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Lady Gelfling

I Like It When The Red Water Comes Out!

About Me

I Am A... Chubbtasticly Pale, Denture Wearing, Crusty Haired, Violent, Hot Mama, With a Fondness For All fuzzy Little Creatures. I Try My Best And Spend Most Of My Time Rescuing And Saving All The Unwanted & Unloved Animals In The World! And I Am Looking Ever So Forward To The Day When I Get Old And Can Be Known As "The Crazy Old Cat Lady Who Smells Like Powder And Kitty Litter" I Want Children To Fear Walking To Close To My Yard Because I Will Open The Door And 58 Angry Cats Will Run Out And Attack Them While I Laugh.I'm A Veggie Girl. So, Just Celery And Baby Carrots For me!Halloween Is My Favorite Time Of Year Because I Adore Blood & Gore And All Things Dead And Scary! I Love The Rain And Gloomy Days. The Sun Is My Worst Enemy As It Try's It's Best To Burn Me Into Oblivion. Plus It Hurts My Eyes Real Bad!So, Someday When I Become Queen Of The World I Am Going To Devise A Plan To Blow Up The Sun.My Peak Hours Are In The Twilight, Oh, and I'm also clearly Insane!
You are Jerry Sizzler! No, not that one! Over here!
Ignore my sister, Jerry! You are crazy.
Absolutely insane. No you're not. Yes you are.
Your pastimes include stealing donkeys and
wearing red curly wigs for fun. You are a
hopeless romantic and fall in and out of love
easily, you even fell for the same MC as your
sister and would even choke her for a good
chance at....wait, what were we talking about?
You've made headlines a couple of times and
even did an impromptu stage performance of
"100 Yellow Ribbons" with your
sister. You're a bit confused as to who you
actually are...the ravishing Jerry Sizzler, or
just a man in pajamas? Is there a piano player?
Well can he play? Yes, but does he have
fingers?
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My Interests



Cats & Kittens, Music I Love Music It Is Such A Big Part Of My Life, Playing Xbox For Hours And Pummeling My Friends In All Multi-player Games, Salad Fingers, Playing Clue, Watching Hours Of Mindless Tv, Going Bar-Hopping With My CPK Whores, Coloring (In The Big Coloring Books) Horror Movies, Backgammon, Dancing Around In My Room To Tom Jones (Alone) Men Types, Saving Bugs, Halloween, Making Fake Bruises, Playing With Fake Blood,Putting on Dead Make-Up, Fright Fest Heck Yes!, Taking Care Of & Playing With Tiny Wittle Aminals, Vegetarianism, Eating Baby Carrots & Lettuce, Trees, Spiders, Flowers, Twilight, Late Night Park Outings (Who Doesn't Like To Swing Under The Stars?) The Smell Of Kitty Paws, Running Away From The Water.

I adopted a cute lil' death fetus & cute lil' kitty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

The Undead Or Others That Are Fond Of Such Things, People Who Love All Cats, (If You Do Not Like Cats Do Not Bother To Message Me As I Will Hate You In The Long Run) People Who Are Scrumdidilyumptious, Other CPK Hoe's, People That Smell Like Honeysuckle And Kitty Feet, Other Vegetarians, People Who Like Rats & Pigeons, Or Maybe just a Nice Boy from Cleveland.

I Have A Medal And I'm Still Sad....I Can't Win! I Was Bored One Day So I Put On Some Purty Make-Up!And Here Are Some Fright Fest Shenanigans!

Music:

Rilo Kiley, Fiona Apple, Feist, Elvis, Everclear, Ben Kweller, Maroon, The Donnas, Phantom Planet, Save Ferris, The Cardigans, Aaliyah, Travis, Britney, Oasis, Rooney, Beulah, The Brady Bunch, Jackson 5, Nina Simone, Donny Osmond, Blur, Etta James, Abba, Cyndi Lauper, Marvin Gaye, Cake, Cat Stevens, Justin Timberlake, Tom Jones, Ella Fitzgerald, Marilyn Monroe, Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole, Rosemary Clooney, Tom Petty, Queen, Al Green, Reel Big Fish, Perry Como, Waking Ashland, Satisfaction, Gladis Knight, Disney Songs, All Muppet Songs, The Sound Of Music, The Buffy Musical Soundtrack :)

Movies:

Clifford, Brain Candy, Murder By Death, Mommie Dearest, Sour Grapes, Napoleon Dynamite, Clue, Harold and Maude, Wet Hot American Summer, Defending Your Life, Mother, American Psycho, Freeway, Meet The Feebles, The Cable Guy, Mars Attacks, Ed And His Dead Mother, Rubin & Ed, Death Race 2000, Showgirls, Midnight Run, Overboard, Its Pat, Stuart Saves His Family, Mother, Twinsitters, Calendar Girl, My Father the Hero, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Never Been Kissed, Jurassic Park, Rocketman, Romy And Michele's High School Reunion, Ferris Bueller, Dirty Dancing, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, The Boy In The Plastic Bubble, The Duchess And The Dirt Water Fox, Barefoot In The Park, Lord Of The Rings (All 3) American Movie, Dead Alive, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army Of Darkness, The Entity, The Changeling May, Night Of The Living Dead (remake), Dawn Of The Dead (Original) Day Of The Dead, Land Of The Dead, 28 Days Later, The Baby, Criminally Insane, Poltergeist, Hell Comes To Frogtown, They Live, Freddy Vs. Jason, Ghoulies, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, The People Under The Stairs,The Goonies, Princess Bride, Hocus Pocus, Watcher In The Woods, Willy Wonka, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Crystal, The Labyrinth, The Witches, Emmett Otters Jug Band Christmas, The Muppet Musicians of Bremen, The Muppet Movie, The Muppets Take Manhattan, The Great Muppet Caper, The Christmas Toy, Follow That Bird, Summer Magic, The Parent Trap (Original) Finding Nemo, The Emperors New Groove, Robin Hood(Disney Cartoon), The Secret Of Nimh,

Television:

Buffy, Strangers With Candy, The Kids In The Hall, Ab Fab, Fraggle Rock, Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, Solute Your Shorts, The Simpsons, When Animals Attack, The Golden Girls, Even Stevens, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Fact's Of Life, Pappyland, Avonlea, MST 3000, Mr. Show, Moon Dreamers, Cheers, Fact's Of Life, Garfield and Friends, Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers, Welcome Back Kotter, Danger Mouse, Full House, Zoobilee Zoo, Tiny Toons, Family Ties, The Brady Bunch. The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Get Along Gang, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Adams Family, Tenacious D, Blind Date, Get Smart, Little House On The Prairie, Three Stooges, Dinosaurs, Autopsy, Dead Like Me, Fat Actress, The Adventures Of Pete & Pete, Hollywood Showdown.

Books:

Wigfield, Oopsie Daisy's Bad, Bad Day, The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy And Other Stories.

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Heroes:

Jerri Blank, Mokey Fraggle, Salad Fingers, Jim Henson, The Trunchbull, Vanessa Julia Lutz, George A. Romero, Dot from the Anamaniacs, Chicken Lady, Cotterpin Doozer, Mama Fratelli.

My Blog

The Tide Came In And Washed Away The Heart I Drew In The Sand.

I Do Believe That I Have Finally Come To The Conclusion That I Can Never Be One Of Those Umm... What Do You Call Them? Ahh Yes "Happy People" I Have Always Sort Of Thought That I Was Head...
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:26:00 PST

One Of My Most Favorite Things In The World!

When I'm Sad Or In Any Mood Other Then Happy I Watch This, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/hipponoodles.html And It Always Cheers me Up! Please Enjoy....
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 04:05:00 PST

The Girl That Battles In Her Sleep

I had a dream last night that I was being chased by some sort of zombies with odd hair which had the possibility of being wigs anyway they were fast and somewhat smart they managed to eat and rip apa...
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 01:37:00 PST

The Light Fades When The Dark Clouds Settle In.

Today was spent being one of the hardest days of my life. For you see I was given this amazing beautiful light about 13 years ago the kind of light that no matter what is wrong in your world looking ...
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bloody Lips!

So, I wrote this story out to my friend then I thought hey why not make it a blogaroo! so here you go people!! Last night Ryan and I were wrestling on the couch (something that occurs a lot in our ...
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Joyrides Can Result In Jail Time!!

But Not For Me Suckas!!! So Last Night My Sister (Who Shall Remain Nameless) Come Over And she Had Just Come From The DMV Where She Had Received Her Drivers Permit (Yay For Her!) Now, You See My ...
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Trials & Tribulations

The last night of fright was so sad. I almost cried like five times. watching everyone pack up their things and go home was what I thought would be the saddest event for a long while. why can I onl...
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

~Tammy A True Story~

Misspelled, miswritten and created between the wee hours of 3 & 6 am But, it still makes me laugh.. hope you all enjoy! http://hometown.aol.com/jerrysizzlar/Tammy_A_True_Story.html
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Fog Settles In And The Dead Walk The Earth!

Yay Fright Fest is here once more. For a whole month of making babies cry and fat house sows fall over muhaha! you all must come to fright fest over at the lovely Magic Mountain and you simply must vi...
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mommy I wanna be (Blank) When I Grow Up! Find Out Here

http://jobpredictor.com/index.asp
Posted by Lady Gelfling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST