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jimmy.hazard

You see, I got a deal with the fish: I don't eat them... and they don't eat me.

About Me

I play metal and scream my head off in this band....
you know you want to add us!
"...for to describe the bottom of all the universe is not an enterprise for being taken up in sport, nor for a tongue that cries mamma and papa." - Dante's Inferno Canto XXXII:3
"God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things." Picasso
"Every child is an artist. It's a challenge to remain an artist when you grow up." Picasso
"Art is not made to decorate rooms. It is an offensive and defensive weapon against the enemy." Picasso
"But I feel my strength returning tonight, it's pouring from the purest well to ever give water. Out into an ocean where the sharks are circling, carnival of counterfeits wanna crucify something real." Alabaster - Rocky Votolato
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins
The devil wants you to skip church when it rains, he knows dry people will burn better.
I am a musician and a designer, bullheaded and opinionated but laid back. I am down with Mexican or Italian food. Headbanging is super freaking cool. Entertaining people is awesome.
Check me at the You Tube www.youtube.com/jimmyhazard

My Interests

music, faith, photography, design, comics, movies, good conversation, computers, video games, I love and miss my cat, guitars, snowboarding, long walks on the beach

I'd like to meet:

ninjas (and urban ninjas as well), Gwar, people who chew bubble gum and kick ass and are all out of bubble gum, Dio, someone to be the new Dirty Steve and probably YOU (but maybe not).But most of all, black cowboys.

Music:

all things metal, bad country, good punk rawk, emo/indie rock

Movies:

Sin City, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Dead Alive, the Frighteners (basically all of Peter Jackson) Indiana Jones trilogy, Evil Dead trilogy, the Animatrix, se7en, the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Four Rooms, Original Star Wars trilogy, Living Dead trilogy, Dawn of the Dead remake, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, Ninja Scroll, Re-Animator, the Thing, They Live, Vampire$ (and most John Carpenter), the Quick and the Undead, Run Ronnie Run, Orgazmo, From Dusk Til Dawn, the Boondock Saints, Cannibal the Musical, Nevada Smith, Shaun of the Dead, Blade Runner, all Kevin Smith movies, more to come later when I remember.

oh yeah and...

Donnie Darko SUCKED BALLS!!!

Television:

I ain't got no diggy dang TV in the trailer.

Books:

Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, the Dark Tower series, the Stand, It.. (ok most all Stephen King) C.S. Lewis, the Bible (read it more), Art and Fear, many different comic books, H.P. Lovecraft, the Rising, the Walking Dead, Sin City, Battle Royale, Conan

Heroes:

Wolverine, Aragorn, Spiderman and Jesus

My Blog

I’ve decided...

That I want to do my house, when I have one, steampunk.
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:20:00 PST

the best job in the world...

is not being a designer and making your own hours and pay rate...is not being a rockstar and entertaining people and making money by making music (art)...rather it's being a dad. That's the best frea...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

compliments...

I got a great one tonight..."Your vocals gave me chills."That's sweet that you can do that with a metal voice. I don't know what kind of chills but I think it was just the chills you get when good mu...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:38:00 PST

haste the day....

their new album is really good. Three or four REALLY amazing songs and the rest is kinda predictable. The singy singer needs to change his vocal lines up but it's not awful. Plus those four songs a...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:48:00 PST

pissing people off... (the Virginia Tech thing)

Is sometimes what I do best...I am sick and tired of these faggots with guns who think it's ok to shoot a bunch of people and then kill themselves... Wait maybe they KNOW it's not ok to do it and THA...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

crutches and agendas....

preface... the following applies to many different aspects of life and I am only using a recent conversation to illustrate the point.why is everything but straight edge a crutch to straight edge dude...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:23:00 PST

sometimes...

I wish I could express myself with words like other people do. I run on such RAW emotion and passion that it's hard to convert those into tangible words to show other people. Yeah I know that I writ...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:53:00 PST

white trash...

I live in a trailer in front of a house now. That means I have come full circle in my white trashness. Yes I was listening to country (Hank 3) and drinking beer yesterday. Yes my heater runs on pro...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:45:00 PST

words

"I'll never hold you backand I won't force my willI will no longer do the devil's wishessomething I read on a dollar billa paper tiger can't tell you where he standswe'll go back tonight the way that ...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

sometimes

nearly everything sucks but you can't just stop everything to cry about it all.here are things that don't suck in no particular order...a kid who is amazing, health, a band that rips peoples faces off...
Posted by jimmy.hazard on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST