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Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good]

Autism.....The Cool Kind Of Retard

About Me

Hi! I'm Tegan (Teh-gen). Welcome to Myspace.
Likes: Music, art, performing arts/theatre, chopping hair (call me Edward), snapping pictures of my friends, Mexican cuisine, coffee, coffee houses, thrifting, funny hats, huge sunglasses, beach's, creativity, sunshine, warm weather, trees, hiking, swinging, bustin' moves, The Sim's, love, relationships, people (although I'm scared of judgment), acting, fashion of the 30's, 40's, and 50's, swing dancing, big band, singing in the shower, dancing in the rain, driving along the lake, Disney songs, Djarum Blacks, finger painting, picnics, climbing trees, the golden hour, building snowmen, adventures, softball, kickball, tag, playing sardines, Nintendo, Mario Brothers, making out, well-behaved children, cities, barns, animals, dressing up, Halloween, cleanliness, good hygiene, traveling, your mom, parties, ball-room dancing, Sarah Silverman and Dane Cook, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the originals), spookies, pulling your leg, wrestling around in the grass, surprises, eyeballs, body art, tequila, baseball games, trying new things, optimism, barbies, trolls, costumes, wigs, musicals, black and white films, silent films, birthday parties, flats, ska, sarcasm, dry humor, sexual jokes, skinny dipping, teasing, to bite, gorgious backs, freckles, change, flowers, HUGE teddy bears, inside jokes, chocolate milk, screaming, tootsie rolls, good news, the color pink, confidence, feeling sexy, chasing, Japanese, ice-cream, giving, making people feel special, guys who can sing or play an instrument extraordinarily well, being sung to, sexy accents, long hair, black rimmed glasses, capris, heels, dinosaurs, hookahs, elephants, glitter, greeting cards, stickers, vintage everything, old McDonalds toys, Christmas and New Years, eggrolls, making waffle cones and bowls, washing dishes, buttons, dancing in the street, window shopping, breakfast foods, being taken care of, independent films, cartoons, THE OFFICE, popcorn, inventing foods, manners, time machines, camping, campfires, the sound of a vacuum, low pitches, pshycology, warm cozy beds, jeez......I like a lot of things......
Dislikes: expensive things, Jello, jiggly things, chalk and chalkboards, bad habits, hairs in my mouth or yours, teen angst, drama, time limits, bad breath, bad hygiene, boogers, country music, fights, getting lectured, trying to prove myself worthy, cheesy pick-up lines, creepy crawlies, self-centeredness, dirty windows, criticism, politics, lies, stepping in poop, germs, old pigs, jerks, impoliteness, judgment, being put on the spot, mathematics, being stood up, people not calling back, dust, heavy perfume, sneezing, sickness, velvet, chipped nail polish, long toenails, smelly feet, blood, broken hearts, carelessness, crumbs.... especially in my bed, sticky fingers, sticky things, grapefruit, hard bread, moldy cheese, vomit, paper cuts, arrogance, drugs, spit-up, spit, rushing, being woken up, tie dye, black dye jobs, bad haircuts, sand in my mouth, pimples, mushrooms, abortions, bullies, ex-girlfriends, jealousy, bills, the war in Iraq, being hated, instigators, crowded rooms, dirty fingernails, dirty laundry, baggage, not getting a shower, ants, pet dander, over conscious people, being alone, loneliness, depression, pessimistics, broken crayons and pencils, broken glass, hot cars, gas prices, scent of sour dishrags, that time of the month, stupidity, people who won't let loose, party poopers, fake boobs, fake personalities, soap operas, closed-minded fools, being discouraged, piss-water beer, warm soda, constantly being corrected, being told to shut-up, cheaters, ads, spammers, people digging through personals, moochers, text messages, instant messages, being ignored, sequels, heights, clowns, tutorials.....etc. etc. etc........
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||| 16%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You! That's if you arn't going to spam me, spy on me, or are a complete ass to me.

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Music:

I like it! My current favorite band is Belle and Sebastian.

Movies:

The Dreamers, Girl Interupted, Donnie Darko, Little Miss Sunshine, The Squid and The Whale,I Heart Huckabees, Frida, Sideways, Fight Club, Requiem For a Dream,Motorcycle Diaries, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Eternal Sunshine, Punch Drunk Love,A Clock Work Orange,Charlottes Web, The Royal Tennenbaums, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Igby Goes Down, Kill Bill, Edward Scissor Hands, Running With Scissors, Science of Sleep, Nightmare Before Christmas, Borat, Dirty Dancing,Escape to Witch Mountain, Thank You for Smoking, Art School Confedential, Sin City,Evil Deads, Shaun of the Dead,The Corpse Bride, Big Fish,Monster House, A Bugs Life, Toy Story, Shrek, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean, Wedding Crashers,Ghost Busters, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate factory, Flubber (the original),Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, 40 Year Old Virgin, Goonies, Monsters Inc, Billy Madison, Old School,V for Vendetta, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Garden State, Rent, West Side Story, Wizard of Oz, Sound of Music, The Glass Slipper, The Little Mermaid, Cinderella, Aladdin, Peter Pan, Hook, Robin Hood, Lady and The Tramp, EVERY MOVIE THAT SHIRLEY TEMPLE WAS IN, Beauty and The Beast, Fantasia, Over the Hedge, Indiana Jones, Back To the Future, Little Rascals, shit.... the list goes on!

Television:

i don't watch TV much, except for THE OFFICE!
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

Books:

Any book that boggles the mind

Heroes:

PETER PAN and maybe your mom!

My Blog

When you think.....do you dream?

IN BRIGHT COLORS! It's now 2:39 am. A combination of mascara and eyeliner makes a ring around both eyes like a raccoon. Not that it makes much of a difference, considering that I cover up most of my f...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:04:00 PST

a separate thought

Why doesn't anybody listen to me and my advice? It hurts me that it's hurting you without you being about to know it. another point. All my life my dad has been "the boss" I have to listen to "the bo...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:16:00 PST

I’m done.

It's been made perfectly clear that I'm not fit for anyone
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:49:00 PST

I’m so busy

Please forgive me, I've been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to busy working 2 jobs and play. It's a lot to handle. So if I don't reply to you, nothing against you, I just don't have time. I'll get ar...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:54:00 PST

Auditions for Seussical

Wasn't as nervous this time around. Ralph did it all in one night. Which is amazing. The usual people got in with the same typecasted roles. I was aiming  for a bird of some sort....whether it wa...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST

To look is to waste

Why waste time looking, Love Actually IS EVERYWHERE! whether it is your friend Jon, your Boyfriend Drew, your mum, your dad, your husband Dan, your Brother Keegan, your Grandma, your Uncle G...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:56:00 PST

tick tock, tick tock, tick tock

So....I think I'm done being nice to people, because they don't return it. People are so rude and self centered these days. It breaks my heart....I think I'm going to sing a song about it. Whatever ha...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:20:00 PST

yes, I fucked a dog

So a rumor that I apparently fucked a dog is currently being spread through North High School.....alright....I'll fess up....I fucked a dalmation. It was THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD! Oh...then I got kn...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:55:00 PST

I’m not your sexual object

You arn't going to get in bed with me. I'm not that kind of a girl. Question of the day: Why am I just the girl you wanna fuck and not the girl that you want to persue a relationship with? ^^^ I...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

I celebrated it tough

Damn. Last night was a fucking blast! Suessical was absolutly wonderful. I think instead of trying out for Gertrude, I wanna try out for Mayzie. Which means I'm gonna have to switch songs. But it's su...
Posted by Tegan [genuinely great and groin grabbingly good] on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:52:00 PST