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Kelly has a potty mouth

When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it.

About Me

Optimistic with just a smidge of cynicism, easily amused but critical of stupidity, sincere and sarcastic, all wrapped up in one magnificent package. Refusing to grow up but desperately wanting to.

My Interests

Football, fantasy football, golf, music, blogging, reading, sleeping, drinking beer with friends, traveling, figuring out the mysteries of the universe.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will laugh at with me.And Ms. Cleo.

Music:

The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Rage against the Machine, The Killers, Nada Surf, Medeski, Martin & Wood, Miles Davis, Dexter Gordon, John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk, Ella Fitzergerald, Static-X, old DMB, Garbage, Sex Pistols, Black Sabbath, Zero 7, Thievery Corporation, Portishead, The Real McKenzies, Little River Band (shut it), David Holmes, Willie Nelson, I'm drawing a blank, so I'll stop there...

Movies:

Say Anything, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Casablanca, American Beauty, Eyes Wide Shut

Television:

Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, ANTM, Football, football and football.

Books:

The Magus, Invisible Monsters, Gone with the Wind, She's Come Undone

Heroes:

have always been cowboys. Or something like that.

My Blog

Jessica Alba?

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Posted by Kelly kicks ass. on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

This really explains a lot

                                         &nb...
Posted by Kelly kicks ass. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST