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♥Charlie [besame mucho]

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

What has eight fingers and makes me the happiest girl alive?

THIS GUY:
What is there really to tell? I'm not that interesting, believe me.

♥My name is Charlie.

♥ I'm the type of girl who will start laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

♥ VOTED NO.

♥ I'll probably hate you. So eat a dick.

♥ Yes, there are a lot of fucking shitty pictures--mostly of myself--up on my page. Deal with it. I'm not arrogant or conceited. It's not fucking porn. A lot of the pictures are of friends and me just having fun. The other pictures are just random bullshit that I felt like putting up here. If you don't like it, delete me.

♥ Also, quit bitching that I post a lot of fucking bulletins. Obviously I know that I do, since I'm the one doing it. If you don't like all the bulletins I post, do one of two things: A. delete me or B. choke on vomit.

♥ I'm going to school in Madison for Journalism so I can work in PR.
♥ I write lots of poetry.
♥ I write lots, period.
♥I was nominated Most Mysterious for my Junior class, but lost to some girl of whom I'd never even heard. But I suppose that makes it all the better that she won.
♥Most people suck, in general.

♥ I am single and apathetic. I don't fucking want a relationship. I'm married to the most wonderful, badass man turtle on the planet. I love you, Raph.


♥I've never been known to have flings. I think they're stupid and needy.

♥ Never love a writer, artist, or musician. We are unstable people. We have to be, for the sake of our craft.
♥I'm a hopeless romantic. Emphasis on the hopeless part. [cheers, God, i couldn't be lonelier]

♥I met "real girls" for the first time a few months ago and wanted to stab them in the jaw for being morons. How can guys even stand that ditzy bullshit?
♥I'm most complimented on my eyes and lips. I used to be complimented much on my hair. Maybe I just "have a good personality."

♥ You're repulsive.
♥I dont hate anyone. The most negative I feel toward someone is apathy.
♥ I like cream with my tea.
♥ I once was on a road trip with a friend and needed to brush my teeth. We didn't have any water, so I brushed my teeth with vodka. True story.
♥ I fucking love vodka, but I won't drink mixed drinks. I like my shit double shot, straight up, not chilled.♥ I also love whiskey (though I'm allergic) and gin.
♥ I hate beer.
♥I dont have any weird fixations on cartoon characters.
♥ You'll probably hate me. But that's cool, because I'll probably murder you.
♥I'm addicted to LiveJournal.
♥I'm agnostic.
♥I'm dryly sarcastic and sometimes my sardonic ways make me come off as a bitch. Oh well, pussies.
♥Some people think I'm really, really nice.
♥I choose my friends carefully. I have many acquaintances and some near-buds, but to truly be considered one of my friends, it takes time and a solid inventory of inside jokes.
♥I'd only die for four people on this planet.
♥I have two younger brothers, who I miss terribly.
♥I am twenty-one years old.
♥I hate gossip. Die.
♥I'm honest to a fault.

And contact info: iateyourfamily on AIM. On MSN, [email protected]. And fuck Yahoo. No one uses that shit.

In case you want to know more, read my very personal journal. Just click on the link below.


Read At Your Own Risk


My Poetry LiveJournal

AJ Nordhagen on Heaven Hill vodka: It tastes like a fermented abortion in a back alley, brewed by a crack-head with battery acid and lawn fertilizer.Justin Lakes on fucking a midget: I'd fuck a midget cause I'd feel like I have a huge cock.Tegan Hermann on leaking roofs: Eric, if the roof leaks and gets all over the carpet and floods, you're going to have a water problem.Evan Resch on Gogol Gordello: Turn it back to that last song. It sounds kinda... saucy.Justin Lakes on feeling girls up: Dude, it's not a choice. It's like sex with Kobe Bryant.Brandon Cramm on eating a 26-inch pizza in an hour: They were watching me and told me later, 'Brandon, at one point you paused, took a sip of your water, and had this really determined look on your face. Then you took a bite that was like, a centimeter big.' That pizza was going to kill me. I cannot take 26 inches.AJ Nordhagen on uncircumsised dicks: Meat worm.Jon D. on gutturals: Like Korn?Justin Lakes on Tegan's face: Tegan always looks like she just ate a lemon.Danny Fuckin' Fischer on waiting for me to pee so we could all take a shot togther: I'm fucking sick of waiting for Charlie.Evan Zimmermann on a genre of animation just for me: Jewpanimation.

Justin Lakes on coarse panty fabric: I think I got a splinter from your underwear.

Steve Apfel on my greatness: Charlie, you're like sex on legs.Nathan Bell on why we never had sex together: It's a good thing we never had sex. Because then you would have had the walk. You know, the walk of The Banged.Charlie Nichols on rim jobs: I've never licked an asshole.Evan Resch on hookah bars: I went to one once. I hated it. It took way too long. It was so boring. I thought we'd go in for two minutes, hang out. Then like, a half hour later, it's still burning!Logan James Lubbers on New York City: NYC would be pretty entertaining, but it's just the same shit coming at you faster.Justin Lakes on vegetarianism: Even if a hated the way meat tasted, I'd still eat it to show those fuckers what's up.

Nathan Bell on little people with regular-sized torsos: Shortie legs people.

Steve Apfel on Japs (like me): Go stick it up your sideways vagina, rice-picker.Justin Lakes on porn: I watch it in my basement with my pants down.Jasbir Singh on floppy vaginas: A woman's vagina should not look like crispy bacon. She needs to iron that shit. Or get it clipped.AJ Nordhagen on Jasbir's drunken wit: You need to go to sleep and wake up with better material.Charlie Nichols on sluts: If you can look past gooey vaginas, then yea, she's hot.Evan Resch on Glenn Spaulding's long story: Dude, stop. This story is way too long. Is there a summary?Charlie Nichols on Nathan Bell's shoes: I didn't ask if you looked gay. I asked if you looked like a faggot.Dung Nguyen on Justin Lakes cracking fetus jokes about Ashley's baby: It's not a fetus is it?Justin Lakes on if I were to get raped: If you ever get raped, call me first because I want to be the first to say, 'Well, what were you wearing?'Eric Zimmermann on Tegan punching me in the nose so hard that I cried: Tegan, we need to work on your social skills.Charlie Nichols on camel toe: I don't care what the occasion or what the season. Camel toe is never in.

My Interests


Music, literature, poetry, intruments, guitars, guitarists, pianos, pianists, basses, bassists, drums, drummers, microphones, vocalists, fashion, people who can actually have patience to solve a Rubick's cube, kissing in the rain, dancing in the rain, the rain in general, the hot heat, the colour yellow, pinch harmonics, all my friends, strawberry steamers with lots of whipped cream even though they make my tummy sick, secundal, tone clusters, dissonance, the Z Spot's caramel macchiatos, sunshine, the city, coffee, working at coffeehouses, butterflies, dreaming, moving to New York, records, cassette tapes, compact discs, 8-tracks, MP3s, music, pitchshifted vocals, music, music, oil painting, watercolours, paintbrushes, sarcasm, charcoal, oil pastels, fine arts, performance arts, writing, reading, making clothes, guys who scream like girls, globes, photography, being photographed, walking, Djarums, smelling flowers, going to shows, fur-lined winter coats, long tweed coats, tweed in general, skinny ties, pink ties, skinny pink ties, vodka, blast beats, rice with brown sugar, my dad's Japanese pancakes, tongues, the colour green, making out, Ig-pay Atin-lay, Githergib-bitherger-ithergish, Tourette's Guy, boys with long hair, girls with long hair, hair in general, boys who look like girls, girls who look like boys, lesbians, gutturals, dancing like CRAZY, filming everything, Derek in his acid-washed jeans, helping people, Tootsie Rolls, mysterious people, humour, singing into my hairbrush, lava lamps, ghosts, breasts, hands, lips, hair, eyes, necks, wrists, ankles, hands, hands, lips, eyes, lips, hands, eyes, singing in the showers, duct tape, AIM, high-pitched screams, purses, shoes, yellow roses, dew drops, musicians, writers, philosophy, intelletual people, being around people, being secluded.

SHIT I'M NOT INTO:Vomit, vomiting, people who are vomiting, alcoholics, asshole guys, arrogance, hard drugs, the smell of stale cigarette smoke, broken crayons, trendy people who try to not be trendy, people who don't like me, smelly people, bad breath, bad teeth, Tempra paints, acrylics paints, yellow toenails, chewed cuticles (like mine), broken glasses, armadillos, bad movies, tarantulas, commercials, infomercials, televangelism, sodapop, pecan pie, holes and clusters, burnt toast, poor grammar, people.who.type.like.this.to.try.to.be.cool, Christian rock, Catholic churches, pictures of Jesus with his eyes rolled back (really scary!), pictures of people's assholes, other...things...

FUCK FASHION

Alexander McQueen, Anna Sui, Alberta Ferretti, Alistair Carr, Chanel, Charlotte, Chloe, Christian Dior, Christian Lacroix, Dolce & Gabbana, Donna Karan, Evisu, Fendi, Giorgio Armani, Gucci, Heatherette, Helmut Lang, Irregular Choice London, Jeffrey Cambell, Louis Vuitton, Marithe Francois Gerbaud, Miu Miu, Oscar de la Renta, Paul Frank, Seychelles, Sugar, We Who See, Marc Jacobs, Prada, Ralph Lauren, Valentino, Vera Wang, Versace, Zac Posen.

I'd like to meet:

CASEY FUCKING JONES

Don't bother if...

You're a hick. Die.

You're a teenie bopping twat face girl. I hope some asshole shoots cum in your eye.

You are illiterate. Go to hell.

You're a cunt, bitch, asshole, prick, or any other curse word synonomous with the previous.

Actually, I'll talk to snatches. IM me if you're a fucking snatch.

You're racist, narrow-minded, or prejudiced.

You're looking for girls to e-fool around with. Get a life, guy.

You're pretentious for real. Seriously. Hang yourself.

You listen to shit like All American Rejects and want to talk about them. I'll most likely block you. And by block you, I mean punch you in the throat.

Other than that...

There's not really a screening process to be friends with me. Don't be scared. Pretty much as long as you're into cool shit, don't like Nascar or Insane Clown Posse, and don't have a million and one pictures of fucking fairies on your damn Space, I'm down with making you feel like a douche. In other words: Go ahead and IM me and I'll rock your world.


Music:

Whatever the fuck I'm into.1349, 17th Class, 24-7 Spyz, 30 Seconds to Mars, 36 Crazy Fists, 7 Angels 7 Plagues,Abandoned Pools, the Academy Is…, the Accused, AC/DC, A.C. Newman, Action Action, Adeline, the Advantage, Adult., AFI, Aftermath, the Agony Scene, Agorophobic Nosebleed, Air, Alexisonfire, A Life Once Lost, the Alkaline Trio, All Shall Perish, All That Remains, A Love For Enemies, A Love Like Pi, the Alter Boys, Amalgam, Aman Amarth, Ambulance LTD, Anal Cunt, An Arrow In Flight, Anatomy of a Ghost, Animosity, Another Blue Door, Aphex Twin, Apollo Sunshine, Architecture in Helsinki, Armor for Sleep, Arms of Kismet, Louis Armstrong, As Cities Burn, As Hope Dies, As I Lay Dying, A Small Victory, Asshole Parade, the Assistant, A Static Lullaby, Asylum, Atmosphere, Atreyu, At the Drive-In, At the Gates, Attitude Adjustment, Audio Learning Center, Audioslave, Auf Der Maur, Autopsy, Avoid One Thing,Bach, Badly Drawn Boy, the Banner, Baroness, Bars, Battles, the Beautiful Mistake, Before Today, Bear vs. Shark, Jeff Beck, Beck, Beethoven, Behemoth, Betrayed By a Kiss, Between the Buried and Me, Belle and Sebastian, Belly, Beloved, the Bigger Lovers, Big Chief, Bigwig, Biology, Bjork, Black Crowes, the Black Dahlia Murder, the Blackout Pact, Black Rebel Motorcyle Club, Black Sabbath, the Bled, Bleeding Through, Bleed The Dream, Blind Melon, Blonde Redhead, Blondie, Bloodbath, the Blood Brothers, The Bloodhound Gang, Blood Has Been Shed, Blood Red Throne, Bloodsimple, Blood Turns Black, Bloom, Blur, Bodies In the Gears of the Apparatus, Bolt Thrower, Bones Brigade, Bootsauce, Botch, David Bowie, Boys Night Out, Brand New, the Bravery, Brazil, the Breeders, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, the Bronx, Built to Spill, Bullet For My Valentine, Buried Inside, Bury Your Dead, Bush, Butch Walker,Caesars, Cake, Cannibal Corpse, Capricorns, Carcass, Carnivore, Cataract, Catfish, Cattle Decapitation, Cave-In, Cephalic Carnage, A Change Of Pace, the Chariot, Charles Bronson, Charred Remains, the Chemical Brothers, Chick Corea, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Chiodos, Christiansen, Daryn Christensen, Chronic Future, Circa Survive, Circle Takes the Square, Eric Clapton, Alex Clark, Clemente, Coalesce, Codename, Codeseven, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Cold War, the Color of Violence, John Coltrane, Common Ground, Concrete Blonde, the Concretes, Condemned Unit, the Contrast, Converge, the Coral, Cordero, Corrosion Of Conformity, Counting Crows, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Cross Contamination, Crucial Section, Crucial Unit, Crumb Suckers, Cryptic Slaughter, the Cure, Curl Up and Die, Cursive, Cynic, Cypress Hill,Daft Punk, Dallas Green, the Dandy Warhols, Danse Macabre, the Datsuns, Darkest Hour, Das Oath, Daughters, Miles Davis, Deadguy, Dead Poetic, Dead to Fall, Death By Stereo, Death Cab for Cutie, Death Is Not Glamorous, Deathside, Decapitated, the Decemberists, Deftones, Deicide, Jonathan Delahanty, Demon Hunter, Depeche Mode, Desaparecidos, Despised Icon, Dexter Freebish, Diecast, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dinosaur Jr., Dire Straits, Disembowelment, Disfear, the Distillers, Disrupt, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Don Caballero, the Doors, A Dozen Furies, DragonForce, Dredg, Drillbit, Dr. Know, Dropdead, Duran Duran, Dying Fetus, Bob Dylan, Dynamite Boy,The Early November, Earth Crisis, Echo and the Bunnymen, Ed Gein, Elefant, Elf Power, Elliot, Embrace the End, Embrace Today, Emery, Emperor, Emperor X, Endicott, Enrapture, Envy, Evening, Evergreen Terrace, Every Time I Die, Excel, Explosions In the Sky, Eyehategod, Eyes Like Black Stars,Face the Grave, Facing New York, the Faint, Faith No More, the Fall of Troy, Farewell to Twilight, Fastball, Fatboy Slim, Fear Before the March of Flames, Finch, Fireworks Go Up!, Ella Fitzgerald, the Flaming Lips, Steve Forbert, Foreknown, fordirelifesake, Franz Ferdinand, From A Second Story Window, From Autumn To Ashes, From First to Last, Funeral For a Friend, the F-Ups, Further Seems Forever,the Get Up Kids, Ben Gibbard, Dizzy Gillespie, Gizmachi, Ghosts and Vodka, Ghoul, Give Up the Ghost, Glasseater, Glassjaw, God Forbid, Gorerotted, Gorguts, Grandaddy, the Grateful Dead, Green Day, Grief, Guns n' Roses,Haemorrhage, Hatebreed, Haste the Day, the Haunted, Have Heart, Head Automatica, Heaven Shall Burn, He Is Legend, Hellthrasher, Jimi Hendrix, Hidden In Plain View, High and Driving, H.I.M, Himsa, Hirax, the Hiss, the Hives, Holier Than Thou, Hollywood Undead, the Honorary Title, Hopesfall, Horrorpops, Horse the Band, Hot Hot Heat, Howlin' Wolf, Human League,I Am Ghost, I Am the World Trade Center, If Hope Dies, I Mother Earth, Incantation, Inked In Blood, In Pieces, Interpol, Into the Moat, INXS, Ion Dissonance, I Robot, Iron & Wine, Isis, It Dies Today,Jack’s Mannequin, Etta James, Jane's Addiction, Jeer At Rome, the Jesus Lizard, Jet, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Junction 18, Jungle Rot,Kaiser Chiefs, Kataklysm, Keepsake, Kids Like Us, Kill Your Idols, Kings of Leon, the Kinison, the Killers, Killswitch Engage, Knockout, Komprex, Lenny Kravitz,Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Leng Tche, Les Claypool’s Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Les Sans Culottes, Le Tigre, Letter Kills, Liars, Liars Academy, the Libertines, Little Walter, the Locust, the Love Below, Lowercase, Luna, Lymphatic Phlegm,M, Macha, Madge, Mae, Manntis, Marquis de Sade, the Mars Volta, Martyr AD, Mascott, Massive Attack, Mastodon, Matchbook Romance, Mates of State, John Mayall, Mayhem, Medeski Martin & Wood, Meshuggah, (older) Metallica, Metric, mewithoutYou, the Microphones, Midnight Movies, Minsk, Minus the Bear, Mirah With the Black Cat Orchestra, Misery Signals, Modern English, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Moments In Grace, Moneen, Mono, the Moody Blues, the Mooney Suzuki, Morbid Angel, Morcheeba, Morrissey, Mortician, Most Precious Blood, Motion City Soundtrack, Muddy Waters, Murder by Death, Muse, the Music, My Bloody Valentine, MyChildren MyBride, Mystic Chords of Memory,Napalm Death, Nasum, Nazareth, Neanderthal, Near Miss, Necrophagist, Nehemiah, Neutral Milk Hotel, the New Pornographers, Nightmare of You, Nile, Nina Nastasia, Nodes of Ranvier, No Innocent Victim, Norma Jean, Northstar, the Number 12 Looks Like You, Number One Fan,Obituary, the Olivia Temor Control, Open Hand, the Orb, Orchid, Origin, OXES, Ozzy Osbourne,Panic At the Disco, the Paper Chase, Panurge, Passage, Pavement, Peli, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Pig Destroyer, Pink Floyd, the Pixies, Plain White T's, Placebo, Pleasure Club, Poe, Poison the Well, the Polyphonic Spree, Possessed, the Postal Service, Premonitions of War, Primitive Radio Gods, Primus, the Prodigy, Protest the Hero, Pulp, Pungent Stench,Queen, Queens of the Stone Age,Radio 4, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Razorlight, the Receiving End of Sirens, Recover, the Red Chord, the Red Death, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lou Reed, Reflux, Regurgitate, Remembering Never, Repulsion, Rilo Kiley, Ringworm, Rise Against, Rockfour, Rock Kills Kid, the Rolling Stones, Dexter Romweber, Rooney, Rumah Sakit,Say Anything, Saosin, Scarlet, Scars of Tomorrow, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Scratch Acid, Senses Fail, Sepultura, Set Your Goals, Shadows Fall, Shai Hulud, Sharpnel Sound, She Died Real Pretty, Showbread, Sick of It All, Sigur Ros, Silent Drive, Simple Minds, Sinai Beach, Sincebyman, Six Feet Under, Six Organs of Admittance, Skinless, Skunk Anansie, the Sleeping, Sleeping People, Sleep Station, the Smashing Pumpkins, Elliot Smith, the Smiths, the Snake the Cross the Crown, Snapcase, Sneaker Pimps, Snow Patrol, Soilent Green, Soilwork, Sonic Youth, Sore Throat, Soul Coughing, Soulfly, Soundgarden, the Sound of Animals Fighting, the Sounds, Sparta, Speakerboxxx, Spineshank, Spiraling, Spoon, the Star Spangles, the Starting Line, Stereolab, Steriogram, the Stills, Stone Temple Pilots, Strapping Young Lad, Strata, Straylight Run, Stretch Armstrong, the Strokes, Strung Out, Suffocation, Sufjan Stevens, Suicidal Tendencies, Suicide, Superchunk, Symphony In Peril,Taken, Taking Back Sunday, Television, Terror, Texas Is On Fire, They Might Be Giants, This Moment in Black History, This Mourning After, This Runs Through, A Thorn For Every Heart, Thrice, the Thrills, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Throwdown, Throwing Muses, Thursday, Tiger Army, Time in Malta, Torsofuck, Transplants, Trivium, TV on the Radio,Unbroken, Underminded, Underoath, Undying, Unearth, the Unicorns, the Unseen, the Used,Van Morrison, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Vaux, Veda, Vehemence, the Velvet Underground, Verve, VHS or Beta, the Vines, Vital Remains, Vomit Remnants, the Von Bondies,Rufus Wainwright, the Walkmen, the Wallflowers, Walls of Jericho, What Drives the Weak, What Have I Done, When Cars Collide, the White Elephants, the White Stripes, Widespread Panic, Windsor Drive, Winter Solstice, With Honor,X,Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yesterday’s Raining, Yo La Tengo, Pete Yorn,Zao, Zebrahead, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Zolof and the Rock and Roll Destroyers, Zombie Eclipse, Zwan, ZZ Top

I play guitar and piano.

I really love musicians.


Movies:

I like a lot of bullshit.40 Days and 40 Nights, American Beauty, American Psycho, A Beautiful Mind, A Clockwork Orange, the Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Donnie Darko, Eurotrip, Eyes Wide Shut, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Get Real, Gia, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, High Fidelity, If These Walls Could Talk, Igby Goes Down, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Legends of the Fall, Matchstick Men, Miranda, Mommie Dearest, Nightmare Before Christmas, the Outsiders, the Poseidon Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Rain Man, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rules of Attraction, Searching for Paradise, Secretary, Secret Window, the Shining, sex, lies, and videotape, Thirteen, Velvet Goldmine, the Virgin Suicides, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, White Oleander, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, soooo many more. I could go on forever.John Cusack, Johnny Depp, Morgan Freeman, Richard Gere, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anthony Michael Hall, Jared Leto, Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt.Maggie Gyllenhaal, ANGELINA JOLIE!, Kate Moennig, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Shannyn Sossmon, Audrey Tautou, Charlize Theron, Evan Rachel Wood, Catherine Zeta-Jones.Woody Allen, Tim Burton, James Cameron, Francis Ford Coppola, Sophia Coppola, Cameron Crowe, Jim Henson, Alfred Hitchcock, Ron Howard, Spike Jonze, Orson Welles, Andy Warhol.

Television:

I like a lot of cheap American shit. Just ask. The L Word and the Office are among the top.

Books:

From cheap trash to classics, I like a lot of fucking books. Just ask.

Heroes:

I am my own fucking hero. I fucking rule.

My Blog

Ou Yea.

I'm really not into keeping up more than one journal/blog/whatthefuckever, so I'm giving you the URL to my Livejournal. Oh yes, I just am that cool. Okay, if you're so desperate to read about me...
Posted by ♥Charlie [besame mucho] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST