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Metal Mike

The world's full of shit, bring a shovel

About Me

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

My Interests

Getting slim while getting big
Blast beats and sweeps
Ink
Zombies
Cooking
Being OCD
Hang outs
Summer fun
Not eating animals
Wanting to eat humans
CROWBAR

I'd like to meet:

More assholes for the suckfest.

Music:

All Else Failed
All That Is Sacred
Architect
Black Sabbath
Burnt By The Sun
Candiria
Cannibal Corpse
Cephalic Carnage
Crowbar
Deftones
Down
Dying Fetus
Entombed
Foo Fighters
Glassjaw
Godbelow
If Hope Dies
Metallica
Misfits
Most Precious Blood
Necrophagist
Nile
Origin
Pantera
Pig Destroyer
The Red Chord
Ringworm
Rompeprop
Shai Hulud
Skinless
Skycamefalling
Slayer
Sloppy Seconds
Soilent Green
Suffocation
Sunny Day Real Estate
Testament
Turmoil
Type O Negative
Weezer

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead Trilogy
Evil Dead Trilogy
Dead Alive
The Big Lebowski
zombies
gore
bloodshed
Christopher Walken

Television:

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Lost, Dexter, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Futurama, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Scrubs, Trailer Park Boys, My Name Is Earl, Survivorman, Globetrekker

Books:

Vonnegut, Palahniuk, The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z, Carlton Mellick III, Moore, LaVey, Bukowski, Orwell, Dahl, Rowlings, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Lowry, Animal Rights stuff, historical and cultural stuff

Heroes:

Danny, my Grandparents, Teddy Patterson, Derek Boyer, Matt Groening, Christopher Walken, and George Romero

My Blog

For My True Friends

You all know who you are. You guys and gals are the reason why I can see some glimmer of hope in this world. I love each and every one of you with every ounce of my being. You're always there for me a...
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Vision

No, not that lame-ass song, but my vision correction surgery. Went well and I can see, so that's a plus! Recovering fine thus far, so wish me continued luck.
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP DIMEBAG

Dimebag Darrel is dead. Fucking lametastic. So pissed, now I'll never get to see Pantera. FUUUUUCK FUCKING WORST EVER
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SLAYER

Slayer on the 20th in Niagara Falls was fucking amazing. Sweet lord, withouth a doubt my most favorite band EVER. They even played At Dawn They Sleep, but no Payback, Die By The Sword, or Spill The Bl...
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's all but official

Captain Cocksucker is about to have another four year round of fucking up our country even worse. I guess that completely destroying it in four years wasn't part of his master plan, better make it eig...
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Weekend

Pretty fucking awesome! Friday was All Else fuckin' Failed in Syracuse. Had fun with my friends and then ate some Taco Bell, always a plus! Then I got up somewhat early on Saturday morning to get Al ...
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So school is really pissing me off

Yeah, I'm fucking sick and tired of school already and it's like the start of the fourth week. I think that mass murder may be in the cards for this semester. It seems like I have so much shit to do, ...
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Awesome times

So this weekend was pretty damn awesome. On Friday I got to see Kill Bill vol.2 with some of the best kids that grace the Earth. Then we attempted to play some kickball in the quad at 11, but to no av...
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Aweeeeeee shiiiiiiiiit!

I just got the toughest screen name imaginable x3stra1ghtedge5x I'm surprised some 14 year old girl in middleschool didn't come up with that one first. GO ME! Will i ever use it though? That's the q...
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Whoo Hoo Reality TV.....

Not that I'm totally into reality TV, nor that I don't think that some of that shit is staged, but wow, people are fucking jerkoffs. I guess that that's my two cents on the matter. So shallow, so very...
Posted by Metallic Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST