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GreenMachine

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

About Me

I'm mostly just a regular guy , i enjoy the following thingsCoffee Rock'n'Roll Gambling Computer geek stuff Disney Getting Tattooed J-Horror Hot Girls Iron Maiden My Brother Diet A&W Root Beer The Company of good peopleAt this point in time I'm assuming that everyone in the world has a myspace profile , so even if you kinda slightly maybe remember meting me like once ,message me , chances are i remember you , I'm still trying to find people i once knew"Believing there is no God means the suffering I've seen in my family, and indeed all the suffering in the world, isn't caused by an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent force that isn't bothered to help or is just testing us, but rather something we all may be able to help others with in the future. No God means the possibility of less suffering in the future." -Penn Jillette -STOPBAPTISTPREDATORS.ORG

My Interests

Reality , Science , Evolution , Kelsey , Rock , Coffee , Porn

I'd like to meet:

Penn and teller , James Randi , Trey Parker and Matt Stone , Ricky Gervais ,Adam Savage , Norman Borlaug , Michael Goudeau ,Hayden Panettiere, Megatron , Katie from gods girls , Apnea , Jesus.

Music:

The Sword , Maylene , Dimmu Borgir , Only Living Witness , The Hidden Hand , Clutch , Fu-Manchu , 1349 , Marduk , Satyricon ,Mike Jones ( the jazz guy , not the rap guy ), Abdullah , Lisa Loeb , Rainbow , Witchcraft , St Vitus , Black Sabbath , GWAR , The Hellacopters.... this list could go on for days.

Movies:

300 , Dark Water , Ringu , The Exorcist 3 , Waking Life , Donnie Darko , Oceans11 , Dazed and Confused ... again , this list could go on for days

Television:

LOST , The Simpsons , Family guy , Twin Peaks, Arrested Development , Most anything on the food network , Planet Earth , Bullshit , The Office (BBC)

Books:

Ring , Fight Club , The End Of Faith , The God Delusion

Heroes:

James Randi , Michael Shermer , Penn Jillette , Oderus Urungus , Richard Dawkins , Fred Green , Walt Disney , Megatron , Taylor Ahl , Julia Sweeney , Gerald Nott , Michael Goudeau , Schenk

My Blog

It's Friday , and this is the final chapter

I'm sorry , i had to , last week was a lie THE TRANSFORMERS + 300!!If the "N-64" kid grew up and got an I-PhoneThe latest Simpsons the movie trailer... CANT WAITThis guy in the best Howard Stern imper...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST

It's Friday , and god hates Superman

Undeniable evidence that the Loch Ness Monster is not only real but that he does back flips out of the water Loser on Jeopardy uses his "final Jeopardy" answer to make a family guy reference300 + Hook...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:25:00 PST

It's Friday , and i have tennis elbow

The inevitable 300 / Monty Python mashupOther than looking cool , i'm not sure what the point of this isafter this guy gets out of the hospital , his story will get him so many chicks , "yeah i got hi...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:06:00 PST

It's Friday , and My mother told me to be wary of Fauns

..I hope to Cesar I am never so poor/stupid that $30 convinces me to swim in a dumpster full of used cooking grease.The more i see from the new Transformers movie , the more i think i might like it , ...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:28:00 PST

I'ts Thrusday , Because friday i wil be in Paris.....Las Vegas

PLAN A: As soon as the bell rings, run full speed at your opponent and launch your face directly into his fist.The Breakdancer VS Baby , remixLamest back flip ever attempted , Nancy Grace gets owned o...
Posted by GreenMachine on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

It's Friday , and Brando's balls have USB ports

This guy uses a chair to launch himself to incredible height before nailing the perfect diveThe happy Gilmore trailer remix.. SHOOTER300 spoof , "UNITED 300"Indian Superman and Spidergirl... wai...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:30:00 PST

It's Friday , and Ghandi was a filthy racist

Compilaiton of Meg getting OwnedThe cool thing about being a dog is you can hump a duck and no one judges you , some might even think it's cute... lucky bastardsMc Gruber goes down "HOFF" styleJackass...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 18 May 2007 08:35:00 PST

It's Friday , and Tommy can you hear me?

"What happens in the meadow at dusk? "This might be old news by now , but if you wanted to see a shirtless "Hoff" drunk and eating dinner on the ground while being filmed by his daughter , then here y...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:20:00 PST

It's Friday , and i'm already looking forward to lunchtime

"Got a picture of her when she's fourteen in a swimming cap. She looks like a falcon."Chuck Norris shows up on family guy to prove Peter's favorite Chuck Norris factFACT: Sheep hate swingsetsaaaaawwww...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:43:00 PST

It's Friday , and I think I know what you did last night.

"I wouldn't marry a salad bar... Unless it had pudding. " Very cool claymationSNL , Jane Pauley interviews internet celebrities , Scarlett Johansson as the grape stomping lady makes this clip worth th...
Posted by GreenMachine on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST