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Eve

crazy like woah

About Me

I'm Eve. Not originally Evelyn or something horrible like that. I am mother to a bastard teddybear and goldfish (Freud, may he rest in peace.) I am far too serious. I like animals and plants more than people. I'm interested in everything. I love politics, sewing, cooking and being outside. I am not as bitter as this profile. Daniel Hotz thinks I'm gangsta. Here is a webpage I did last semester for an assignment: www.oswego.edu/~ewolff

My Interests

Pingüinos! If I ever become rich I'm spending all of my money on a mansion built for penguins so that I may live with them in harmony. We will waddle together.

I'd like to meet:

People with dance moves as killer as mine. Let's battle.Everyone from the-leaky-cauldron.com. They make it possible for me to get my papers done.

Music:

Rock of the Wizard persuation.

Movies:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Better Off Dead, Once Bitten, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Labrynth (all hail the genius that is Jim Henson), Bettleguise, Don't Eat the Pictures, Benny & Joon, Edward Scissorhands, High Fidelity, Dogma, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Love Actually, Robinhood, Igby Goes Down, Some Like it Hot, Meet Me in St. Louis, Amelie, Boondock Saints, Wonder Boys, American Psycho, Young Frankenstein

Television:

COWBOY BEBOP!! Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Sealab2021, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Brak, Fairy Odd Parents, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, Venture Bros, Recess, x-men, Invader Zim, Daria, Ahh! Real Monsters, Freakazoid, Inspector Gadget, Batman, Batman Beyond, Sesame Street, Arthur, Mr. Rodger's, Degrassi, The Daily Show, Rosanne

Books:

J.K. Rowling is God. Pure Sunshine, The Great Gatsby, Coffee Will Make You Black, America the Book, Yours Turley Shirley, Corregidora, Slaughterhouse Five, anything Shel Silverstein. I was forced to read none of the above.

Heroes:

My grandparents, parents, and Jim Henson.