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Sneepy

Bad Mother Fucker

About Me

"Bad Mother Fucker"
Female
35 years of putting up with bullshit
St. Mark’s Place
USA
Last Login:
10/1/2007
Nothing goes right...ever. Really. NOTHING. You name it, it's screwed...
sneep'y a. [-ier, -iest] 1. Tired to the point of rubbing one's eyes and curling up into a ball in a cat-like fashion. (courtesy www.urbandictionary.com)
Don't even bother asking to be friends if you have any kind of stupid agenda, are peddling some dumb crap, or have a private or lame ass page with no cool shit on it.
Shit is brown too...
R.I.P. St. Mark's Pizza..."Best Pie in Town!"
Word of the Day Word of the Day provided by The Free Dictionary
mein feline
Deno's Wonder Wheel, Coney Island, Brooklyn, NY. Built in 1920 by the Eccentric Ferris Wheel Company using 100% Bethlehem Steel forged right on the premises. The wheel itself stands 150 feet high, has a diameter of 140 feet, and holds up to 144 lucky passengers at once.
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My Interests

Bottle caps, bloody messes, spoons, meaty bits, severed appendages, warm leftovers, R. M. S. Titanic, penguins, nifty gadgets, vicious sarcasm, generally kicking up a filthy racket Maiden Voyage...only voyage

Coney Island Cyclone

Lewis Black - Bottled Water (shorter)

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Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pink, Mr. Yuk, Captain Spaulding, Eli Wallach, My Maker, Your Maker, Mayor McCheese

Mr. Pink

Reissue Schwinn Pea Picker

Remember, kiddies...Mr. Yuk means NO!!!

Music:

It's in my brain

Movies:

George A. Romero, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Rob Zombie, Quentin Tarantino, H. G. Lewis, Tobe Hooper, Dirty Harry, Vincent Price, Coen Brothers, Don Coscarelli, Clive Barker, Wes Craven, Mel Brooks, Python (Monty), Hitch, Universal Monsters, Sergio Leone, Kubrick, Christopher Guest...This is Spinal Tap, The Bad Seed, Duel, Death Race 2000, Gumball Rally, Evil Dead, Watership Down, Dogtown and Z-Boys, The Road Warrior, The Warriors, Shaun of the Dead, Killer Clowns, Slapshot...
What would you give me for a basket of kisses?

Death Race 2000

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

Ezekiel 25:17

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Tuco & Blondie

Dawn of the Dead - Trailer

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Hell yeah, I foil up!
What? You don't?

Television:

Hee Haw, Fawlty Towers (a.k.a. Farty Towels, Watery Fowls, Flowery Twats, Warty Owls), The Young Ones, The Addams Family, The Munsters, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Twilight Zone, Dark Shadows, The Office, Boston Legal, The Naked ChefBasil

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THE ARGUMENT MONTY PYTHON SKETCH

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Books:

BOSSY BEAR by David Horvath, Fox in Socks, Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!, Oxford English Dictionary, Amphigorey, Amphigorey Too, Amphigorey Also, Amphigorey Again...ad nauseam et infinitum, Goodnight MoonWhy not visit Bossy Bear?

The Lorax

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Heroes:

Hubert Cumberdale, Otis, Opus, Tom Savini, Steve Buscemi, Bugs Bunny (The Wabbit), Jules and Vincent, Evel Knievel, Lemmy Kilmister, Motherfucking Deathcat

R.I.P. Joey

Hubert Cumberdale...fancy seeing you here!

My Blog

UPS HAIKU

We WILL trash your stuff Blame it on the packaging You're shit out of luck
Posted by Sneepy on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:30:00 PST

MOTHER FUCKING, COCK SUCKING UPS (United Parcel Service)

Well, my very rare limited edition Schwinn Stingray Pea Picker was finally "delivered" this morning by UPS...take a fucking gander: The photos speak for themselves... The tracking status reads "deli...
Posted by Sneepy on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:11:00 PST

Sneepy's Snoretry

jelly bean vanilla crème whipper snapper puffy steam cotton candy sweet supreme cracker jack patty whack ticker tape sugar snap sizzle fizzle bottle cap wishing well penny fell hokey pokey carousel...
Posted by Sneepy on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST

When's it time to go to the dentist?

tooth hurty   too many Sugar Babies...YOW!
Posted by Sneepy on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:16:00 PST

Fucking Flip-Floppers

Well, it's that time of year again folks, when people feel the need to bare their nasty feet in public.  I'm witnessing this ALL OVER THE PLACE right now:People wearing open-toed shoes ...
Posted by Sneepy on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:58:00 PST

Crappy Holidays!

Hope you and yours is as crappy as me and mine. Ciao, 2006...how the hell are ya, 2007? Just great... 
Posted by Sneepy on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST