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Mason

it is easier to change a condom than a diaper

About Me

i had a job at a tape factory but i got fired. im poor so i eat alot of condiments. my favorite food is bbq sauce, sometimes when i can afford bread i make a tasty sandwich with a combination of many condiments and/or sauces.

My Interests

creeping, lurking, prowling, and anything else that might make someone uneasy

I'd like to meet:

vin deisel

Music:

my favorite song is any song by celine dion.

Movies:

i LOVE "baby geniuses" and "spy kids" other than those i hate movies. oh yeah, i guess i can sit through all of the "ernest" movies

Heroes:

vin deisel

My Blog

To the DOUCHE who stole my car!!!!

WHY?!?!?!  its fucking 11 years old, its dented, rusted, filled with trash and isn't worth anything!!!!!! I hope you get a few dollars for the fucking factory tape deck! If you get cold in your n...
Posted by Mason on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:51:00 PST

I gave a dog a bone...er

So...Once upon a time there was a boy, named mason, that went to his metrosexual friend jimmy's house... Jimmy lives with his parents, not a big deal, but i just wanted to clarify that in case his pa...
Posted by Mason on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:17:00 PST

Im the best f-ing bowler in da world!!!!!!

I went out for all you can drink and bowl for $15 last night thinkin i was gonna get my moneys worth out of the drinkin and not so much the bowling.  I am really sucky at bowling. I'm lucky if i ...
Posted by Mason on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

probably not worth blogging about

there was a woman at subway today who asked for tomatos on her sub, then asked the "sandwich artist"  to take the tomatos off of half the sub, then she said "lets go with two tomatos" then asked ...
Posted by Mason on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

Magic Vagina's

So i was out with some friends at a dive bar enjoying the beautiful people doing karaoke last night when i made a new friend... A 50 something year old child molester looking friend the smelt like pip...
Posted by Mason on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

fanny pack!!

i am sick of filling my pockets with shit.  every night when i go to bed i need to empty my pockets of my daily supplies such as my cell phone, keys, chapstick, pens, pencils, wallet, ipod, and o...
Posted by Mason on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:39:00 PST

mustache mayhem

hey y'all, i just realized that i have an obsession with the mighty mustache.  maybe some of you non-mustached motherfuckers have realized that about me, but i didn't until just now. after drawin...
Posted by Mason on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:53:00 PST

shit eat'n grin?

so, i live in a house with 5 roommates and 1 bathroom, 1 really small bathroom.  today i was going to brush my teeth and, for the first time ever, i dropped my fucking toothbrush into the fucking...
Posted by Mason on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

slices or squares???

so the other day i went out to a restaraunt to get some pizza by myself, i was really hungry and i was thumbing through the menu. everything looked sooooo goooooooood!!!! i finally decided on pepperon...
Posted by Mason on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:15:00 PST