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About Me

Please, while you can, visit http://zombiedefense.org .

It's the best place to evaluate the anti-zombie potential of Michael J. Fox, meat hammers, and a 1987 Peugeot sedan. Trying to decide on a post-necropalypse base of operations? If you're trying to pick between the abandoned amusement park, cruise ship, or franchised coffee shop, zd.o's got all the necessary research to make an informed decision. All the latest clinical research on topics ranging from the dangers of banging David Suzuki's asshole in a Vancouver taxi to whether or not it's in your best interests to train a cuttlefish to attack shamblors on site, zd.o's bringing all the critical knowledge. Trying to decide what media (books, movies, 1990's alt-rock radio heroines, etc.) will best prepare you and your family? zd.o's already done the homework, and they passed with a convincing C minus.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The ill-prepared who want to survive the necropalypse.

My Blog

Even people in wheelchairs matter.

The research staff at zombiedefense.org has just enlisted the assistance of none other than legendary astro-physicist Stephen Hawking!  He's provided a fresh batch of hot podcasts for those of yo...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 17:26:00 GMT

Zombies? Easter? Parties?

In our constant efforts to be on the cutting edge of zombie preparedness, our staff professional party planners have brought to our attention Easter.  They say it is a day when people rejoice and...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:46:00 GMT

A new multimedia podcast experience!

Ever wondered if you have what it takes to be an intern with zombiedefense.org?  Our latest podcast will help you figure out whether you are a suitable candidate.
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 19:22:00 GMT

New podcast!? New research!? Hot survival gear!?

All of these things are present at zd.o at the present.  The appropriate waivers have been signed and we are now able to post the audio from one of our recent experiments in the form of a podcast...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 05:36:00 GMT

Merchandise and Podcasts Now Available!

The zd.o gear factory's been working overtime to shit out the finest quality preparedness materials - tee shirts, buttons, and stickers. Meanwhile, our electrotechmography department has been hard at ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:19:00 GMT

Please. For the safety of you and yours...

Please, while you can, visit http://zombiedefense.org It's the best place to evaluate the anti-zombie potential of Michael J. Fox, meat hammers, and a 1987 Peugeot sedan.  Trying to decide o...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 13:40:00 GMT