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Maxtastic

one man's sack is another man's snack

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

who ever gets to me first

Music:

Ludicra, Weakling, Sleep, Asbestos Death (all 4 songs), OM, high on fire, skinless, dying fetus, hammers of misfortune, god flesh, napalm death, melvins, Earth, Boris, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Scratch Acid, Jesus Lizard, The Birthday Party, Shellac, Big Black, Pantera, Drunk Horse, 100 Suns, Sunn 0))), Man or Astro Man, Yob, Middian, Emperor, Neurosis, Black Cobra, Acid King, Eternal Elysium, Cannibal Corpse, Testament, Necrophagist, Animosty, three six, opeth, mastodon, alabama thunderpussy, king diamond, amon amarth, motorhead, thin lizzy, Pentagram, Dawn, Burzum, old Mayhem, Clutch, Strapping young Lad, Culturcide, Minutemen, Black Flag, Anthrax, the decendents, misfits, old wainds, the fucking champs, mudhoney..... so on and so forth

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Seventh Seal, Songs from the Second Floor, Kitchen Stories, jackie brown, Elling

Television:

I watch life, not a screen

Books:

Icelandic Sagas, the Wu-Tang Manual, kitchen cofidential, city of god

My Blog

Ribs and Beer

Maybe I should just pursue a life of a food and beer. It's what I know. It's what I'm good at, the food part anyway. I'm just figuring out the beer half, just made my first batch of ale. In a few ...
Posted by Maxtastic on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:35:00 PST

Hella gassy

I think i just set a world's record for number of farts in an 8-hour period. It finally ocurred to me that i fart waaaaay more than average man. I'm sorry to those i farted on. HA!
Posted by Maxtastic on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:34:00 PST

I'm not a Jackass

"You think I can get an ice cream with 2 bucks?""Probably not.""Have you ever been on TV?""No?""You know the show Jackass, right?""yeah why?""You look like that guy. Steve-o."Stupid kids.......
Posted by Maxtastic on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST