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About Me

Well Im Emz Really.Thats enough said. I like drinking and partys and my sexy friends.(preferably all of these at the same time) i also like orlando bloom n eddy...they are also very sexy. i DONT work at morrisons because it sucks ass. im fabulous. your lucky to know me! i like doing manly things and im rarely girly, thanks to anna thats slowly changing...i like cars and driving fast...and ice cream...i dont like being cold...i love hugs...i hate morris dancers and big diesel trains...seriously...i love eddie izzard...i made kinky love to ur mum...i ruined her...i love going to craigs house and eating stupid amounts of waffles and chicken burgers and bacon and beans all drowning in mayonaise and cheese...mmm fattening...i want to be bigger than mcdonalds...i like jumping jaks on a wednesday night...i like to dance..when i think about you i touch myself.....i hate mushy peas...its raining sideways...i love nap time.(yeeass...nap time *shifty look*)...i wear pants...i have a hobo called horis living in my cavern...i shower naked...im in a filthy mood...I HATE BEING COLD...i loooove cuddles...the THX noise at the beginnings of certain films freaks the shit shit out of me...i love cider and apple sourz mixed into a magical love potion...i love cropredy...i love the rasta man selling mushrooms at cropredy...i love how happy he made me...Your flag is pants...I find it rather shallow and pedantic......my flies are undone...i stole daves water gun...that is a right angled protractor...i love disneyland...i love random trips out...i hate bears...im hungry....im easily distracted by shiney things....i love volvos!....i love ribena...and flumps...i hate being bored...
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a nice fittie!!

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Cropredy 07!

cropredy was amazin. these are some quotes. read them. smell them. embrace them.... Going on a bear hunt! (dad snoring) MEGA! Loaf/ Make loaf in my windmill (loaf meaning love. either the sexual varie...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:20:00 GMT

Turn on and offs.....just so u no..

Turn on/offs! ......Turned ON, OFF, or DC [Don't care]Is taller than you: onIs shorter than you: offSame height: offDresses Preppy: offDresses Gothic: dcHas blue eyes: on Has green eyes: onHas hazel e...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:32:00 GMT

Quizzy quiz quiz...

You no u wana do this coz u love me...;P 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:29:00 GMT