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Riff Randall

The storm after the calm

About Me



This is what I wish was playing last night in Hollywood. Maybe some of the people would have felt stupid and gone home. Instead I did.
"My Humps" - Alanis Morissette

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We rob banks

RIP Sandy

Jess is way hotness. Oh my goh.

I will eat you.

My Interests


My kitties, Svenom (above) and Eerie (below)

Shows
Life's Perversions
Trannies
Laughing
Someone with a story
Being Rowdy
Pole Dancing
Intellectual Intercourse
Exploring
Traveling
Taking the piss out of people

I'd like to meet:

LOSERS, USERS, SCUMBAGS, ABUSERS, HEADBANGERS, SKATEDOGS, GOTHS, ROCKERS, METALHEADS, FUCK-UPS, DIRT MERCHANTS, ACID CASUALITIES, DEGENERATES, GEEKS, SCOUNDRELZ, FRUITS, DROPOUTS, SLUGS, SLOBS, PUNKS, CRACKHEADS, PILL-POPPERS, JERKS, STONERS, SLUTS, HAIR FARMERS, SPEED FREAKS, E-HEADS, CRUSTIES, ADDICTS, AND WEIRDOS..
Oh...and the singer of this band, I hear he does wedding photography.
Mnemic - Meaningless

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Music:


Movies:

Growing up I always wanted to be Stephanie Zinone.
She was the coolest, hottest chick in black leather and pink satin. She smoked and drank, and sang and danced...
Cool Rider

Taxi Driver
Behind The Green Door with my husband
Secretary
Driller
Hellraiser series
Kill Bill series
Decline of Western Civ
Velvet Goldmine
ANY - Tim Burton, Johnny Depp
Crispin Glover, Cary Grant, or Marilyn Monroe movies

I have a special place in my heart for a few great love stories like:
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Benny & Joon
House of Yes
Cry Baby
Love Actually
V for Vendetta

Television:

Gossip shows
Rome
AFV
Project Runway

Books:

Peter Steele Playgirl (xoxo Ro)
The Dirt
Labotomy
Artist's Way
4 Agreements
Leo The Lop
The Velveteen Rabbit
Albert Camus
Clive Barker

Heroes:

The Kids Of Widney High

My Blog

Girls are bad, throw rocks at them...

I never envisioned myself a movie freak.Seriously, it may sound surprising, but I never actually thought I was a "movie person"Oh well, I guess I am. I admire people's ability to sketch up a good stor...
Posted by Riff Randall on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

Tracey Ullman

i watched Tracey Ullman's show on HBO (Live & Exposed) and, wow, she is so talented. She always impressed me with her imitations but watching her on stage just talking with wigs was really refreshing....
Posted by Riff Randall on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST

Time to enjoy

For some time I have had to let a lot go... from losing my cat (aka my closest and best friend of 19 years), my finacial stability, and various other things now gone - some by my chosing. As I assumed...
Posted by Riff Randall on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:53:00 PST

I'm gonna be gay

When I get to gay Paris!
Posted by Riff Randall on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:23:00 PST

My year

Legendary... If I were to sum up my past year that would have to be the word I would employ. I have grown far beyond my own expectations and although from the outside my life may seem somewhat stagnan...
Posted by Riff Randall on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:40:00 PST

Guess what... I'm swoopin' in to Clevo - be prepared!

Yeah so every fucking time I am there I have a shitload of shit to do and more than likely I am working... Ok, so anyway I'm not working this time, therefore be ready for this bird to land in the wi...
Posted by Riff Randall on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:38:00 PST

It all comes in doses

In the midst of all the putridly low lows something unfailingly comes along and reveals to you it's not your time. Well this is what my brilliantly insane roommate proclaimed to me the other night a...
Posted by Riff Randall on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:50:00 PST

Who put me here? Why do I think it was me?

Love & Heartbreak Profound Poignant Pain is as essential an emotion as joy. I understand how truly difficult it all is. I want the happy ending. Brutally sobering and exhilarating at the sam...
Posted by Riff Randall on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:39:00 PST

I want to move to Sweden...

Ummmm yeah... COULD THERE BE A BETTER REASON????
Posted by Riff Randall on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:28:00 PST

HORRIBLE

I have a way of gobbling up life and really taking the time to taste each mouth watering bite. It brings a smile to my face and an optimism to my heart. Yet the other night something cruel and simply ...
Posted by Riff Randall on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:28:00 PST