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Joeleth

Drum Addicted

My Interests

Music:

Accept, Alice in Chains, Augury (Canada), Autopsy (demo), Ayreon, Behemoth, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Bloodbath, Bolt Thrower, Born of Fire, Brutal Truth, John Carpenter, Celtic Frost, Clutch, Corrosion of Conformity (all), CKY, Deep Purple, Deicide, Destruction, Dethklok, Dream Theater, Disinhumed, Dismember, Entombed, Eroticide w/Joel Whitfield, Exodus, Eye(ball)hategod, Flotsam and Jetsam (demo), Foo Fighters, Funeral Bitch, Godless Truth, Hank Williams I,II,&III, High on Fire, I, Misery, Imperiled Earth, Insect Warfare, Iron Maiden, Kitty, Led Zep, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Massacre, Megasus, Merciful Fate, Mindrot, Morbid Angel, Napalm Death, Nothingface, Nuclear Death w/Joel Whitfield, Nuclear Death Terror, Otep, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Prince, Rightious Pigs, Rollins Band, Rush, S.F.H., Season of Pain, Sepultura (older the better), Slit, Solus, Soundgarden, Strapping Young Lad, Suffocation, The Adolescents, The Allman Bros Band, The Black Crowes, The Chariot, Trail of Gore w/Joel Whitfield, Tweeker Chic, Van Halen (Roth), Witchery, Vangelis, Yes, Zena Geva

Movies:

007 (any), 12 Monkeys, 13th Warrior, 300, Aeon Flux, Alien I-IV + vs. Predator, Amazon Women on the Moon, American Pie (III's best), American Werewolf in London, Amistad, Anchorman, Angel Heart, Apocalypto, Armageddon, Armitage, B13, Big Trouble in Little China, Blades of Glory, Bulletproof Monk, Caddyshack, Cheech & Chong (any), Crank, Cromartie High School, Dead Alive, Dead & Buried, Deliverance, Duel, Dodgeball, Fight Club, Final Fantasy (any), From Dusk till Dawn I & III, Ghost Rider, Gummo, Hero, Innocent Blood, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kill Bills, La Femme Nikita, Last House on the Left, Last Kiss Goodnight, Legend, Master and Commander The Far Side of the World, Milo and Otis, Monty Python (any), NASA (all), Ong Bak, Poltergeist I, Retroactive, Romper Stomper, Running Scared (2006), Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Shogun Assassin, Sin City, Spider-Man, Spinal Tap I & II, Solaris, Star Wars (any), Stick It, Super Nova, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (II & the beginning), The Abyss, The Art of Action, The Car, The Color of Night, The Fifth Element, The Island, The Last Seduction, The Legend of the 8 Samurai, The Matrix (all), The Mummy (all), The Prestige, The Princess Bride, The Professional, The Proposition, The Protector, The Rock, The Rundown, The Seven Swords, The Thing, The Wedding Crashers, They Live, There's Something About Mary, True Romance, Twin Warriors, Ultraviolet, Undead, Under Siege, Underworld (all), Vampire Effect, Vampire Hunter D, Vampire Hunters, Wallace & Gromit (all), Warriors of the Wasteland, Wasabi, X-Men, XMA, Zathura

Television:

Are you fast enough?http:// www....com/games/border-patrol.html

Books:

2001 (series), Archaeological (any), Battlefield Earth, Brave New World, Charts, Dictionaries (the older the better), Dune (any), Encyclopedias, Faust, Harry Potter (series), Hannibal (series), In Her Shoes, Maps, Shakespeare, Siddartha, Sleeping Beauty (Anne Rice), Star Wars (all), The Chronicles of Corum, The F Word, The Holy Bible (all), The Scarlet Mansion, The Signature of God, The Story of O,

Heroes:

Archaeologists, Astronauts, Beast, Bobby Chavez, Darth Bane, Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, Harlan Edward, George Lucas, Joe Klupar, Lobo, Mrs. Cassandra Dudley, My Parents, Quintessence Kelling, Scott Slagle, Spider Man, The T.S.A. of U.S.A., Wolverine

My Blog

wizardry fun

as I bring forth my Athame, under the new moon, with the passing of falling stars, I politely ask the rose for permission to remove enough for a staff and wand, and chant "I shall not cut for self alo...
Posted by Joeleth on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:32:00 PST

Stuck in the past

I work for the government, at the airport, feeling people up, going through their carry-ons, wearing a uniform as "the man". I was hired with my hair down, and I promised I would tie-up my mane while ...
Posted by Joeleth on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST

Save a few brain cells

Hell, hold on to the good memories, why else do we have memories in the first place!  Remember what is good like a present we can unwrap over and over again.  Remember a few important, life ...
Posted by Joeleth on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

Not alone in being alone

You are not alone in being alone. You may not have realized that you have figured out a few things about yerself, and about others, but have not applied these observations to aspects of your life. Fir...
Posted by Joeleth on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

On the subject of Assfuckees

Customer service does not mean you need to suckle the shit delivered by customers/vendors/co-workers/upper management. Customer service is meant to try to resolve an unhappy situation, not to let a p...
Posted by Joeleth on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST

Why not just kill yerself?

Sometimes it would seem so easy to expire, just to discontinue the tedium of living and the feelings life can impose. What I am more impressed about this, is that most of us will not give-in to t...
Posted by Joeleth on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

Do we learn anything?

Reincarnation would seem worthwhile to improve life (possibly not only yer own) the next time the self showed up.  A better decision based apon an innate memory of the past live(s), thus, more kn...
Posted by Joeleth on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:00:00 PST

Earth-Friendly Femine Protection

Ready to make biscuits are the answer to maxi-pads! Inexpensive, easy to make, smells good, loaded with absorbent cavities, and what a great treat for your family pet!
Posted by Joeleth on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST

Females' conspiracy

Can females just be friends with males? If a male is in wait to "jump" a female, this means the female has the power of when sex is to happen, not the male. With a female, males can -sit and listen, -...
Posted by Joeleth on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST

Body Identity Integrity Disorder

..> ( from http://society.guardian.co.uk/health/story/0,,2000991,00.htm l )I won't be happy until I lose my legsEver since she was little, Susan Smith has felt there is something wrong with her b...
Posted by Joeleth on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:33:00 PST