The0d0ra

I'd like to meet:

Someone to help me learn computer programming (XHTML, CSS, MySQL, phpMyAdmin). I'm totally new at this stuff.

Also, I could use some minions. Or henchmen. But preferably cute, not evil looking. Like maybe hedgehogs. I've got it -- henchhogs!
adopt your own virtual pet!
Random other info.:

This Vampira quiz is my first attempt at actual programming. It seems to be working! Try it out, there are quite a few possible outcomes, including special results if you put all true or all false.

You are Vonderfully Vampiric

Very impressive, dahling! Have you been going to night school to study Advanced Vampirology? If you keep up your studies you'll be a Famous Monster of Filmland in no time. Such depth of knowledge -- six feet to be exact -- must have been achieved over several centuries of study. I could use the services of a cool ghoul such as yourself, so stop by my attic any time. Just send me a note by messenger bat first, so I can have a fresh victim waiting for us.

This quiz brought to you by Vampira: The Movie , the new documentary by Kevin Sean Michaels starring Maila "Vampira" Nurmi, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Zacherley, Forrest Ackerman, and many more. Original score by Ari Lehman, the first Jason from Friday the 13th.

Take the quiz!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Northeast Judging by how you talk you are probably from north Jersey, New York City, Connecticut or Rhode Island. Chances are, if you are from New York City (and not those other places) people would probably be able to tell if they actually heard you speak.

Music:

First I liked metal, then I liked punk, then I liked surf, now I like all kinds of different stuff. As long as it's not too slow -- I have no patience for slow music. Bach harpsichord concertos are probably the best things ever written. Either that or the Ramones' Blitzkreig Bop.

Movies:

Seven Samurai, A Beautiful Mind, Rain Man, Amadeus, March of the Penguins, Happy Feet, Midnight Cowboy, Taxi Driver, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Lord of the Rings, Rock 'n' Roll High School, This is Spinal Tap, Sid and Nancy.

Television:

I never watch TV.

Books:

Classic literature, Harry Potter, slogging my way through the Silmarillion. Non-fiction books on language, history and culture. And cookbooks!

Heroes:

Mahatma Gandhi , Tenzin Gyatso (14th Dalai Lama) , Lt. Ehren Watada , Lawrence Lessig , Marybeth Peters , Richard Branson , Derek Sivers , Brett Gurewitz , John Buckman , Richard Stallman , Ingrid Newkirk , Neal D. Barnard , Alan Kapuler , Frank Morton .

Everyone working for the Electronic Frontier Foundation , ACLU , Greenpeace , or another worthy cause (too many to list!).
All creative people who are obscure without bitterness or famous without conceit.