ryan Adams
Bright Eyes
Jeff Buckley
Kings Of Leon
Patrick Wolf
Crystal Castles
Omar Alfredo Rodriguez-Lopez
The Arcade Fire
The Beatles
The Police
John Frusciante
Hope Of The States
Final Fantasy
Elliot Smith
Aphex Twin
Bjork
Josh Rouse
Jenny Lewis With The Watson Twins
The Smashing Pumpkins
Reuben
Mew
Modest Mouse
Klaxons
Leadbelly
Pixies
Django Reinhardt
Flaming Lips
Cat Power
Sigur Ros
Nirvana
Queens Of The Stone Age
Arctic Monkeys
Ash
The Libertines
The Vines
T. Rex
Beck
The Coral
Adam Green
Whose Line Is It Anyway
My Name Is Earl
Only Fools And Horses
I'm Alan Partridge
South Park
Luton Road
Converse
Writing
Friday-Sunday
Walks
Hugs
Other People's Smiles
Late Night Walks Home
Ticket Stubs
Books
Hats
July 4th is the birthday, independence day and all that.
I have had the luckyness to see bands live: Absentee, Acoustic Ladyland, Animal Collective, Aoki Takamasa & Tujiko Noriko, Arctic Monkeys, Architecture In Helsinki, Ash, Babyshambles, Be Your Own Pet, Biffy Clyro, Billy Talent, Buzzcocks, Calvin Harris, Caribou, Daft Punk, Datarock, Dirty Pretty Things, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Future Kings Of Spain, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Gogol Bordello, Good Shoes, Humanzi, Inme, Jeffery Novak, Kanye West, Klaxons, Littl'ans, Maximo Park, Metro Riots, Minus, Mute Math, Nine Black Alps, Ok Go, Olympus Mons, Pixies, Queens Of The Stone Age, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Raconteurs, Reuben, Rocket Science, Sabotage Left, Satellite Party, Saves The Day, Semi-Finalists, Sick Of It All, Simian Mobile Disco, Sum 41, System Of A Down, The Bright Space, The Cazals, The Crimea, The Futureheads, The Harrisons, The Like, The Little Flames, The Only Ones, The Paddingtons, The Police, The Sleepy Jackson, The Sounds, The Strokes, The Vines, The White Stripes, Tom Verlaine, Van Morrison, Viking Skull, Yourcodenameis:Milo.
I'm staring out into that vaccum again
From the back porch of my mind
The only thing that's alive
I'm all there is
So I start attacking my vodka
Stab the ice with a straw
My eyes have turned red as stoplights
You seem ready to walk
You know I'll call you eventually
When I wanna talk
Until then you're invisible
Because there's a switch that gets hit
And it all stops making sense.
And in the middle of drinks
Maybe the fifth or sixth
I'm completely alone
At a table of friends
I feel nothing for them
I feel nothing
Nothing
Well I need a break from the city again
I think I'll ship myself back west
I got a friend there, she says
"Hey, anytime"
Unless that offer's expired
I have been less than frequent
She's under no obligation
To indulge every whim
And I'm so ungrateful, I take
She gives and forgives
And I keep forgetting it
And each morning she wakes
With a dream to describe
Something lovely that bloomed
From her beautiful mind
I said "I'll trade you one
For two nightmares of mine
I have some where I die
I have some where we all die
I'm thinking of quitting drinking again
I know I said that a couple of times
And I'm always changing my mind
Well, I guess I am
But there's this burn in my stomach
And there's this pain in my side
And when I kneel at the toilet
And the morning's clean light
Pours in through the window
Sometimes I pray I don't die
I'm a goddamn hypocrite

My Blog

The Ride, The Pride

The hurtful fly's blood and guts,On the windowsill, where they'll rustA little deaf around the eyes,A little stare at the feet.The empty glass, bottle and cupon the wooden board, where they'll rust,A ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:36:00 GMT

The Gruesome Twosome

they're boring my senses with they're off the cuff remarks,when no ones around the words turn into laughs,but when people gather round,lets welcome the clown.just Becausejudgement Callsjust play the c...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 14:59:00 GMT

Agoraphobia makes me crumble

my dear grandma katie, drawn between the guns and the whiskey.the bible torn, the dagger drawn, the trigger calling, drink is pouring,and jack daniels smiles from the holder while the rifles gathers d...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 17:09:00 GMT

oh will i decorate my carpet tonight?

its twenty to eight its not late in the day,the team flags are flying they're well on their way,They're two short on what would be the ideal.Theres no way to forsee, the future, you and me,i saw a for...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Someone To Kiss, Someone To Kick You

not done some of this for a while.Let them shout like a choir, Ill be outside the fire, Throwing sticks on the pile to make you all riled.An identity, A simple course a simple melody. A twist and a ch...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:35:00 GMT

Whatever Happened To Let Loose?

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Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:36:00 GMT

i have no switches so i shoot my lightbulbs

and theres a party in my brain and you're all paying.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:13:00 GMT

dnkpnkrbshRats rats rats the size of cats...oh crap

penguinspenguinsthefuckingsmallpenguins. whycan'ttheyjustdieforsins, penguinspenguinsaretheydead,here johnnygivemethebread! hey hey hey imnotsayingaword, a terrible terrible terrible word, theyhaveki...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:42:00 GMT

Charlie And The Jackpot Factory Part 1

The man with the golden ticket won a trip from here to there,The man with the golden ticket won a house, a maid, quite fair.And greets turned to meets turned to clinks with the drinksturned to nightly...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 15:18:00 GMT

Dogs, Cats & Mr Pickle

1. The Cowboys Will Never Sing2. Is My Cliché That Obvious3. Credit Cards, Overdrafts & Movies4. Don't Set That Cabinet Alight5. Fighting In The Fireworks / Last Of The FM's6. Slide Down The Sandp...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:09:00 GMT