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I'm too fucking lazy to be interested in anything. This is similar to the phenomenon that people call A.D.D. However that is just a technical term for being a lazy ass!
A yard gnome that is not wearing a red hat and the sock monster.)That bitch better give me back my socks. Gandi, so he can tell me whether I spelled his name right or not. Oscar the Grouch, so I can thank him for letting me know that when everyone around has something positive to teach you can still be disgruntled and get along. . That guy who put nipples on Batmans costume in the movies so I can kick him in his nuts. Liv Tyler. Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger force, so we can have a conversation Meatwad style. Tony Danza, the most talentless bastard on the face of the earth. Just kidding Tony! Your great. The man on the moon. That poor fucker must be really bored by now. Barry Manilow so I can inspire him to write a new song the whole world would sing. George Lucas. I want to have a light saber battle with him. All the bums that have ever said they were hungry to me so I can make a big feast and feed all those who can't seem to work or strive to suceed in anyway and expect everyone else pay their way. Oprah, cause I mean that is one rich as bitch. Maybe I can be her boytoy!!!!!! We can drink slimfast and exercise together. Man I am gettin excited just thinkin about it! Whew@!@
Every t.v. evanglist there ever was so I can spank them. Winnie the Pooh so I can steal his honey and tell him to stop being a fat fucking bear. The guy from Milli Vanilli that did not kill himself. Whoever took the cool little characters off the hostess packages. You ruined my life. Pat Sajak and Ed Grimley!!!
Also, Adrienne feet while they are clean... of my feces.
Anything with a triangle solo. I also like kazoo works. CLutch/Slayer/Secret Chiefs 3/Eagles of Death Metal/ The MElvins/ ButtHole Surfers/High on Fire/ The Residents/M.O.D./S.O.D./ TOm wAits/P/Pro-pain/ Early early Floyd/ Mastodon/ Suplecs/ Ween/Early LL COOL J/ Frank Zappa/ System of a Down/ devo/ Mushroomhead/ Corrosion of COnformity/ The Reverend Horton Heat/ hayseed dixie/ Uncle scratchs gospel revival/ disengage/ mr. bungle/ sepultura/sir mix alot/ fantomas/ tomahawk/johnny cash/ solo patton works/ the milk cult/ stray cats/ gil mantera's party dream/ parliment/funkadelic/charlie daniels/ muddy waters/ john coltrane/ willie dixon/ blingmonster in g-city/elvis/ pigface/earthride/ skinny puppy/ ministry/stevie wonder/gwar/ leonard cohen/ eazy-e/lamb of god/ the cantina band/ white zombie/ too live crew/ringworm/ lords of acid/ creedence clearwater revival/ L7/anthrax/janes addiction/ meshugah/soulfly/ hypocrisy/ brutal truth/ macabre/ exit 13/ suicidal tendencies/ the cramps/james brown/ primus/lou reed/the velvet underground tool/Silverfish/Ruby/portishead
Blue Velvet/The Groove Tube/Dark City/All the Muppet Movies/Texas Chainsaw Massacre Pt.2/Orgazmo/The River's Edge/Pink Floyd's Live at Pompeii/The Outsiders/The Star Wars triology/American Psycho/Disturbed/Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me/THis old Justice League of America movie that was made for T.V. way back when. I remember seeing it as a child but, can not recall seeing it as an adult. To be continued......
I alot of fun to shoot at with assualt rifles! (Do not attempt this at home)
I read books by Clive Barker.
My dog for puttin up with my shit for all these years. JIm Henson. THat guy was a visionary.