PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE!
i’m a former/current/former/dunno internet porn star. i’m an artist, shower singing, bebe cake baking, photographing, chihuahua herding, Korean loving, poker playing, straight edge, caffeine addicted, website designing, WoW-playing, bedroom pole dancing bookworm. i wear grannie panties under sexy dresses, and lacy thongs under my jeans. i wear tons of makeup to look like i don’t wear any. i could make more working 30 hrs a week at mcdonald’s than i do working 40 hours at my current job. i’d probably get a lunch break, too. i don’t get enough sex. i’m attempting to live the childhood i never got. i’m scared my boyfriend will make kim chee out of my cat. in an alternate universe, I’m a lvl 61 blood elf retribution paladin named Bellanoir - i’m even a guild master. granted, my guild has me and my alt in it, but still. i give great advice and never take my own. i’ve lied about my age for the last 7 years. i use a dash and can’t work it. i don’t have credit cards. a month ago, i bought my first car. i’m on decent terms with my parents. i have yet to meet my sister, who i’ve known about since LAST January. in the last 3 years, I’ve spent roughly $16,000 on medical and dental bills. in the next three, i’ll probably spend that much or more. i need a boob job. i also need an asian concubine. i have a small mouth and my boyfriend’s somewhat well endowed - i feel sorry for him. i really want to meet TheLauren and Robert, and I want to get the chance to hang out with all of my myspace friends.
