Deathrock, psychobilly, old punk (NO POP PUNK, which, CAN YOU SAY OXYMORON? AND NO FUCKING EMO HOMO SHIT OK!!!!!), goth (just say HELL FUCK NO to EBM/Synthpop! people who like that "music" should be SHOT!!!!), rock N roll that IS NOT shit, some rap, some country, for that matter ANY music that isn't done shitty!, subverting the establishment, humor, anarchy, history, art, science, most anything creative, fireworks, guns, knives, weapons, shit that blows up, fire, sex, drugs & rock N roll...ya know...fun stuff!
I'd like to meet:
People who aren't stupid morons...which rules out approx. 99.9999% of the human race. And bands who give friend requests: DON'T BOTHER! Same with you cam-whores who say they're from China or whatever the fad thing of the week is, comment-spammer fucks, iPod/iPhone retards, emo trolls, neo-goths who think EBM is goth (LMGDAO!), wiggaz, lamers, etc. ACCESS DENIED! And motherBUTTfuck you comment spammer feags! Eat a dick! Don't like it? Fuck off and die face down in a pool of liquid shit cuz that's how I roll bitch! If you're foul you better run a make on that license plate you coulda had a V8, instead of a trey-eight slug to ya cranium, I got six and I'm aimin em, will I bust or keep you guessin, cause fuck you and that shit ya stressin!!!
Music:
Got 5 hours?! Ok, here goes! I'm a hardcore superfan of QUEEN (inc. Roger Taylor & The Cross, Brian May, Freddie Mercury & other solo stuff), so if you hate these any of these guys, stop right now, and don't bother me! And I'm also down with Siouxsie & The Banshees/The Creatures, Jane's Addiction/Porno For Pyros/PSI COM/Perry Farrell, Sex Pistols/PiL, X, Germs, Genitorturers, Electric Hellfire Club, old Pretenders (1st album to Get Close), YEHT MAE, Billy Idol/Gen X, Ausgang, March Violets, Van Orsdels, Disco Rick & The Wolfpack, The Heatseekers, Stay Hitt, Green Goblyn Project, The Obscene, Blessed Virgin Larry, Tim B, Lugosis Morphine, Tears For The Dying/The Endless, Alien Sex Fiend, Sex Gang Children, Joe Walsh/James Gang, Don Henley, Eagles, Kommunity FK, Rudimentary Peni, Led Zeppelin (hey folks, spell it CORRECTLY or don't bother, asswipes, so at least TRY to remember the 2nd "E"), Jimmy Page, The Firm, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, AC/DC, Motorhead, 45 Grave/Penis Flytrap, TSOL, Cult Of The Psychic Fetus, Crass, Aus Rotten, Christian Death/Rozz/Shadow Project, Social Distortion, Clock DVA, Rev. Horton Heat, Thee Merry Widows, Demented Are Go, Ice T, Body Count, Ice Cube & Da Lench Mob, Public Enemy, Deep Purple, Rainbow (RIP Cozy Powell), Paul Rodgers/Bad Co/Free, Stepenwolf, Elvis Hitler, Venom, Slayer, John Lennon, Julian Lennon, A Split Second, The Naked And The Dead, Peaches, John Fogerty/CCR, The Young Werewolves, UK Subs, Suicidal Tendencies, Die Warzau, Speed Crazy, Dead Boys, Varukers, Cabaret Voltaire, Front 242, Ministry (before they went metal) Revolting Cocks, 1000 Homo DJs, Dead Kennedys/Lard/Jello Biafra, Concrete Blonde, G.G. Allin, GBH, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Hank Sr., Jr. & III, David Allen Coe, Ramones, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Johnny Cash, Joan Jett, UK Decay, Rasputina, The Plasmatics, The Cramps, Willie Nelson, Danzig/Samhain/Misfits (I'm talking about the *REAL* Misfits w/ Danzig singing, not the fucking retarded dumbass has-been trolls who disgrace the name by continuing without their talent--Jerry Only: PLEASE kill yourself!), Exploited, GBH, Gein And The Graverobbers, Joy Division, Waylon Jennings, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, Sisters of Mercy, Gutter Demons, Kastle Grey Skull, George Jones, Gary Numan/Tubeway Army, Bauhaus/Love & Rockets/Peter Murphy/Tones On Tail etc., The Cult, Babes In Toyland, Frank Zappa, Wall Of Voodoo, Steve Earle, Carl Perkins, Dolly Parton and her tits (HEY AT LEAST I ADMIT IT!!!!!), Merle Haggard, the original Alice Cooper Group, Black Sabbath (before Ozzy sold out to eMpTyV, and for the record: Black Sabbath with Dio ISN'T!), Aerosmith (when they were on drugs), Anti-Nowhere League, Redd Kross, The B-52s, Fred Schneider, REM (Monster and eariler), Flat Duo Jets, Love Tractor, PYLON, Limbo District, Time Toy, BBQue Killers, Kilkenny Cats, The Squalls, Dreams So Real, Sonic Youth, Cocteau Twins, Lush, Iggy & The Stooges, Morrissey/The Smiths, as well as SOME classical especially when I'm worshipping SATAN! I don't mind some blues like BB King, ZZ Hill, John Lee Hooker, Robert Johnson, Ray Charles, Willie Dixon, ya know, all the old black blues artists Led Zep & the Stones ripped off...JUST KIDDING! Oh and white guys: you have NO RIGHT to sing the blues! So SHUT IT! *OLD* R&B--not this new shit like Whitney, Bobby Brown and Mariah, etc. who sound like a cat in heat! Get out your old Sam Cooke, Aretha Franklin & Marvin Gaye albums and LEARN TO FUCKING SING! And learn to write an actually SONG too while yer at it! Just say NO to "fagit country" (ie Toby KKKeith, Keith Urban, ya know, that "Achey Breaky Dick" type shit "country" that only yuppie cocksuckers like!), "bitch-ho rap", "pop punk" (LMAO!), emo (nigga pleez!), nu-metal, soft rock (now THAT is truly a fucking oxymoron!), adult contemporary (PUKE!), most jazz, and I think that about covers it! Ok, you get the idea. I like all kinds shit fo da most part, and if you don't get the idear, get fucking bent! SEE YA! And don't forget yo money, bitch!
Movies:
Howard Stern's Private Parts, Ryder PI, Bill Hicks: Sane Man, Strip Tease (READ THE BOOK by CARL HIAASEN!), anything by QUEEN, Friday the 13th (1 thru 7), Gift (Perry Farrell/Casey Niccoli movie), Pig (Rozz Williams movie), South Park, Beavis & Butthead Do America, any Monty Python flick, A Fish Called Wanda, Fierce Creatures, Porky's 1 & 2 and Porky's Revenge, Trading Places, The Crow (The sequels can suck my butt!), Fast Times At Richmond High, A Clockwork Orange, Deathwish 1 & 2, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Psycho (original, not the shit remake!), Heathers, Office Space, Hellraiser (all of them), Rock N Roll High School, Class Of Nuke 'Em High, Cecil B. Demented, Rosemary's Baby, Suburbia, most anything with Jim Carey, Star Trek movies (yes, even 5 and 9!), Indian Jones movies, Mean Girls, Pirates Of The Carabean, Scarface, The Last Starfighter (cheesy, but still a good flick!), Fletch, Ghostbusters 1 & 2 (yeah, that 2nd one could have done without that pisspoor Bobby Brown song!!!), This Is Spinal Tap, My Cousin Vinny, Showgirls, Eddie Murphy: Raw, Pump Up The Volume, Natural Born Killers, any lesbian porno that DOES NOT have a plot...hey at least I'm not bullshitting you...
Television:
If it's not the music channels when they actually play videos (and not shitty shit), Simpsons, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Beavis & Butthead, Miami Ink, Discovery (especially Mythbusters, a show that deals with FACTS...something that pisses off people who cannot THINK FOR THEMSELVES!), History Channel, Countdown w/Keith Olbermann, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, CSPAN (When "President" Chimpy McCokespoon isn't on! Or any other dipshit repuke for that matter!), Court TV sometimes, and shit like that...then turn your tv OFF and GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!!!
Books:
Great words from Ricktor, guitarist of The Electric Hellfire Club: Coming soon; compiling a gargantuan list. I am an avid reader--one of life's simple gifts. Anyone who doesn't read should be killed; how could they possibly be a benefit to society or themselves... When someone says "I don't read" I just wanna jack 'em as hard as I can in the face...
Well, here's MY gargantuan list, so far:
"The Satanic Bible", "The Satanic Rituals", "Satanic Witch", "The Devil's Notebook", "Satan Speaks" by Anton Szandor LaVey
"The Secret Life Of A Satanist" by Blanche Barton
"Tourist Season", "Double Whammy", "Skin Tight", "Native Tongue", "Strip Tease", "Stormy Weather", "Lucky You", "Team Rodent: How Disney Devours the World", "Kick Ass: Selected Columns", "Sick Puppy", "Paradise Screwed: Selected Columns", "Basket Case" & "Skinny Dip" by Carl Hiaasen
"The Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce
"Sex, Lies & Politics: The Naked Truth" by Larry Flynt
"Screwed: The Undeclared War Against the Middle Class -- And What We Can Do About It"
and "The Edison Gene: ADHD and the Gift of the Hunter Child" by Thom Hartmann
"Downsize This", "Stupid White Men", "Dude Where's My Country", "Will They Every Trust Us Again?" by Michael Moore
"The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook" by Joshua Piven & David Borgenicht
"Catch Me If You Can" by Frank W. Abagnale
"Cosmic Trigger : Final Secret of the Illuminati" by Robert Anton Wilson
"1984" (read it at this link: http://orwell.ru/library/novels/1984/english/) by George Orwell
"Brave New World" (read it at this link:
http://huxley.net/bnw/index.html) and "The Doors Of Perception" (read it at this link: http://www.psychedelic-library.org/doors.htm) by Aldous Huxley
"Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations", "Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair & Balances Look At The Right", "The Truth with Jokes" by Al Franken
"Lucifer Rising" by Gavin Baddeley
"Food Of The Gods", "Archaic Revival", "True Hallucinations" by Terence McKenna
"Worse Than Watergate: The Secret Presidency of George W. Bush" by John W. Dean
"The Final Days" by Woodward and Bernstien
"Jokes And Their Relation to the Unconscious" by Sigmund Freud
"¡Mierda! The REAL Spanish You Were Never Taught In School" by Frances De Talavera Berger
"Chaos And Cyber Culture" by Timothy Leary
"Fooled Again: How the election was stolen in 2004 and how the Right will steal it again in 2006 (Unless We Stop Them)" by Mark Crispin Miller
"Digital Fortress", "Deception Point", "Angels And Demons" and "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown
Mike Peters's Mother Goose & Grimm books
Berkley Breathed's books: Opus, Outland and Bloom County
Bill Watson's Calvin & Hobbes books
Jim Unger's Herman books;
"Brain Droppings" and "Napalm & Silly Putty" by George Carlin
"Shrub" Molly Ivans & Lou Dobous
"Vic Knight's Florida" by Victor M. Knight
"Siouxsie & The Banshees: The Authorized Biography" by Mark Paytress
"Rock This" by Chris Rock
"Jolly Roger Cookbook" by The Jolly Roger
"Folk Medicine" by Dr. DeForest Clinton Jarvis
"Absolutely Fabulous: The Complete Original Six Episodes" by Jennifer Saunders
"Is Our Childern Learning?" and "It's STILL The Economy, STUPID!" by Paul Begala
Any MAD magazine books
"Private Parts" and "Miss America" by Howard Stern
"Quivers: A Life" by Robin Quivers
"The Jokeman" by Jackie "The Jokeman" Marting
Truly Tasteless Jokes Vol. 1 to 15 by Blanche Barton
THE END...for now!
