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Get Your Own Voice Player ManageBesides Fergie and Lee Ann Rimes, who told these people they were celebrities?100 Things About Me1. My mother was hoping to have a boy when she was pregnant with me and was going to name me "Lonnie".
2. My middle name is Marie. (I think all girls named Dawn have the middle name Marie.)
3. I have two tattoos.
4. I have 11 piercings.
5. I played the saxophone in sixth grade. Now I play guitar.
6. I once knocked a boy unconscious for a minute by slinging a Tupperware bowl at his skull through his second-story bedroom window.
7. I am agnostic.
8. I can type approximately 100 words a minute.
9. When I was 16 I broke my jaw on the steering wheel in a car accident and had to have my mouth wired shut for a month or two.
10. I could eat pizza every. single. day.
11. I don't give a shit about sports.
12. Or politics.
13. I used to bite my fingernails until they bled when I was in elementary and middle school. I miraculously stopped by the time I hit high school.
14. I heart weed.
15. I started smoking cigarettes AND having sex when I was 15.
16. I can put both of my feet behind my head.
17. I used to be a calendar girl .
18. When I was born, the nurse picked me up and the first thing I did was shit all over her.
19. I'm totally pro-choice and pro-death penalty.
20. I love almost all kinds of music: Rock, metal, pop, hip-hop, alternative...but I don't like opera, easy listening or country.
21. I lived with my parents until I was 24.
22. I still have no interest in having children.
23. I hate anything alfredo, creamy or parmesan-saucy.
24. I'm TERRIBLE with names.
25. Hell, I'm even bad with faces.
26. I dream in color.
27. My belches are so loud, they disturb people. And for some reason, I get a sort of smug satisfaction as a result of it.
28. My father commited suicide one month before I was born.
29. I became engaged to my husband after dating him for one month.
30. I'm an excellent cat mommy.
31. I am an only child.
32. The Demon Drop 'amusement' ride has convinced me that I'll never try skydiving.
33. I could care less about chocolate and ice cream. Give me the salty shit.
34. I despise reality TV.
35. I dream of living in an oceanfront beach house.
36. I'm not exactly a 'people person'.
37. When I was a kid, I was afraid of monsters under my bed. I feared that if I put my foot down beside the bed, one would grab me by the ankle.
38. I like to eat chicken and turkey hearts.
39. I've never had a nickname.
40. I wish I was a rock star.
41. I hate clutter.
42. I've never been in a fist-fight, catfight or even a hair-pulling bitch-fight... YET.
43. I have a keen sense of smell and hearing.
44. I read books like crazy.
45. I cannot stand those 'friendly' forwarded whimsical emails that you're supposed to forward to other people for 'good luck'.
46. I could wear black every day.
47. I HATE people who are cruel to animals.
48. I rarely wear dresses or skirts.
49. I can totally get lost in playing my guitar for hours.
50. I've kissed a girl. (Hi, Kimi!)
51. I am completely and utterly addicted to the internet.
52. I still do not know how to drive a stick.
53. I get really bitchy when I'm really hungry.
54. I love funny people.
55. I still get carded quite often.
56. I've never been one of those girls who dreams of having the "fairytale princess" wedding or whatever.
57. People who are brand name label snobs annoy me.
58. I think video games are stupid and a waste of time.
59. I've never gotten a speeding ticket.
60. I eat Taco Bell almost every Friday night and pizza almost every Saturday night.
61. Guns freak me out.
62. I have a lazy eye, but you can't tell with the naked eye.
63. My favorite holiday is Halloween.
64. I think those Bluetooth wireless phone thingies make people look fucking retarded.
65. I have an IQ of 131.
66. I have an ISTJ Myers-Briggs personality type (Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, Judging).
67. You are likely to get seriously injured if you tickle me.
68. My favorite colors are black and red.
69. I find soap operas and romance novels to be incredibly lame.
70. I have two over-medium eggs and two pieces of toast for breakfast every morning.
71. Looking back, I think the 80s were just awful.
72. I'm parts French, Italian and German.
73. I have an obsessive-compulsive disorder involving checking my email constantly.
74. I've never been a bridesmaid - only a bride!
75. Driving in the snow and ice scares the crap out of me.
76. I've never lived alone.
77. I'm addicted to watching VH1's I Love The 70s, 80s, etc.
78. I got REALLY into seafood - especially crab legs - just last year and now I'm addicted!
79. My greatest asset used to be my long, perfectly manicured fingernails, but I clipped all the motherfuckas off so I could play guitar better.
80. My pinky toe is freakishly small compared to the rest of my toes.
81. I can never seem to stick with any type of diet or exercise plan.
82. No matter how hard I try, I cannot give up smoking cigarettes.
83. I think I have ADD. I totally space out sometimes when people are talking to me.
84. If I listen to Tenacious D or Dane Cook it will put a smile on my face no matter what kind of bad shit is going down.
85. I love going out and supporting live music.
86. I'm a pisces.
87. I do not have any allergies that I know of. Except to Amantadine, which makes me want to blow my head off.
88. Sometimes I'm scared of the dark after I watch a horror movie.
89. My gym teacher in high school gave me Ds because she hated me. I never understood why.
90. I never tried Chinese food until I was at least 19 years old. Now I love it.
91. I get along much better with guys than with girls.
92. I used to be addicted to M-TV back when they used to show videos. (They did, I swear!)
93. I'm not romantic. AT ALL.
94. I've always been the black sheep.
95. I'm totally moody. I can go from cranky to fun-loving in seconds flat. Or maybe I'm bipolar. :D
96. My blood type is A negative.
97. My favorite board game is Trivial Pursuit: 90s Edition
98. I'm 5'7".
99. I'm happy with life. Life is good.
100. What, you're still reading this?
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