Tequiza: La Fabulosa! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi, I'm Tiki (that's short for Tequiza). I'm 3 years old and I'm adopted. I came from a non-profit, no-kill shelter in Brooksville called Greenman's Glen. You can visit them at www.Greenmansglen.com (I'm on their website!)I don't know what kind of dog I am, but we're pretty sure I'm some kind of mix between Cairn Terrier, Chow, Westie, Chihuahua, Giraffe, Mountain Lion, and Billy Goat. I have an older brother named Guinness, he's a 95lb Golden Retriever, and I kick his ass all the time. I pretend to be really cute, but I'm kind of mean. One time I got hit by a van, so I got up and kicked HIS ass. My mom got upset and carried me around with her all day, so I fake being sick all the time now. I bite children. I steal panties. I eat shoes. I get whatever I want. I have three Coach collars that cost more than I did. I like to sleep in the bed. I like to go in the car, because that means we're going to the toy store to buy me stuff, or we're going to the beach and then to get ice cream. My mom spoils me, and whatever I can't get from her, I can get from my daddy.
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About You...
what type of animal are you? Dog
what breed? Taking suggestions...
what color fur / feathers? Light tan fur; pink feathers for me, please!
what color eyes? Brown (just like my mommy!)
when is your birthday? Cinco de Mayo
how old are you? 3
how much do you weigh? About 20lbs?
do you have any siblings? I have a brother named Guinness
do you have to wear silly clothes? Only on special occasions... like when I wore a hula skirt and lei at my mom's wedding
do you enjoy wearing said silly clothes? I did! Everyone gave me extra attention (it was my party anyway)
whats your favorite toy? Anything Guinness has
do you work Or go to work with your mommy / daddy? Sometimes my mommy takes me to visit
what color harness / collar and leash do you have? I have 3 from Coach: red, pink, and yellow leather
what color dinner dishes? Boring grey (I used to have Tiffany-blue colored ones but my grandmommy stole them!)
This / That
Petco / Petsmart PetSmart
Iams / Science Diet Science Diet, baby!
tug of war / fetch Tug of war with Guinness
ocean / lake Ocean
car ride / walk Car ride!!!!
dog park / playing alone with your family Dog park alone with my family!
your own doggy bed / mommy or daddys bed Mommy & daddy's bed!!!
tv on / off when your mommy or daddy leave you alone Depends on what's on
pig ears / hooves Pig ears
biscuits / bones Bones!!!
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My Interests

I like to go to the beach, chew on my mom's shoes, hide panties all over the house, and I LOVE ice cream. I HATE children. I bite them. It's ok because my mom doesn't like kids, either.I like it when my mom cooks me food. I love bacon, eggs, grapes, popcorn, steak, hot wings, cheese, celery, french fries, hamburgers; basically anything you're eating. I like to drink alcohol. I don't really like margaritas, but if my mom has a pina colada, I beg for it until she gives it to me. If she doesn't, I jump on her lap and drink it anyway.I like toys, but I only like to rip them apart and spread their guts all over the floor.I like poly-fill. I wish my mom would just buy me a bag of that.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who wants to pet me and give me stuff... Which is everybody... duh. My mom would also like the name and address of the guy driving the van (who sped off as soon as he saw that he hit me.) She would like to bash his head in with a stick.
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That's my Uncle Justin & Aunt Mandy with my friends Piston & Snickers That's my Aunt Quincy with my dad, my mom, and Guinness. That's my mom & dad eating some ice cream that they didn't share with me, and me sleeping on my dad's face. Guinness thinks he can steal all the toys. I don't care because I'm going to rip their guts out. That's what I'm named after. Those are my friends Pumpkin and Mickey playing in my grandmommy's new pool before it was finished. This is a pic of Guinness & me at one of our favorite places, the pet beach at Honeymoon Island.

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A shelter is a great place to get a pet. There are so many cute dogs and cats that are sent to shelters to die because no one wants them. My mom wants to bring them all home, but she can't because she has her hands full with Guinness and daddy and me. Please help them out!

Movies:

Lilo & Stitch, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Lady & the Tramp, Karate Dog, Shaggy Dog, Legally Blonde 1 & 2, Lassie, and Anchorman.

Television:

I like to watch Animal Planet and Nickelodeon. My favorite shows on Animal Planet are the Animal Cops shows. My mom thinks it's important that I watch them so I can recognize how spoiled I am. My favorite show on Nickelodeon is Blue's Clues. I play that game all the time, but instead of paw prints, I leave panties and poly-fill fluffies all over the house.

Heroes:

Albert Einstein. He and I have a lot in common... We look alike...I mean we REALLY look alike...I'm not kidding! Check it out...AND we both have these weird pictures...And we both have buildings named after us...

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Nature is FUN!!!

We went to a really cool park called Rainbow Springs on Sunday. They have natural springs and waterfalls and nature trails. We played by some waterfalls and ran through some butterfly gardens and we...
Posted by Tequiza: La Fabulosa! on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:54:00 PST

My Brother is Famous!

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Posted by Tequiza: La Fabulosa! on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

My Birthday Party Slide Show

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Posted by Tequiza: La Fabulosa! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:10:00 PST

Let's get some shoes!!!!

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Posted by Tequiza: La Fabulosa! on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

I've been tagged by Julie!

Six facts about me...1. I now have 3 coach collars... my mom just got back from vacation and brought me home another one because she missed me so much! So I have this one in yellow and in red... ...
Posted by Tequiza: La Fabulosa! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:10:00 PST

The whole story about the van... & cool Stitch video

So, a lot of people are curious about the van incident... Here's the story:We had just moved into our new house in January, and I hadn't realized that there wasa golf course in the backyard full of pe...
Posted by Tequiza: La Fabulosa! on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:50:00 PST