I'll watch just about any sport, but HOCKEY is the bestest. I collect jerseys (153 last count). I TRY to play the guitar, and a bazillion years ago I used to bang of stuff really hard (Drummer). Temporarily Out Of Fries
I'd like to meet:
Jesus; but I think he hangs out in prisons. Ben Franklin; and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if the crafty S.O.B. was on here.
Heck, I don't know...I guess all the cool people who wouldn't hang out with me in the "real" world. State representatives, Circus freaks, Jesters, Samurai, Lepers, Midgets, Lefties, Equestrians, Coopers (They make barrels!), The Amish, Brewmasters, Mariachi's, Wilford Brimley, Shepards, tall people, short people, fat dudes with names like "Tiny" or "Rizzo", Hotties with names like "Candi", "Staci" or any name that normally would end in a y (That's a joke, I find that "i" thing annoying. Especially when they dot it with a little heart. Gag.)Hey, some old fart who's still around from the Civil war might be cool to meet. Dubya's speech writer would be cool to go have a drink with. Poor bastard. Old Roadies with cool stories! A cute Republican stripper maybe (Black & Decker or Craftsman, I'm not picky)? OH! Some actors that would be hella famous, but they're not because they do cartoon voices. I bet those guys are cool. I nice southern girl with a cute/sexy giggle and a middle name like Alicia would be AWESOME! (Done)In other words......whoever. Pfft. I just joined so I could check out some bands, but who can't use more friends right? Although, I'd like to add that I like cool, laidback, no bullshit people and licorice. P.S. I madly adore/am incredibly irritated by Cherie Roberts.
Music:
Mostly metal, classic rock and blues but a little of everything. My taste is VERY eclectic.
Annihilator, Accept,Arch Enemy, Blue Oyster Cult (with or without cowbell), Coroner, Clapton, Curtis Mayfield (Pusherman is the shit), Danzig, Flotsam & Jetsam, Why am I going in alpahbetical order? Opeth, RUN-DMC, Megadeth, Thomas Dolby, U.T.F.O., Merle Haggard, Torch Song (William Orbits first band), 24-7 Spyz, KOOL MOE DEE (cuz I go to work), The Reverend Horton Heat, Prong, 808 State, Orbital, Scorpions, Thin Lizzy, The Ohio Players, Duran Duran, Kurtis Blow, Andres Segovia, Ministry (all versions), Death Angel, Ludacris, Gomez, John Mayer Trio, Rammstein, New American Shame, MC 900ft Jesus, Primus, Eric Gales, Buddy Guy, A bunch of techno/industrial groups with german names I can't pronounce or remember, Blind Guardian, Prong, SRV, Junior Brown, Lou Rawls (NOBODY mentions Lou Rawls man. You people better rekonize!)The Gypsy Kings, Ultravox, Drain s.t.h., Cream, Hendrix, Dave Brubeck, Whodini, Queensryche, Kyuss, Rimsky-Korsakov, Pantera, Murphy's Law, The English Beat, The Shags, FEAR, Crass, James Brown, Skynard, The Lunachicks, Allman Bros, Joydrop, OLD ZZ Top, King Diamond, Mercyful Fate, Grim Reaper, The wee little Shonen Knife girls, Pantera, Kraftwerk, Loudness, That cute American Idol chick, No the other one, yeah her. Joe Jackson, Gnarls Barkley, The Dazz Band, NIN, P-Funk, Zapp, Alice In Chains, Johnny Cash, The Polysics, Sepultura, Iced Earth, Sinatra, Shannon, Broadzilla, The Ramones, Front 242, Chet Atkins, John 5, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Jucifer, Fu Manchu, KISS, Maiden, Priest, David Bowie, Paul McCartney & Wings, Earth Wind & Fire, Boston, Wrathchild America etc...
Movies:
Groundhog Day, Night of the Living Dead, Star Trek III:The Wrath of Kahn, Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom, Ladies & Gentlemen...The Fabulous Stains, Beverly Hills Cop, The Blob,The Killer, Hardboiled (I wanna be Chow Yun Fat when I grow up), The Incredibles, Five Deadly Venoms, All the old Universal Monster movies (Draucla is the best. Check out the Mexican version. Muy Sexy), all the Connery Bond flicks (Goldfinger's still the best), The one and only Lazenby Bond flick (He was a great Bond, they should've given him one more movie to prove it. PLUS, way to go sticking him with the only one without a happy ending. Bonds wife dies...The End. How stupid.), 3 of the Moore Bond films (Moore was The Saint, not Bond, Simon Templar), None of the Dalton Bond films (Not his fault they were crap.), and all of the Brosnan Bond films (If I can't be Chow Yun Fat when I grow up, I wanna be Peirce), Tremors, Adventures in Babysitting, The Land That Time Forgot (Doug McClure rocked!), Training Day, Better Off Dead, PRE-Hollywood Jackie Chan, Unbreakable, Where the Boys Aren't 1-?, Swordfish, Forbidden Planet ("Would 60 gallons be sufficient?"), Employee of the Month (NOT the Jessica Simpson one), Real Men, Capricorn One, The Thing (BOTH versions), Office Space, Death and The Maiden, The Matador, Napoleon Dynamite, That one with the car chase and shit blows up (That one rocked!), Ferris Beullers Day Off, Godzilla & all MONSTER movies (The bigger the better) not so much horror, The New Guy, The Maltese Falcon, Ice Station Zebra. You know...chick flicks.
Television:
LOST, Gilligans Island, Greatest American Hero, Kyle XY, the OLD Twilight Zone, NCIS, Sunday and Monday Night Football, Classic Star Trek, that show on CBS with the skinny blonde chick in it.
Books:
Moby Dick, I Am Legend (All Matheson really), Green Eggs & Ham, Dracula, The Dictionary, The Subterraneans by Keruoac (On The Road was ok too. Hey, I live in Denver, it's almost mandatory.), Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler, Preston & Child stuff, Conan Doyle, 52, Pete Hamill, Biographies, Burroughs, Murphy & Sapir, H.P. Lovecraft.....too much to list.
Heroes:
Captain America, Single moms, People with motivation and any dorky guy that winds up with a really hot girl and makes you say "THAT GUY?!? THAT'S her bf?!". You know, like Marg Helgenberger's husband or Beyonce and Jay-Z. Way to go guys.
