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Chad

I like celebrities... and frogs... and beer

About Me

I dig Motorhead and Bryan Ferry and Siouxsie. I can listen to them back to back and feel completely at ease with myself... and my sexuality, thank you very much!

My Interests

Books, films, rock and roll, old country, horror, large German beers at The Red Lion, sushi, barbeques, The Stones, 70's horror films, 70's glam rock, 80's New Wave, Goth and Punk, John Hughes, rock documentaries, nerds who take pride in what they love, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, your mom - I really like her.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people with deep seeded problems who will make my life a living hell and will complain about every little thing that goes wrong in their lives. Hopefully, they'll incessantly gab about how many actors, musicians and directors they know. It makes for such interesting conversation and keeps me on the edge of my seat, sweating in anticipation for the next syllable. God willing, these people will also judge me on how much money I make, how cool or uncool I am in social situations and what kind of music scene I'm hip to. One could only hope to meet such a fine human being. But I'm dreaming. People like that don't live in LA.

Music:

My Bloody Valentine, The Chameleons UK, Hank Williams, Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Motorhead, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, The Smiths, Murder City Devils, Catherine Wheel, Slowdive, Buzzcocks, Dead Kennedys, Elliot Smith, The Pogues, The Saints, New York Dolls, My Bloody Valentine, The Church, Iron Maiden, KISS, the Zombies, the Kinks, the Yardbirds, Billy Holiday, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Stan Getz, Bauhaus, the Cure, Beatles, David Bowie, Wire, Stranglers, Misfits, Adolescents, T.S.O.L., the Cars, Pulp, Star, Black Sabbath,Roxy Music, (old)Aerosmith, (old) AC/DC, Sweet, Depeche Mode, Sisters of Mercy, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, Lou Reed, the Black Crowes, Social Distortion, Gun Club, Grave 45, Cramps, Velvet Underground, Iggy and the Stooges, X, the Damned, Neil Young, Big Star... and the Jesus and Mary Chain! .. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Blue Velvet, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Basquiat, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rocky Horror, Vertigo, Goodfellas, Manhunter, Road Warrior, Wild Bunch, Taxi Driver, Fast Times, Valley Girl, Wild At Heart, Vertigo, Out of the Blue, Ran, American Beauty, Suspiria, Dead Alive, Dawn of the Dead, Carrie, Undertow, Mulhulland Drive, Eraserhead, Rushmore, Return of the Living Dead, Another State of Mind, Unforgiven..... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Kills your soul.

Books:

Great Gatsby, Immortality, Light In August and As I Lay Dying, Rules of Attraction, London Fields, The Trial, The Stranger, Moby Dick, Voyage in the Dark, Under the Volcano, The Sun Also Rises, Notes From The Underground, Women In Love, To The Lighthouse, Mrs. Dalloway, 1984, Ham on Rye, Giovanni's Room, Great Jones Street and White Noise, City of Glass, Dubliners , Winesburg, Ohio, Manhattan Transfer, Bleak House, Anna Karenina, House of Mirth, Pride and Prejudice, Talented Mr. Ripley.

Heroes:

My parents... they're cooler than yours!

My Blog

An English Gentleman At The Sunset Junction

Last Saturday, as I awoke to the mountain birds singing the praises of a golden morning, a copy of Baudelaire in my lap and a mug of breakfast tea on the clapboard, my demoral...
Posted by Chad on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

The Enormity of Weight

The friends you had, are your friends no more...They've dissipated into the cracks, their voices echo into the hollow darkness of Los Angeles... Inside your apartmentmoths smash their silk s...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

Watch My Episode of 7th Heaven This Sunday You Slime!

The world is going to hell in a Martha Stewart weaved handbasket. George W. Bush is our fucking president. Giuliani will probably be the next (fucking kill me). Art and literature are dead. MTV a...
Posted by Chad on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST

A Guide For Insecure Males in LA, Part Deux!

You asked for it, you got it! The second edition of The Guide for Insecure Males in Los Angeles. You lame ass bitch motherfuckers know who you are! It's now 2006, and the human rac...
Posted by Chad on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:13:00 PST

Cracked Mirrors

Posturing in front of a cracked mirror. Swallowing the last pinch of soul left in the pit of your stomach. Searching, always searching for a way to one up the majority.And feeling not...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:28:00 PST

It's 666! Number of the Beast! I'm having a party!!!

This special day may be cliche to you, Christian, but I hold this occasion very close to my heart! This is the day Beelzebub rose from the ashes of Babylon to piss on your head!! That's right, Christi...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:54:00 PST

My atoms are screwing like rabbits.

I started getting tired and nostalgic at around thirty years old. Exhaustion and nostalgia are one and the same you know. If you didn't know that you're either spending too much time studying crystals...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:47:00 PST

I am a revolutionary! And I'm not gay!

I am a revolutionary! Not a national revolutionary like Che Guevera or Matt Damon. No, I merely fight for the rights for the people in Los Angeles. But there's plenty to fight for in this town! Y...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:17:00 PST

A Guide For Insecure Males In Los Angeles

Finally, a survival guide for the insecure males in Los Angeles. You know who you are! And as we all know, a large part of LA is driven by ostentatious, celebrity loving, money grubbing freaks who wil...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:27:00 PST

A letter from my acid queen ex girfriend....

I'm suffering from what I call existentialist anxiety. It's when I question my existence and feel myself get sucked down a black hole into a world where the human body gets grinded into lunch meat and...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:18:00 PST