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Jeff

Oh The Ugly One, you look so makey-outey tonight.

About Me

www.jeffisaliar.blogspot.com

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Definitely not Will Smith. He's the biggest waste of life going. Example: We're at Live 8 in Philly and he says, "Who's house is this?" and he makes everyone respond by saying, "Will's House!" I refuse. This isn't your house, asshole! It's the art museum! And we're at a free concert to raise awareness about world hunger. Can we have you stop talking about how great you think you are for one goddam second and worry about someone else's life? Kill yourself.

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, A Perfect Circle, AFI, Danny Elfman, Deadsy, Deftones, The Faint, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Gwen Stefani, Jimmy Eat World, Kill Hannah, The Killers, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mudvayne, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Ok Go, Orgy, Our Lady Peace, The Smashing Pumpkins, Tool, The Used.

Movies:

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Superbad, Little Miss Sunshine, Team America: World Police, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Reno 911!: Miami, Wet Hot American Summer, Cable Guy, Saw, The Good Girl, The Simpsons Movie, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Napoleon Dynamite, Super Troopers, Office Space, Waiting..., Dumb and Dumber, Walk the Line, Baseketball, The Sweetest Thing, The Wedding Singer, Empire Records, Big Fish, Knocked Up.

Television:

Saturday Night Live, Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Office, 24, 30 Rock, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D List, My Name is Earl, South Park, Lost, Late Night with Conan 'O Brien, The Simpsons, Reno 911!, That '70s Show, Grey's Anatomy, Seinfeld, Samantha Who?, The Big Bang Theory, Reaper, Private Practice, Notes from the Underbelly, Sarah Silverman Program.

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger), Gerald's Game (Stephen King), War of the Worlds (H.G. Wells), 1984 (George Orwell), Haunted (Chuck Palahniuk).

Heroes:

I wish I was Shia LaBeouf.

My Blog

Hear You Me

This is the saddest song I've heard in a while. It makes me all emo. It's by Jimmy Eat World. They played it at their show and I got all choked up b/c it made me think of April. And then I got more up...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:38:00 PST

What a shitty month.

How come when something bad happens in your life, there seems to be just constant shit that rains down in every other aspect of your life, too. My dad had hip surgery last week. He's doing awesome and...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:17:00 PST

Valentine’s Day

On my way home from work tonight, I just happened to be listening to Linkin Park's new cd Minutes to Midnight. Well, lo and behold, the song "Valentine's Day" comes on. It's a good song.   My ins...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:56:00 PST

Read my actual blog.

Go to my blog. It's jeffisaliar.blogspot.com. I update it every so often. More so then here, that's for sure. So check it out. You can put a comment on it even if you're not a member of blogspot. Just...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:42:00 PST

MTV

I put up this whole blog about how I hate myself and it was all emo and stuff. So I'm editing it. Actually I deleted it and just put this in it's place. So I heard back from the people at Mtv and they...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:10:00 PST

A Joke. Give me your side of the story.

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. > > On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. > > On the third day, she sat down for the last ...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:33:00 PST

Oh Lately It's So Quiet

"Oh Lately It's So Quiet" Ok Go(Oh no) Oh lately it's so quiet in this placeYou're not 'round every corner(oh no) Oh lately it's so quiet in this placeSo darlin' if your not here haunting meIm wonderi...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:20:00 PST

Until I die of a broken heart.....

Ok so I'm not dying, but that is a lyric from Billy Corgan. Haha. ANYWAY, I went to the doctor today due to heart palpatations I've been having a lot recently. I went this morning before work and...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:02:00 PST

OMG Shoes!

This is a video by Liam Sullivan. He's a comedian from LA. He has a character named Kelly who is freaking hilarious! This video is called "Kelly Likes Shoes." He even made a myspace. www.myspace.com/k...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:00:00 PST

Douchebags and Tools

Here's a couple people I hate. Actually, a lot. This is what my high school was made of, as I'm sure yours was, too. Enjoy. ...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:28:00 PST