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alex

i am not paul avery

About Me

please listen to the music i make:
the new audrey
pistil vs. stamin Create or get your
very own MySpace Layoutsseemingly pleasant.

i'm a band?

My Interests

sauce. lots and lots of sauce.

I'd like to meet:

matt hasselbeck

Music:

hot chip, menomona, the arcade fire, deathcab for cutie, ben folds, bright eyes, the shins, matt pond pa, the elected, iron and wine, pinback, crystal skulls, phoenix, stars, the new audrey, phantom planet, ben kweller, saves the day, margot and the nuclear so and so's, trillville, metric, american analog set, appleseed cast, built to spill, broken social scene, cursive, postal service, kind of like spitting, stars, aqueduct, little joe gould, the good life, rilo kiley, mock orange, minus the bear, architecture in helsinki, the faint, sufjan stevens, ludacris

Movies:

hot fuzz, the host, children of men, blood diamond, borat, south park movie, waiting for guffman, the baxter, thank you for smoking, anchorman, harold and kumar go to white castle, the 40 year old virgin, the royal tenenbaums, the virgin suicides, wallace and gromit, office space, minority report, the nightmare before christmas, big fish, edward scissor hands, toy story 1 & 2, cannibal! the musical!, the wedding crashers, zoolander, old school, mallrats, napolean dynamite, shaun of the dead

Television:

seinfeld, scrubs, seattle seahawks, south park

Books:

books about autistic english kids that investigate the murder of a neighborhood dog... and harry potter (are they the same?)... ooh and books with big pictures.

Heroes:

somebody

My Blog

it was you beating me as much as me sucking

i suck at pool.but that's that the point i want to make.i was cleaning out all of my old emails and i came acrossa message from an ex-girlfriend expressing the stress that school is putting on her and...
Posted by alex on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:56:00 PST

let’s call it good

i'm reading a book right now and just felt compelledto share the last paragraph i read. it really is something.it is from the indian epic "mahabharata":'Once the great sage Bharadvaja happened to see ...
Posted by alex on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:21:00 PST

thorpedo

i was reminded this weekend how amazingly boring sheboygan, wi can befor a twenty two year old male who doesn't think standing around in a smokybar is an ideal way to find enjoyment.however.it was ver...
Posted by alex on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:00:00 PST

the shield of achilles

book XVII is soo boring.thanks homer. your flowery way with words not only addsa certain sense of depth and feeling, it also drags what couldbe two paragraphs into fourteen pages.... and yes. i unders...
Posted by alex on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:59:00 PST

hard work and groin pulls

i will be portraying linus in 'you're a good man charlie brown'.how fitting. an ignorantly philosophical boy who has his dependency issues that he pretends to be irrelevant.i love my blanket.come and ...
Posted by alex on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:28:00 PST

dormitory bathrooms are a great place to sleep

i like sports.i like musicals.i like sports and musicals.i am the straightest gay man i know.monday september 17th, 5pm:i auditioned for 'you're a good man charlie brown' put on bythe uw-stout theater...
Posted by alex on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST

SEA-FENCE! SEA-FENCE!

sun country airlines. beautifully cheap.the sandwich good, the cookie better.as the plane made it's descent over the seattle/tacoma area i was remindedof how similar minneapolis/st. paul appears with ...
Posted by alex on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST

you can watch tv if you want to

hello. i'm alex clark. i'm majoring in multimedia design.this summer i was a bellman and a valet... ... and i have no expectations for you this year.i love going around in a circle and intro...
Posted by alex on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:45:00 PST

he has that ’punch me in the face’ kind of look

i'm having a day where it seems that everything occuring diverts my thoughtstowards a very unexpected person.right down to the stupid kevin costner movie.the day has been full of reminders.... just li...
Posted by alex on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:48:00 PST

can we talk about michael vick for once

i love my niece cordelia.she is 9 months old and today i got her to say 'kick'.but here is how i discovered my selfishness:i was assigned to watch her today for a while. not too long,maybe about twent...
Posted by alex on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST