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Satan Synne ♥

But though it's cold, you won't get old...'cuz you're well preserved in my frigidaire!

About Me


Goddess. bitch. bombshell. vamp. vixen. temptress. living doll. cat mom. heliophobe. retro chick. vegetarian. spoiled. college student. bellydance student. feminist. left-handed. very shy. all-around pain in the ass. your worst nightmare.
*Read this before adding me!* Here's the deal: if your idea of a "friend" is someone just to add to your stupid menagerie of 500,000 "friends" to showcase to the entire world, then I'm not the person you want to add. I won't be part of any popularity pissing match. I'm not into collecting "friends" because I hate people who do that just so they can look more popular and important than they actually are, so please only add me if we've already met or if you have any intention of getting to know me. I hate MySpace whores! And please do not add me if we have nothing in common. Take the time to actually READ my profile before adding me! Now, with that out of the way, if the above does NOT describe you, then feel free to add me! *Kisses*
Moving on...I like animals better than most people. (Gee, go figure.) I used to bend over backwards for people I loved but I found that doing that got me nowhere, so as of late, I put myself and my cats first and foremost. Always. I tend to be very shy and quiet for the most part and I often get mistaken for being cold, but it's just me being shy. However, if you land on my bad side, I have some absolutely *delicious* recipes for fucking people up. I'm not into bullshit and I take none from anyone else. (FYI, I can detect when people are full of it, too.) I'm also eclectic and refuse to try to fit any stereotype. To top it all off, I'm extremely opinionated. I have a bit of an attitude and if you don't like it, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out because I'm not here to please or impress anyone but myself.


Horror Punk!
Tho often mistaken for a goth, your heart is in
punk. You just have a more fun approach to it.
Makeup, leather, studs & spikes, and a
Halloween is everyday attitude make you a fun
person to be around! Bands of this genre are
most commonly The Misfits and related bands.
Check out www.deathrock.com/antiworld for a
great Northwest band!
What type of punk are you?
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You are Theda Bara! You are the first woman to be called a "Vamp". Playing a cold hearted woman in "A Fool There Was", you broke the mold for the submissive, meek woman and showed the dominant side of a lady men were threatened by. Dying your blonde locks to black, posing with skeletons and snakes, you got a thrill out of shocking people and the abnormal and put yourself on the map. Many women tried to follow in your footsteps, but none could quite come to par with your intimidating, Cleopatra style presence.
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You're a Deathrocker/Goth-Punk! You're into old
school gloom-n-doom ghoul punk music, ripped up
tight clothing, and big hair cut into unnatural
designs. You recognize the cheesiness in Goth,
and play with it to your benefit.
What kind of Goth would you be?
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And above all...

My Interests

horror.
spooky things.
cute, creepy things.
liberalism.
feminism.
Goddess worship.
tattoos.
bellydance.
Raqs Gothique.
Gothic Lolitas.
Victorian era.
'20s-'50s retro.
'80s retro.
old Hollywood.
Borderline Personality Disorder.
vegetarianism.
cooking.
foreign language.
Anne Taintor.
Bust magazine.
gritty rock clubs.
anti-fashion.
reading.
writing.
corsetry.
sewing.
avoiding sunlight at all costs.
cruelty-free cosmetics.
animals.
animal rights.
dolls.
faeries.
cupcakes.
candy.
vintage style.
Peter Pan collars.
leopard print.
'59 Caddy hearses.
cosmopolitan cities.
rain.
cool climates.
dreary weather.
overcast days.
bookstores.
coffee shops.
cemeteries.
trashy glamour.
punk rock drag queens.
Foamy the Squirrel.
Roman Dirge's "Lenore".
Emily the Strange.
Hello Kitty.
Powerpuff Girls.
Japanese schoolgirl anime.
sex toys.
porn.
military uniforms.

I'd like to meet:

Real freaks, social outcasts, misfits, weirdos, deviants, grrrls, punks, deathrockers, psychobillies, nerds, other bellydancers, people with awesome taste. And please don't try to "hit me up" or whatever you wanna call it. I'm not on MySpace for a meat market. I also don't care for lying, phony, shallow, status-obsessed, stuck up, social climbing morons and I can do without loudmouthed blowhards...go away and die.

ATTENTION! I will NOT add you/your band if...

*We have nothing in common

*Your music is nothing I would listen to (see my "Music" section)

*You already have 57 million "friends" on your list

*You're advertising for "free" cell phones, iPods, ringtones, whatever

*You have no profile pic (I'll just assume your profile is bogus)

*You're a cam-whore site

*You're a druggie or some other type of loser.

*You're a sexist Neanderthal and/or a racist asshole and/or a homophobe

If you fit the above criteria, please do not add me...I will hit the DENY button faster than you can say "fuck off." It's a waste of both my time and yours. So...fuck off!

Music:



Old school punk, psychobilly, gothabilly, rockabilly, deathrock (NOT death metal...there IS a difference!), Batcave, post-punk, dark cabaret, horror punk, gothic rock (not the sorry ass techno/EBM that *passes* for "goth" these days), grrrl punk, post punk, '80s...and remember kids, just say NO to emo!

Bands that DON'T suck hairy, pimple-covered ass:

The Misfits (Danzig era - no cheap imitations).
The Cramps.
The Damned.
Cult of the Psychic Fetus.
Lugosi's Morphine.
Dragstrip Demons.
The Peacocks.
Astro Zombies.
Demented Are Go.
Sex Pistols.
The Ramones.
The Snivelling Shits.
Dead Kennedys.
The Smiths.
Joy Division.
UK Decay.
The Birthday Party.
Danse Society.
1919.
Alien Sex Fiend.
Siouxsie and the Banshees.
Sisters of Mercy.
The Slits.
Virgin Prunes.
Skeletal Family.
Hans-A-Plast.
The Horatii.
Chants of Maldoror.
Bohemien.
Sex Gang Children.
Kommunity FK.
Ausgang.
The Mighty Sphincter.
Specimen.
The Chameleons.
Martyr Whore.
Blood and Roses.
Bone Orchard.
Play Dead.
The Marionettes.
Screams For Tina.
Voodoo Church.
Murder At the Registry.
The March Violets.
Scarlet's Remains.
Cinema Strange.
Pins and Needles.
Radio Scarlet.
Joy Disaster.
Bloody Dead and Sexy.
Every New Dead Ghost.
Novocaine Mausoleum.
Deadchovsky.
Plastique Noir.
Southern Death Cult.
Death Cult.
The Cult.
45 Grave.
Christian Death.
Antiworld.
Dead Boys.
Rudimentary Peni.
The Adicts.
Crass.
Social Distortion.
TSOL.
Rhino 39.
The Bags.
Black Flag.
New York Dolls.
Adam and the Ants.
The Clash.
The Saints.
Johnny Cash.
Elvis.
Stray Cats.
Reverend Horton Heat.
7 Shot Screamers.
The Nu Niles.
Taggy Tones.
Three Blue Teardrops.
The Exploited (old).
The Germs.
D.I.R.T.
Hagar the Womb.
Courtney Love/Hole.
Jack Off Jill.
The Dresden Dolls.
Jill Tracy.
Rasputina.
Mediaeval Baebes.
Bikini Kill.
Superheroines.
Rezurex.
Kastle Grey Skull.
Black Cat Rebellion.
Twisted In Graves.
Thee Merry Widows.
Rigor Phallus.
Nekromantix.
Van Orsdels.
Os Catalepticos.
The Obscene.
Motorhead.
Ministry.
Devo.
Billy Idol/Generation X.
GBH.
Iggy Pop.
The Varukers.
Devotchkas.
Queen.
early B-52's.
Smashing Pumpkins.
U2 (pre-'84).
AC/DC (Bon Scott era).
early David Bowie.
Echo and the Bunnymen.
early Gary Numan/Tubeway Army.
Bauhaus.
Jane's Addiction.

Movies:

foreign films.
silent films.
indie films.
horror films.
Tim Burton movies (Beetlejuice. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Edward Scissorhands. Vincent. Frankenweenie. Corpse Bride.)
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Gia.
Girl, Interrupted.
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Fabulous Stains.
Another State of Mind.
The Notorious Bettie Page.
Brokeback Mountain.
Memoirs of a Geisha.
Amelie.
Walk the Line.
Velvet Goldmine.
Apocalypse Now.
A Clockwork Orange.
Gift (1990).
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
SLC Punk!
Suburbia (1983).
Cecil B. Demented.
Sid and Nancy.
Heavenly Creatures.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Revenge of the Nerds.
May.
Strangeland.
Dracula (1931).
The Skeleton Key.
The Shining (1980).
Poltergeist.
IT.
Alice Sweet Alice.
the South Park movie.
James and the Giant Peach.
the Sailor Moon movies.
Milo and Otis.
The Breakfast Club.
The Great Gatsby.
Autumn In New York.
Welcome to the Dollhouse.
Office Space.
Clerks.
A Christmas Story.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919).
Nosferatu (1922).
A Fool There Was (1915).
I Drink Your Blood.
The Crow (the FIRST one only!)

Television:

The Munsters.
That Girl.
Dark Shadows.
South Park.
Reno 911.
Kids In the Hall.
Sailor Moon.
Hello Kitty anime.
Daria.
Beavis and Butt-Head.
The Simpsons.
Ren and Stimpy.
Powerpuff Girls.
Johnny Bravo.
The Young Ones.
Meerkat Manor.
L.A. Ink
Cops.

Books:

Drawing Blood by Poppy Z. Brite.
the Courtney Love biography by Poppy Z. Brite.
Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden.
Witch Baby by Francesca Lia Block.
Weetzie Bat by Francesca Lia Block.
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Mercury and Me by Jim Hutton.
Lasher by Anne Rice.
Demon In My View by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes.
Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain.
the entire Lenore comic book series by Roman Dirge.
Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tales for Troubled Children by Angus Oblong.
A Dozen Black Roses by Nancy A. Collins.
Stephen King's IT.
Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes.
trashy romance novels set in Regency England.
And more...

Heroes:

Theda Bara.
Marilyn Monroe.
Bettie Page.
Joey Ramone.
any trailblazing women who dare.
the minute handful of intelligent people in this world.

My Blog

What the FUCK is wrong with people?!?!?!

It's assholes like these that make me want to KILL! Seriously, somebody should do to these motherfuckers exactly what they did to those cats. Anyway, try not to vomit at the utter shittiness of "...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:59:00 PST

Nobody fucks around with the Rubber Buccaneer!

So I'm starting to look at jobs up in North Carolina...Aiden is doing the same - just for shits and giggles, to see what's up there. Although I strongly prefer to move to the Triad area (Winston-Salem...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:31:00 PST

Fuck your "free iPod"!

To all you assholes with fake profiles advertising free iPods: FUCK OFF! Quit trying to add me...NOT INTERESTED! Take your "free iPod" and shove it up your ass! Also, I've said it before and I'll say ...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:18:00 PST

Yes I'm going!

I am definitely GOING TO NOCTURNA tonight...go ahead and STALK ME! I dare you, hahahahahahhaahaaaaaaa!!! See you there! ...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST

Interesting story...

'Mona Lisa' died in 1542, was buried in convent --> --> Fri Jan 19, 5:54 AM ET An expert on the "Mona Lisa" says he has ascertained with certainty...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

Holiday wish list

Feel free to buy me any of these:Gift certificate to GoodGoth.comGift card to Target or the likeGift card to Jo-Ann Fabrics"Kaliffornian Deathrock" compilation CDI am a spoiled bitch aren't I? ...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

If you are a band...

Please, please, PLEASE message me before adding me. Also, make sure your music is something I actually listen to (i.e. deathrock/Batcave, old school punk, trad goth, post punk, psychobilly, new wave, ...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

No 45 Grave :-(

So we didn't get to see 45 Grave after all. Aiden just couldn't make it because of work and I couldn't miss my Friday night class because I have a quiz next Friday and so the notes from this past cla...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:28:00 PST

Deleting people

I've got to do some cleaning up once again. I'm deleting people on this list who don't talk to me. I'm honestly not here to collect "friends" to put my list up to 500,000 and have some high school pop...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:35:00 PST

Serves you right for kissing little girls!

I'm obsessed with cabaret music lately. It's really an acquired taste. When I first heard it, I didn't HATE it, but I honestly wasn't that crazy about it. When I started listening to it more and more ...
Posted by Satan Synne ♥ on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST