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RockDog

Tales of a Rock God in Training - A book by ME ***ON SALE NOW***

About Me

Here's the basics about my personal life...I'm Married...I have a Son and a Daughter...As Saliva says, "I'm a roller, I'm a rider, number one motherfuckin' survivor. So move over, I'm the driver, and I'm high and I'm gonna keep getting higher, yeah, yeah, yeah!"

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You! and You! and yes, even YOU! If you like to read and want to follow along on the adventures of a teenager growing up in the heydays of glam rock. Join him as he encounters angry/nervous parents, fast cars, screaming guitars, alcohol fuelded parties, and wild women!

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Attention Bands: Nothing personal, but I'm no longer accepting friend requests from bands that simply want to pimp their shit on my profile. Message me FIRST before sending a request. 500 "friends" and only a handful of "Happy New Year" messages...time to rethink the meaning of the "friends" list...

Music:

Old school rock - Motley, Skid Row, Poison, Keel, Anthrax...the list goes on and on...

Movies:

Spinal Tap, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Summer Catch, Can't Buy Me Love, Dirty Little Secrets Featuring Delilah Strong, Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest,

Television:

Scrubs, The Office,

Books:

Tales of a Rock God in Training!

My Blog

Our Little Secret (Rough Draft - Incomplete)

***This is the beginning of s short story I am writing as I make the jump into the world of Horror/Mystery writing...   And I borrowed the neighbors car.The old Camaro. The orange one with the si...
Posted by RockDog on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

And She Laughed

Wednesday is happy fiction day...Enjoy! * * * * * She slammed down the received one last time. The last three nights they had done nothing but argue. And about what? Nothing that she could put her f...
Posted by RockDog on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST

Road Trip: Part 3...Finally It's Over

When we last saw our heroes they were dodging beer bottles as they left the chinchillas party...Back at the hotel...While everyone else was out trying to figure out if chinchillas are really Mogwai in...
Posted by RockDog on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST

Super BLOW!

No, that's not a typo...with the exception of the many fumbles, this Super Bowl sucked.Any of the big football fans out there want to explain to my why there was no mud? It was fucking pouring out! Wh...
Posted by RockDog on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

Road Trip Part 2

Soooooooooo...when we last left our heroes they were on their way to a show and getting their jollies asking passing motorists to flash their boobs.When we pulled into the parking lot of the bar the b...
Posted by RockDog on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

Road Trip

THWACK!That's the sound the shaving cream filled condom makes as it crash lands directly on my forehead. I awaken, started, as the condom squishes on my pillow and I jump back against the wall with my...
Posted by RockDog on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

To This Day I Am Baffled!

***I want to prelude today's post with a suggestion. If you have never seen the movie "The Decline of Western Civilization: The Metal Years" then it is highly recommended that you rent this flick. It ...
Posted by RockDog on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST

Stink Finger and Self Righteous Ronald

It might not surprise you to learn that we were often sick back in the days of living in that apartment. I don't mean sick as in we did nasty things with bald hamsters (well, we did that too...). I me...
Posted by RockDog on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

How we survived I'll never know...

In a recent post when thoughts of making $500 a week filled my head I was overcome by the luxurious items that I could have purchased with my potential fame and fortune. One of the items mentioned was...
Posted by RockDog on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

Lets Make Magic!

Every young rocker that is true to the profession lives on a diet of groupies and porn.The groupies provide him with the staples in life such as food, toilet paper, cleaning service, and occasionally ...
Posted by RockDog on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:12:00 PST