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About Me

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I was born in 1947 into a family of poverty stricken he man jelly figures. Over the years they came to accept the fact that they didn't exist until the mid 80's so exiled me to live with a group of humans called the Visionaries. Unfortuantely they didn't exist till the mid 80's either and were fairly unpopular so I took it upon my self to travel the universe in a giroscope made from the bones of bones. After a long battle with Zod in the phantom zone I became self aware and launched a robotic war on the humans that had created me to protect them.In the year 1954 a small group of humans programmed a broken talking yoda doll to travel back in time and destroy me before I became aware. They failed and now I'm here.My first day at school

My Interests

flowers, candy, cartoons and hitler occult, reading movies and anything that smells of time travel or stew.meet my familymy momMy Daddy

I'd like to meet:

Any one except Zombie John Lennon.I still owe him 59 lira and he is also incredibly rascist.

Music:

fear factory, tool

Movies:

evil dead, blade, the fountain, ferngully 2:hitler has found a new home The Inevitable return of Bastardman and the chipmunks

Television:

the life and times of grizzly adams, jerry and the pace makers:a pornographic journeey through the 50's, your mother(the whore), songs of praise. Heroes and the Shield of course

Books:

The Smurfs in and out of grannys underpants, The famous 5 get cancer, Nancy Drew and the case of the broken hymen, Ann and Barry get molested, mein kampf,any thing by lovecraft or clive barker

Heroes:

Frank Black (not the musician, the fictional character from millenium who I suspect may have something to do with the i207.photobucket.com/albstrange blockage in my toilet) ..

My Blog

Jesus and Hitler Show

the trailer for a show I'm working on at the moment is now online.I am still currently working on it and will be talking more about it in my blog over the next while...so for any one who is curious as...
Posted by jesusbeater on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST

Satanic State?

The older I get the more pissed off I get with my fellow man, man as a being is a fucking idiot, living in countries or states run by even bigger morons.Religion is a fucking joke, a system of law to ...
Posted by jesusbeater on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:35:00 PST

new forum

Just to let you all know as of today a new forum for alternative people ia on line at my web site www.luciferiarising.com all are welcome to post whatever they want. as it is only new it is up to th...
Posted by jesusbeater on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

new forum

Dead Silence

If your scared of dolls this will be your worst dream come true.Made by the guy who did the first saw movie.Beautiful shots and some really cool editing makes this a very stylish horror movie.Do...
Posted by jesusbeater on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:24:00 PST

Dead Silence

Even Quicker Reviews.Grindhouse and Pirates 3

Grindhouse.Planet Terror:Excellent movie.Trailers are all fantastic would be great if they were turned into real movies.DeathProof:Fans of planet terror prob won't like this as much, heavy in dialogue...
Posted by jesusbeater on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:39:00 PST

Hostel 2

Short Review: Great movie , well worth seeing.9/10For any one not familiar with Hostel , the basic story is about a village in Slovakia where people pay to kill people.The first movie introduced us to...
Posted by jesusbeater on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Black Sheep Review

http://www.imdb.com/rg/photos-name/summary//gallery/ss/07799 82/Ss/0779982/bs2.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0779982 An experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty kil...
Posted by jesusbeater on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

del fucking papas

This is a warning to anyone even thinking of ordering food from del pappas opposite the cinema in waterford.why to avoid del pappas1.Food is over priced2.Food is fucking horrible3.Del Pappas is secret...
Posted by jesusbeater on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST