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Scandalicious

Do not feed this girl alcohol. thanks.

About Me

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im very outgoing, fun to hang out with sometimes moody. i love music, comedy, the arts... um. i used to drink a lot , but my love of drinking was a direct result of coming from a huge IRISH family. they like to party hardy . but only during really important times , of course.such as ,christmas, new years, wednesday, valentines day, third tuesday of the month day.....i have a lot of cousins which is cool. some of them are my age. and when we were little we played together...but we didnt play "house". we played bar.. and i always wanted to be the bartender but my cousin made me play the hot chick that walks in the bar and gets free drinks for wearing revealing clothing... then my aunt would home i d get in trouble for wearing her halter tops... I have a total of 8 piercings. yes they all hurt. yes. i have 5 tattoos. yes they hurt too. um, no i dont have my nipples pierced. no i dont have anything below the belt pierced..ewe... i m from philly and i hate taking septa . because it is dirty and it always smells and its always late. any bus i ever need or have needed i n the past. ..late.. and i always get stuck near the drunk , chatterbox, smelly old person, who "used to have a great job" " used to have a car" "used to own soo much property" " talks with quotation marks" i finally got my license! and i really need a car bad.. so if you are reading this and thinking " oh my god, i want to give a car away to someone .. like right now" do not hesitate to contact me!.....philly is cool though cause it has some neat people. like the other day i met a psychic bum. i was getting off the El and he was like " a little help?!" and iwa s like " sorry dude, i cant help you" and he was like " ya know, if you were getting your ass kicked in an alley i couldnt help you either.. " sure enough , ten minutes later i was getting my ass kicked and in an ally of all places!.. also there s the "joke bum" who usually walks around south street.. the other day he came up to me and was like " what's the best nation?!?!?!?! a DONATION?!?!?!" and i said to him " oh you... oooooh you... silly .. why dont you get a real job and stop trying to tell jokes for a living?!?!" ( thats funny cause im an aspiring stand up comedienne.. well its more ironic than funny... but you have to see the face i just made when i recreated the joke bum ...now THAT was funny.. im actually laughing at myself typing about it!! oh god i kill me!!! ) .. i used to do a lot of ACID in highschool. can you tell??? No Literally i used to drop acid in high school.. i do not recommend dropping it before algebra 2.. i used to get called to the front of the class to do equations and all i could do was draw pictures of bunnies being chased by reclinging chairs screaming things like bunny hate cinnamon popcorn balls!!!! it was fun at the time but i never listened to the adults who would tell me " jen, acid is the trip, thats NO vacation!" and i didnt listen when they told me that i would get flashbacks later in life... i was like "wait ! all this awesomeness is gonna happen to me later in life when i least expet it?!?! awesome!!! dude. should have listened. flashbacks suck. oh crap im gettin one right NOW *&%*&%*^*& newsflash!!! did you know that cookies taste better with playdoh on them!!?!? and what DOES purple smell like i ve always wanted to know.. im a faerie!! i like shiny things!!! .....(*&%*&^*&^ im back.. i didnt really just have an acid flashback.. did i fool you?? i hope i did..i am a trickster i ll tell ya!!! i dont do drugs anymore but there are certain things in life that make me wish i still did. LIKE SPRINT!!!!! its the most annoying cell phone service EVER. and how come when i try to check my messages, instead of getting them at first i have to hear the Sprint lady give me a fuckin monologue. "One new message. message marked urgent! message recieved january 3rd at 5:46 pm. wait! thats today . message recieved today at 5:46 pm. to listen to message now! press one. to listen later press two! next stop margaret orthodox station ! a wheelchair accessable station! for wheelchair acessable routes, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, please deposit 50 cents for next 2 minutes! if a train leaves from ney york at 3:46 and a boat leaves from ROME... CALL DISCONNECTED!!!" why is she so ENTHUSED that my call was disconnected?!?!?!?!?! i ll tell you why. i heard that Sprint LADY is DATING movie phone guy!!!! could you imagine THOSE two on a date.. at like a restaurant. Moviefone guy: hellooooooooooo and welcome to this eveniiiing... how was youuuuuuuuur day? iiiiiiiiiiiif it went well, press one nooooooooow! if it was tiring prrrrrreeeeeeesssssssss two nooooooooow.. Sprint lady: hunny , you were approximately 4 minutes late. you were supposed to meet me here at 7:00 pm on january 11. it is now january 11 , 7:04 pm......... Moviefone guy: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim soooooorryyyyyyyyyyy.. toooooooooooo forgive me press one nooooooooooooooow. to pic my brain to find out why i was late . press twoooooooo now...toooooooo throw your glass of water in my face!! press threeeeeeeeeee nooooooowww to hear a word from our sponsers at Q102.. press foooooouuuuurrr nowwwwwwww

My Interests

Music,Standup Comedy, Karaoke, Low Carb Monster, Tattoos, Piercings,Hangin out till 4 in the morning, Animals( i have the cutest little doggie in the world named lola! she came from the streets man!someday i will own a pomeranian, a rotti, and a pekegnese, a chinchilla and a monkey!)

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor ( so i could tell him that i named my beta fish after him )Fiona Apple, Johnny Depp( MUST be wearing his black eyeiner), Jake Gyllenhaal, Jared Leto( or someone who looks like him), Homestarrunner, Jack Skellington , Jack BLACK!! Michael C. Hall,and an awesome Metal band that needs a HOT chick singer! I' d also like to meet the mother and father of my dog so i could tell what the hell breeds she is mixed with.

Music:

Avenged Sevenfold, Atreyu,A Perfect Circle, Assemblage 23, AFI, Apoptygma Berzerk, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Alice in Chains, Bullet for my Valentine, Bauhaus, Bella Morte, Bloodhound Gang, Black Eyed Peas,Jeff Buckley, The Cure, Concrete Blonde, the Cruxshadows, Chevelle, Cold, Chris Cornell, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dresden Dolls, the Distillers, Duran Duran, the Explosion, Erasure, the Faint, Fear Factory, Filter, Glassjaw, Godhead, Him, Human Waste Project, Hole, In this Moment, In Flames, Joy Division, Jack off Jill, Killswitch Engage, Korn, London after Midnight, Lacuna Coil, Manson, Machinehead, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, Murder City Devils,Misfits, New Order, NIN, Pantera, Portishead,Prick, Rancid, Refused, Radiohead, Rob Zombie, She Wants Revenge, Soulfly, System of a Down, Sepultura, Spineshank, Static X, St. Valentines Massacre, Soundgarden, STP, TOOL, etc.....

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands,Benny and June ,Donnie Darko Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Nightmare Before Christmas, Lock , Stock , and Two Smoking Barrels, Old School, the Big Lebowski , Sleepy Hollow, Twister, Hook , The Matrix, Orange County, Moulin Rouge, A League of their Own, Igby Goes Down,Party Monster Saving Silverman , High Fidelity, The Craft, Empire Records, Toy Story , Never Ending Story, Beetle Juice, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing amy, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, a Mighty Wind, Pie, Momento, Mirror Mask , Little Miss SUnshine, Notes on a Scandal , Pirates of the Carribean

Television:

The Family guy, that 70s show, King of Queens,WEEDS, (old) SNL , Entourage, South Park,HOME MOVIES!!!! and my new favorite show is DEXTER.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Books:

the sandman comics, Lenore comics, Gloom cookie, JTHM, nightmares and fairytales, thedreaming, ( i like comic books ) , neverwhere, the witching hour, the tao of pooh, american gods, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, Wicked, Lamb, The Stupidest Angel, A dirty Job.... and many moooooooooooooooooooore....

My Blog

ho le chan. what the crap did i ever do to you?

this is the second time this month i ve ordered from ho -le- chan. sometimes i just need some good ol chinese vegetables. (oh baby corn , you are so friggin cute!!!!!!!!! )  im not a big fan of t...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:35:00 PST

im afraid to turn my tv on....

 i  don t have cable. it hasn t really been a big deal  cause i grew up without having cable so im used to it.. the only channel that comes in is 57 . which was perfectly...
Posted by Scandalicious on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:53:00 PST

i made a blue slushie!!!!!!! ........ on my car!!!

i was getting in my car this morning . and due to the snowfall last night there was snow piled up on my windshield. i dont have one of those snow duster offer thingies, so i just got in my car and wen...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:42:00 PST

eggs cook so fast. its ashame i dont eat them.

i definitely just cooked for my dog. i m at my parents house doing laundry. my dog has been with me all day because i had to take her to the vet and then run a bunch of errands. Lola ( my dog ) d...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

a new blog! oh ma goodness! no she didnt ! no she didnt!!

ok so my friend told me that i should post a new blog so im gonna cause im bored... i need a job.. I'm not goin back to school until the spring and not having a job is making me go insane.. actually i...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:44:00 PST

GOD bless Bill Hicks.... or rest his soul.. yeah..

no.. thats it. if you are reading this then i am flattered that you care about what i have to say...but really thats it. im listening to Bill and he was brilliant...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

evaporation

last night my friend told me that i was going to evaporate one day... because alcohol apparently evaporates.. and apparently i drink a whole lot of it... then she offered me a mint.. but i declined be...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

at the gym

i was at the gym earlier . i live in port richmond and the Bally Total Fitness is surrounded by a Domino's , Subway, IHOP, Pizza hut, Taco Bell, Boston Market, McDonald's , Wendy's , Burger King, Dai...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nurse

im currently nursing a hangover... i got so drunk this morning~~ cause ya know how sometimes you wake up. and you say to yourself "self ( i call myself self sometimes.. either that or bitchass) self,...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pants

i hate that everyone is losing weight but me. well at least in advertisements... and the official symbol of weight loss is that thin man or woman that has the oversized pants on and pulls them out a...
Posted by Scandalicious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST