the death of my cephalic carnage pipe... |
i'm such a fucking retard. i had my pipe in the front pouch of my hoodie...i go to take my hoodie off--without thinking, of course, and out falls my pipe. it hits the floor with a blood-curdling ...
Posted by metalchef.com on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:57:00 PST |
sore losers |
I've had enough drama from sore losers (and by losers, I mean white-trash pieces of shit who just don't get it) in the last 10 years of my life to last me an entire millenium! get a life; grow up; and...
Posted by metalchef.com on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST |
fucking FUCK!......ARRRRRRGH! |
so i'm in toronto with my buddies cheech & frank vomit (we were playing a gig @ the kathedral) on the 5th (of oct). we're walking through china town, along spadina towards dundas, and cheech grabs...
Posted by metalchef.com on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST |
6=fearless (stolen from Dirty Jase once again...) |
If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.If you get 10 or less you're fearless.People who don't have any are liars.I Fear...[] the dark[] staying single forever[x] being a parent[] being myself in fron...
Posted by metalchef.com on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST |
MetalChef t-shirts... |
t-shirts are coming soon...hopefully by the time GWAR come to town on the 23rd... sizes YM (girls)-XXL. not sure about prices yet, but it will be reasonable. let me know if you want one...prices will...
Posted by metalchef.com on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST |
50 questions (stolen from Dirty Jase, who stole them from B...) |
(Fifty questions stolen from B)...1. How tall are you barefoot?5' 9 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?sadly, no... (what kinda fuckin question is that?? who's writing this shit?)3. Do you own a gun?just ...
Posted by metalchef.com on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST |
freebird |
saturday night (oct 7th) i went to my high school reunion in kingston, ont -- it's been 15 years since i finished high school (ernestown secondary, odessa, ont)... of the five or six people i did see/...
Posted by metalchef.com on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST |
updates - oct 9th |
so, as of today, i will [finally] have internet access at my new apartment--yeah, i moved to fuckin hamilton last weekend...why? cheap rent! got a two bedroom apt for $720 plus electricity -- and it's...
Posted by metalchef.com on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:03:00 PST |
five years |
Once again I stole a survey from Dirty Jase...Five years ago: September 2001How old were you?:27What school were you at?i was out of school (college) for 4 yearsWhere did you work?i was freelancing --...
Posted by metalchef.com on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:58:00 PST |
another fucking survery (yawn) |
1. Initials:AHM 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you:uhm...can't think of anyone off hand (some girl i worked with, like 9 years ago...but who cares) 3. Last thing you ate:toast w/nutella 4...
Posted by metalchef.com on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST |
