Prison Wallet

YOUR=YOUR YOU ARE=YOU'RE!! WE LEARNED THAT SHIT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!! * MY NAME IS MELISSA. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS ABOUT ME SO....IF WE BECOME FRIENDS AND YOU LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM AND DON'T LECTURE ME OR TRY TO CHANGE ME, THANK YOU. IF NOT, FUCK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY. * I TRULY BELIEVE I AM ONE OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET...BUT I KNOW I AM ALSO ONE OF THE WORST. * I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY MATERIAL OBJECTS. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE OR WHAT KIND OF CAR YOU DRIVE. AND LADIES....PLEASE....NO ONE REALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR NEW DESIGNER OUTFIT OR HOW MANY COACH PURSES YOU HAVE. I WOULD RATHER SPEND MY TIME TREATING PEOPLE RIGHT THAN IN THE MIRROR OR SOME DEPARTMENT STORE FILLING A PERSONAL VOID. * I DO NOT "CHAT". * PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME FOR NUDE PIX OR SEND ME PIX OF YOUR MAN BANANA. * I'M NOT A FAN OF UNSOLICITED ADVICE. * PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ASKING PEOPLE TO COMMENT YOUR PIX OR "WHORE" YOU, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOU WERE NOT GIVEN ENOUGH ATTENTION AS A CHILD. * TO ALL YOU WHINY CRYBABIES WHO USE THE INTERNET TO VENT OUT YOUR SELF LOATHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET ATTENTION OR SYMPATHY FROM THE REST OF US BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS SOOOOO HARD AND YOU'RE SOOOOO DEPRESSED...PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP OR TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS ALREADY. NO ONE HERE REALLY CARES. WE ARE ALL PRETTY MUCH ON HERE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH OLD FRIENDS WHO WE HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH AND TO HARASS PEOPLE ON THE OPPOSITE COASTLINE. WE ARE HERE TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BAD CHILDHOOD OR HOW YOUR MOMMY DIDN'T BREASTFEED YOU. GROW SOME BALLS AND TAKE ON LIFE'S PROBLEMS LIKE THE REST OF US HAVE BEEN DOING ALL ALONG. * IF YOU SPAM MY PAGE WITH LINKS TO "COOL NEW RING TONES" OR LINKS TO THOSE GAY ASS PROFILE TRACKER SITES, I WILL DO MY BEST TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU ARE AND COME TAKE A FAT SHIT ON YOUR PILLOW WHEN YOU ARE NOT HOME. *I THINK PRIVATE PROFILES ARE LAME. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO STALK YOU PEOPLE IF I CAN'T VIEW YOUR PAGE??? * LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SPEND HALF OF IT PRETENDING YOU ARE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN SPEND THE OTHER HALF REGRETTING IT BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND AT YOUR "FRIENDS", YOU REALIZE THEY REALLY AREN'T YOUR FRIENDS....BECAUSE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. * CHEERS!!