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The Anal Shitz

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About Me

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Don't freak out when you get there, The Anal Shitz have overtaken an Edgewood College Shakespeare forum......Shakespeare is gay.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/19/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/theanalshitz
Band Members:

E.B. Tuft - Guitar, Tampons, Vocals

Grover Hoss - Bass, Mandolin, Piano, Vocals

DJ Tanner - Turn Tables

Shookzilla - Drums


Influences: Everyone from Plymouth, WI during the years 1985 to 1999, Mrs. DGD (P.S. I Love You), Bobby Demers, Shannon Vanderkin, Joe Isaac Rodriguez, Nick Richards, Nick Richard's Dad, Ruthie Drew, Richie Knowles, Steve Ueker, Baby Gien, Tony Danza, Vincent Price, Gwen Huberty, Audrey Dahm, Chris Tuney, Aaron Ziemke, Christy Martin, Aaron Jonassen, Brenda ????? (Property Manager of Midvale Heights, Madison, WI), April Oakley, John Mulligan (the inspiration for colostomy bag), Crystal Herman, Dan Peterson (Professional Child Molester), Danny Leon, Darren Jorgensen, Dave Mustang, Richard Hansen, Dream Theatre, Chad Adams, Floyd Panzer, Gay Boston Bill, Hardee's, Ben Klemme, The Obese, Flautists, Kevin Wieck, Jacob Montaba, Jason Tenpas (The Rapist), Jason Vorpagel, Jeremy Dickie, Jeremy Garbish, Jesse Mchue, Joe Viviani, Joey Lisowe, Jon Kellenberg, African Americans, Kerry Geib, Kirby Greise, Lee Kapellen, Josh Lensmire, Hispanics, Jenny Krumenour, Micheal Schwarten, My Mom's Side of the Family (Excluding My Grandma June), Full House, Mr. Belvedere, Puberty, Nick Vonturdula, Contemporary Christian Recording Artist CARMEN, The Poor and Needy, High School Guidence Counselors All Around the World, Racist People, Randy Isely, The United States of America, Lanny Schirmer, Raprock, Richard Valukas, Road Whore, Rob Winkle, Rod Sobeye, Ryan Rizzi, Sachico Gin, Shanon Lancer, America Louis Masoros, Steve Richgruber, The Plymouth Alliance Church, Tamara Sessing, Tampons, The Entire Ertman Family, Piano Solos, Tim Schwinn, Tim Vreeke, Jenny Burookie, Troy Koontz, Trudy Baltus, Homos, Super Wal-Mart, David Copperfield, Scott Stapp, My Friends.
Sounds Like: The oldest woman in the world giving the oldest man in the world the most revolting BJ ever!
Record Label: 900 Cocks
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Quit Using Leet Speak When We Cyber!

Dear Everyone,     I'd appreciate it if you'd quite using leet speak when we cyber.  Half of the time I don't even know what you're pretending to stick, where.   Fra...
Posted by The Anal Shitz on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:32:00 PST

Everyone is a Dyke!!!!

Dear Everyone,     You really pissed me off today.  You're such a dyke!  I hate you.  P.S. Whatever happened to that show, "Pimp My Ride"?  That was the only th...
Posted by The Anal Shitz on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:49:00 PST

Dear Sex Crazed People From Arkansass

Howdy Fuckers,Sorry we weren't able to get kicked out of your  Capital City tonight.  Apparently you've become wise to the "fucking anyone that's one of your family members" jokes.  You...
Posted by The Anal Shitz on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:09:00 PST

I'm Going to Shit On Stage

Hello Ass Crazed Cooze Coddlers, I'm writing to inform you that I will be shitting myself on stage at our May 14, 2006 appearance at (Fill in the Blank).   A venue hasn't been selected for ...
Posted by The Anal Shitz on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:32:00 PST

Um. This is a Late Christmas Gift to Our Fans. Thanks for your Support!

Howdy Yall, Ya Dirty Fuckers!   The Anal Shitz were put on this here earth for one reason and one reason only&&&..  To Rock n Fuckin Roll!!!!!!!!  We were also put here to out ch...
Posted by The Anal Shitz on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:57:00 PST

An Open Ended Letter to Patrick McCurdy

Dear Patrick,  Hey ya ole buttfucker&&&quit making music.  Just kidding LOL:)  Not really though.  Seriously.  Quit fucking making music!  Honestly, Pat.  How oft...
Posted by The Anal Shitz on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 07:13:00 PST

I called Jacky the N-Word!!!!!!!!| Oops!!!!!!!

Hello Dirty Fuckers, I'd like to share some of the romantic escapades that got us kicked out of Jacky's in Santa Monica tonight. Personally, I think that we got kind of a raw deal, but I guess, i...
Posted by The Anal Shitz on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 10:07:00 PST

Mission Satement

First off,  Fuck you, dyke.  Secondly, I want to set the record straight.  Due to my computer incompetence, I do not know how to change our profile narrative, but if there's one thing t...
Posted by The Anal Shitz on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:41:00 PST