A Good Day |
I was drinking in the kitchen this morning when I fell on the floor. I stayed down there for the next couple hours, with my ass awkwardly in the air. Not because I was hoping for butt sex or anything,...
Posted by Edmund Wells on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:49:00 PST |
My 6th grade Sex Ed teacher |
Mr. Carol once told us that it is impossible to urinate with a fully erect penis.
Boy, did I ever prove him wrong in a big, big way.
Posted by Edmund Wells on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST |
There are two types of people in the world |
There are those who separate everybody into two arbitrary categories.
Posted by Edmund Wells on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:14:00 PST |
Personal Discoveries |
I have a small, hard lump of something underneath the skin behind my right ear. It could be a swollen lymph node. It could be cancer. Who knows? Not me, that's for sure; I don't have health insurance....
Posted by Edmund Wells on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:53:00 PST |
Old News on the Phone |
My boss called to tell me I'm fired, citing my complete lack of presence. What a jerk. I secretly quit two weeks ago, but did I go around calling everybody about it? No. Gentlemen keep their...
Posted by Edmund Wells on Fri, 26 May 2006 01:00:00 PST |
Heres something that came out of my mouth, once: |
Just because a chick is hot, is that any reason to pay attention to anything she says?
We were talking about some dumb opinion Britney Spears had, and I was offended that we were even talking abo...
Posted by Edmund Wells on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
