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Ryan

If you think I'm stupid for making my profile like this, fuck off and lick a turd

About Me

My name is Ryan. Let's be friends. I'm 30 years old. Got a house in Encino and 2 bassett hounds. I'm a hobby musician so I'm not still chasing the rockstar dream like a ninny.
I used to like my xbox360 but I gave it to my little brother. I still like my new MacBook Pro 17 incher alot.
I take my dogs with me to work each day.
I am in the advertising industry and used to spend alot of time in Dallas while we were building our company. Now I'm back in california - glad to be home, and I want to have a good time.
If you don't like my profile, this means you suck. So go away.
If my profile doesn't freak your freak and you like witty people, drop me a line. However you found me, don't be afraid to say hello. But there is no way in hell I'll acept your friend invite if it comes without actual words. Bots and webmasters - fuck right off.
I just came to the startling revelation that I am an existentialist to the highest degree. I am not a normal guy. Negative as this sounds, to me, everything is absurd. Not like - waste of time absurd, just ridiculous and worthy of laughing at. I believe we are responsible for our own lives. The world is what we make of it. This I must wholeheartedly adhere to because if I'm ever to get married and have kids, it will be with a woman with the same mindset. Just so you all know - I may have found what I was looking for.
Oh, and I am also the creator of www.comechill.com ,Flippy and Poopy, The Best People on MySpace, Bong Almighty, The 1st MySpace Group Photo, The Virtual Garbage Pail Kids Collection, The George Bukkake Git Down and a bunch of other entertaining MySpace things. Drop me a line.
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***HOW TO BACK-UP YOUR MYSPACE IN 7 EASY STEPS***

HERE'S A CHANCE TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST ALL THE PHISHING, HACKERS AND MYSPACE'S INABILITY TO HANDLE THESE PROBLEMS.-PROTECT YOUR PROFILE-The other day, my 2nd account (http://www.myspace.com/myspacesbes...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

Garbage Pail Kids 1st thru 3rd series virtual collectors book

So, I put together this wacky project not because I'm some GPK freak, but because I wanted to bring up some memories for the people who are old enough to have collected them. Unfortunately, I cant put...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 05:29:00 PST

Wanna get to know me? Sift through my crap :)

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Posted by Ryan on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:26:00 PST