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Vance Astro

Everybody relax. I'm here.

About Me

"The Story Of My Life"

Year I Make My Mark

When not hunting and destroying the undead, I'm a happily married, dog loving, book reading, misanthropic former Richmonder who can't find the time to do the things I like to do. I like comic books, music, movies, and wombats.

Check out my blog, if you dare: Son Of Clown Ops!

My Interests

Slaying zombies with ruthless and deadly efficiency.

I'd like to meet:

The Son Of A Bitch Who Stole My Bike.

Music:

The Rock and Roll Trinity: Drive By Truckers, The Clash, Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Wes Anderson, Sergio Leone, Bubba Ho-Tep, Star Wars, and everything in between. With the exception of Spike Lee who can go take a flying leap.

Television:

Don't watch TV. Too busy destroying the undead.

Books:

Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Civil War History. The usual Angry Alcoholic White Guy stuff.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Bruce Campbell, Leonidas of Sparta, The Juggernaut, My Dad, Ignatius Reilly, The Flaming Carrot, The Incredible Hulk, Theodore Roosevelt, Jesus Christ, Audie Murphy, John Singleton Mosby, St. Isaac Jogues, St. John DeBrebeuf, That Guy Who Pulled That Shark Out Of The Water By Its Tail And Beat It To Death In Order To Get His Nephew's Arm Back.

My Blog

I Think I’d Like To Go Back Home

I thought about calling my latest blog effort something like "90 Miles From Sanity", but that sounded like a really bad 80s heavy metal album title by some shitty group like Accept. Or ...
Posted by Vance Astro on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:17:00 PST

Son Of Clown Ops

Not that anybody cares, but I decided to deep six the format of Clown Ops and go with something a little more fat free and streamlined. Lurking for millions of years, encased in a block of ice... Evil...
Posted by Vance Astro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here

Hey, check it out. I only signed up so I could read my friend Patrick's blog. If you're interested in mine, go here. Clown Ops That is all. J
Posted by Vance Astro on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST