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Elisa

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About Me

I'm complex and extreme, optimistic and obscene.

I'm figuring the rest out along the way.

I love these quotes:

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”

"How easily we can forget how precious life is! So long as we can remember, we've just been here, being alive. Unlike other things for which we have a good comparison - black to white, day to night, good to bad - we are so immersed in life that we can see it only in the context of itself. We don't see life as compared to anything, to not-being, for example, to never having been born. Life just is. But life itself is a gift. It's a compliment just being born: to feel, breathe, think, play, dance, sing, work, make love, for this particular lifetime. Today, let's give thanks for life. For life itself. For simply being born!"

I am a huge fan of www.forbetterlife.org. For when you need to see some good in the world this is the perfect site.


visit forbetterlife.org

My Interests

I love: Cooking, music, chilling, dancing, partying, drinking, singing, acting, stand up comedy, talent, modelling, art, choreography, psychology, romance, creativity, energy, travelling, sarcasm, good food, being silly, sunshine, laughing, sand, the sea, different cultures, theatre, ballet, painting, being organised, writing lists (in an OCD like manner) films, jack daniels, music, media analysis, strange coloured cocktails, gran reserva rioja and all things that I can get passionate about.

I hate: Rudeness, ignorance, interruptions, confrontation, arrogant and conceited people, rainy days, boredom, being sick, limitations, being let down, people who spend too much energy trying to fuck with your head instead of fixing themselves, disappointments, ready meals, not having plans to look forward to, people who follow their head too much, I have squeamish phobia thing about: eyes, ankles, heights, spiders and cockroaches (big ones that fly!).

I'd like to meet:

......Pyzam - Gradient Green.... ....

Music:


Movies:

Stuffs like:

Goodfellas

The Shawshank Redemption

Amadeus

Withnail & I

Braveheart

The Pianist

Dances with Wolves

The Illionist

The Usual Suspects

The Life of Brian

The Big Easy

300

Chocolat

Reservoir Dogs

Trainspotting

This is Spinal Tap

Schindler's List

Television:

Depends what country I'm in!

Generally I like:

Blackadder

Top Gear

Scrubs

Flight of the Conchords

Cheers

Frasier

SITC

Friends

Everybody Loves Raymond

Green Wing

Curb your Enthusiasm

Father Ted

Fawlty Towers

South Park

Discovery Channel

Whose Line is it Anyway

Animal Planet Channel

Comedy Central

House

Red Dwarf

ANY stand up comedy - I LOVE IT

Ooh I can't forget Bill Maher and his lovely hair!

...or nerdy science nature animal channels

Books:

Anything by: Carl Gustav Jung, Ian Rankin, John Grisham, Tom Sleman, Jon Holmes...lighthearted stuff, romance, crime, complicated shit, psychology, sociology, biographies...if it's in print...I'll read it. I'll pretty much read anything - National Geographic to Manga Comics

Having said that, I'd read the back of a shampoo bottle if it can hold my attention for long enough!

Heroes:

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My Blog

Damn these are too addictive...

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Posted by Elisa on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:04:00 PST

More movies...in 5 seconds!

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Posted by Elisa on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:54:00 PST

What kinda blog would a web blog blog, if a web blog could blog blogs...

...after reading the title doesn't blog seems like such a stupid word.  This moments random thoughts...Where did good King Wenceslas get his name and why was he so good? Why does everyone sing 'G...
Posted by Elisa on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:14:00 PST

Cat Owners Only ... coz otherwise you aint gonna get it!

Guidelines for Cats Doors: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you hav...
Posted by Elisa on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:56:00 PST

From the mouths of babes...

Another gem off my brother, essentially mocking the old:"...in the good old days, when cars cost £4.00, went at 4 miles per hour and when you could buy a bag of sausages for a ha'penny."Bear in mind t...
Posted by Elisa on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:53:00 PST

I havent blogged for a while so.....

...here goesBefore I start if you are reading this and aren't a 'friend' yet - don't just look...come and touch too! Erm...well maybe not...I don't know where you have been...do ask to be my 'friend' ...
Posted by Elisa on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:49:00 PST

Quote and stuff

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." ~Ingrid BergmanI like that quote!Currently listening to: 'Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy' - Queen.  I for...
Posted by Elisa on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:38:00 PST

My personal thoughts/mini rant for the day

*You learn to steer your ship through life as you go along. Fear not the storms. You cannot drown in life. Immerse yourself in the waters of experience and swim through bad situations. Do not allow yo...
Posted by Elisa on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:58:00 PST

Things that are pissing me off today

Ok this is only a mini rant.Mussels...you bite into them and theres something crunchy in it...is it shell? Or it is just crap from the sea? That's why I don't eat them often.  Bleurgh.Stupid peop...
Posted by Elisa on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST

Random Thoughts

Wearing odd socks on purpose makes me smile.I feel proud of myself when I give good advice.Ironing clothes makes me feel grown up...I avoid ironing when I can!3 large glasses of red wine and...
Posted by Elisa on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:01:00 PST