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matt

yay!!!!!

About Me

my name is matt. i'm tired, but sometimes i'm not tired. however, when i'm not tired i wish i was retired.

My Interests

Music, playing guitar, fishing, outdoor stuff, watching stuff happen, making stuff happen, making stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Sarah McLeod Sam Rockwell Zooey Deschanel

Music:

Juliana Hatfield, Verbena, Nirvana, Radiohead, The Superjesus, Sarah McLeod, Evan Dando, Local H, Stone Temple Pilots, Aimee Mann, The Dandy Warhols, The White Stripes, Audioslave, Unbusted, Vedera, Chris Brokaw, Nada Surf, TV on the Radio, The Anal Shitz

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Gone In 60 Seconds, Fight Club, Gattaca, Donnie Darko, Half Baked, 25th Hour, Matchstick Men, The Score, Blue Streak, Pitch Black, Confidence, Eulegy, White Oleander, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Winter Passing, The Salton Sea, Lucky Number Sleven

Television:

The Daily Show, Chappelle's Show, ATHF, CSI, and the two greatest shows ever created One Life To Live and House

Heroes:

My Hero? Zero.How can Zero be a hero?Well, there are all kinds of heroes, you know. A man can get to be a hero For a famous battle he fought... Or by studying very hard And becoming a weightless astronaut.And then there are heroes of other sorts, Like the heroes we know from watching sports. But a hero doesn't have to be a grown up person, you know, A hero can be a very big dog Who comes to your rescue, Or a very little boy who's smart enough to know what to do.What's so wonderful about a zero? It's nothing, isn't it?Sure, it represents nothing alone.But place a zero after 1 And you've got yourself a 10. See how important that is? When you run out of digits, You can start all over again. See how convenient that is?That's why with only ten digits including zero, You can count as high as you could ever go... Forever, towards infinity, No one ever gets there, but you could try.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt
Birthday: March 23
Birthplace: Beaver Dam, WI
Current Location: Neenah, WI
Eye Color: Green iris with a hazel outline...seriously....
Hair Color: Black-ish
Height: 6'-4" - I'm tall.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: 25% Irish, the rest is German, Lithuanian, Luxemberg, & Scotch-Irish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Some old brown ones and then later my black Adidas.
Your Weakness: Sometimes I'm too nice, sometimes I'm a total jerk.
Your Fears: Boredom and tests....I hate tests.
Your Perfect Pizza: A free one....with pepperoni and green peppers.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Times runnin' out.....have fun on new years?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't have one of these...yet anyway.
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: I get the most complements about my eyes...I also have great legs.
Your Bedtime: What ever time I fall asleep...it probably should be 9pm, but its never that early.
Your Most Missed Memory: My Mom.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: SmacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single dates because then I don't have to entertain more than one person.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Green Tea with Honey
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Only second hand.
Do you Swear: Occasionally.
Do you Sing: Occasionally.
Do you Shower Daily: Twice actually....showers are so relaxing.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, graduated, never wanna go back.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: I guess...I hope I'm not just a figment of my imagination.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: At times
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, but I try.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Second hand smoking I guess...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, but only legal ones....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, unfortunitely. The mall and I have a love/hate relationship.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I have eaten a box of E.L. Fudge
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no! Gross.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: I guess.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its December, so no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but people keep stealing my pens at work.
Ever been Drunk: Umm...yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No, but I know how.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope. I'm way to manipulative and witty for that to happen.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Hit by comet or asteroid, or the apocolypse...which ever comes first.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A bajillionaire.
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Pink, just kidding...anything but pink....yellow would be bad too.
Favourite Hair Color: I guess I've dated more blondes, but color is not that important.
Short or Long Hair: Either....I guess I prefer the mid-length cuts.
Height: Typically I've dated women in the 5'-4" to 5'-9" range.
Weight: Not too fat, not too skinny.
Best Clothing Style: If it fits good and looks good on you, wear it.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I did one drug one time and you'll never guess what it was....not weed...
Number of CDs I own: Probably 150 to 200, most of them are Juliana Hatfield, Local H, and the Lemonheads.
Number of Piercings: None. I don't like wearing jewelry.
Number of Tattoos: None. I'd get one if nobody else I knew had one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2 or 3, but the big one being not stopping my friend Shannon from committing suicide.

My Blog

passport...of the undead...

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Posted by matt on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:35:00 PST

What’s that smell?

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Posted by matt on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

Haircuts

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Posted by matt on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST

My new idea for a reality show.

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Posted by matt on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:45:00 PST

I am a professional now....

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Posted by matt on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:31:00 PST

Top Ten Funny Weekend Events

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Posted by matt on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

What's up Dreamy?

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Posted by matt on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

People are hilarious.

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Posted by matt on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:54:00 PST

Extreme grocery shopping.

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Posted by matt on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST

Smurfs

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Posted by matt on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:10:00 PST