Click this link to see me completely naked! |
You sick fuckers.
Posted by j4s0n on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:50:00 PST |
*sigh....I'm having second thoughts about keepin it real. |
It doesn't seem like its worth it anymore. I broke my pinky toe this morning, and I can't walk very well. It hurts a lot. The fucking doctor didn't give me any pills for it, so it hurts and I'm pis...
Posted by j4s0n on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:08:00 PST |
Sorry McDonald's prostitute, but I would NOT like a handjob. |
So, I went to mcdonalds today after work to get a double cheeseburger, and when I went to the time machine to get cash, I realized that they take cards now, so I'm kind of an idiot ...
Posted by j4s0n on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:21:00 PST |
Sorry ladies, but I have a new love, and that new love is huffing paint. |
Thats right, fairer sex. I'm so over you. All I need is a spraycan and some kind of bag. The first time that I sent those fumes into my lungs, and sent the message to my brain that I...
Posted by j4s0n on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST |
My "How to" of the day: How to be Emo |
I think that the potentially emo kids need a bit of guidance, so I'm here to help their self loathing asses out.
step 1: Reeboks Reeboks Reeboks.
Go to the shoe store, and buy the ...
Posted by j4s0n on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:23:00 PST |
Google's "How to" of the day |
Sometimes they are pretty interesting. A few weeks ago they had a "How to survive in Prison", and that was when I realized that i'd make an awful prison girlfriend. Maybe I could learn to poop on dema...
Posted by j4s0n on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:39:00 PST |
go pack go |
-----Original Message----- From: Jason McCormick Sent: Wednesday, July 05, 2006 11:26 AM To: Eric Brucker Cc: Seth Bayens...
Posted by j4s0n on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:31:00 PST |
