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...The Lauryn...

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About Me


I have the most gorgeous daughter in the world, Kaydence, she is on my top friends..so if you don't believe me look for yourself..-heh- I am engaged as most of you that are actually reading this stuff knows..Robert is amazing..he treats me better than anyone else ever has, and that's why I am with him...because he loves me the way a woman needs to be loved...I'm a bitch...No, I'm not really a bitch, well I can be...but the same is true for any female. I am just 'hard to approach...for some reason chicks are scared or intimidated by me...or so I'm told...by Robert -lol- I think that is funny...-shrugs- but that's just me, once I know you...who you are, and once I've come to my conclusion on ya, you're in...sometimes...-lol- I am brilliant most of the time, though I do have my 'duh moments'...

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My Interests


I'm interested in lots of things...I'm a huge fan of mythology...mostly Roman and Greek...but I'm well versed in Norse, Native American, Celtic and Chinese Mythology as well. Ummm...love European History, particularly anything Aurthurian. Religion, good grief I've studied and read about so many it's hard to list...but I am particularly interested in Pagan religions...them being the first documented religions to date...dating back several thousand years before Christianity. Astrology, numerology, palm-reading...Love the paranormal/unknown...aliens, telekinetics, ghosts...I'm interested in knowledge...I love being a know-it-all. As I've mentioned before...I hate stupidity, it pisses me off, there is no reason for it and I try hard not to associate myself with people that don't know what the hell they are talking about...

I'd like to meet:



...Ehh...I'd like to meet Johnny Depp -heh- because I totally heart him if he had more tattoos he'd be perfect -l- Tattoos are hott...Nostradamus...Plato...Socrates...Edgar Allen Poe...Anne Rice...Shel Silverstien...Steven King...Anybody interesting and intelligent with something to offer conversationally ...
Or somebody funny...Steven Wright, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dane Cook...-hehe- For some reason I love stand-up comedy...-shrugs- Will Ferrell is awesome...

OH...yes...and I'd love to meet the idiot that invented/designed our roads/highways...for sure...give them some pointers because they're morons.-And I'm always down to meet hot chicks...Gotta love the women...I suppose it doesn't really matter to me who I meet...as long as you're real and not stupid...Because I'm prejudice against stupid people...

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Music:


...Omigod...
...I could go on in this catagory forever because Music is my main interest...Particularly metal, of all kinds, from death metal to 'nu-metal'...There are soooo many bands I like...I couldn't say I have a favorite...Though if I had to pick one I'd say Killswitch Engage...but there are sooo many others....The Bled...Norma Jean...Evergreen Terrace....40 Below Summer...The Dillinger Escape Plan...Chimaira...Heaven Shall Burn...Lamb of God...Machine Head...God Forbid...Shadows Fall...Fear Before The March Of Flames...Byzantine...Hatebreed...Butterfly Coma...Bloodjinn...As I Lay Dying...Chevelle...System of a Down...Fear Before The March Of Flames...Settle The Score...3 Days Grace...Breaking Benjamin...I could go on and on with that list...-heh- But I'm not solely a 'metalhead', I listen to pretty much everything, or I have at one point or another...I like lots of rap even though Robert wouldn't like me too...3 Six Mafia, Do Or Die, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Bone Thugs, I like older rap though, not really into this newer skrewed stuff...sounds like crap and all the same to me...-lol- lets see I play piano and bass, and my vocals aren't terrible for a chick that smokes...So yeah...I also enjoy the DFW local music scene and I fully support it as well...LaME., Overscene(formerly Dedlock), Frolic, Alligator Dave, Honchie, Jacknife, The Destro, Rustik, Rockett Queen, Kal'es, Faint The Fiction, One Minute Halo, Panic Value, Neverset, Mod Effect, Driven Below, The Valentines, Strategy Of A Launch, Losa, and so many others it's ridiculous...Wooo...I'm this will get edited occasionally, but I'm trying to cover the basics...-lol-

Movies:

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...Another topic I could spend quite a bit of time on...Because I like all kinds of movies...I love the old-school martial arts flicks and black and white gangster movies...Anything Tarrentino has done...I like all the stoner movies too...-lol- Like Half Baked...Dazed And Confused...Cheech and Chong...I'm a huge fan of horror flicks...everything from IT to The Shining (the original one, of course), to The Ring to Texas Chainsaw Massacre...I just love movies I suppose, the only ones I don't like are the sappy chick flicks....wierd huh?...I love wierd movies too..like Cube...I think my favorite movie right this second is Suicide Kings...-hehe- love Christopher Walken in that one...So yeah...I like pretty much anything that's not a sad chick flick type....Well...my exception would be Patch Adams...that one was good...but sad too..As long as it can keep my attention I guess...

Television:

Ummm...I'm really into Nip/Tuck right now...don't really get a chance to watch a whole lotta TV though...I like That 70's Show and the CSIs, Alias, Friends, The Carlos Mencia show..Any kind of stand-up comedy...Ermm...Guess that's all I really get to watch...and I don't even watch those regularly...

Books:



. You scored as Yoda.

Yoda


83%

General Grievous


83%

C-3PO


69%

Padme Amidala


69%

Darth Vader


69%

Anakin Skywalker


61%

Obi Wan Kenobi


56%

Emperor Palpatine


53%

Mace Windu


50%

Clone Trooper


47%

R2-D2


36%

Chewbacca


28%
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Your Birthdate: March 1
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.

Your strength: Your supreme genius

Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity

Your power color: Gold

Your power symbol: Star

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