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Alan

not anthony keidis

About Me

wow, it's been a long time since i've updated or looked at this thing. i sure do hate the internets unless i'm downloading free things or playing video games, so i'm terrible at staying in touch with people through a medium such as this. if it's been a while since you've written me and i haven't responded, it's nothing personal.

right now i'm living with my extremely pleasant girlfriend in an extremely dinky town, recovering from the last several years of living my life out of a van and boxes. i'm just glad to be back amongst my friends and loved ones after so much time, and taking things pretty (very) slow at the moment.
let's hang mang

My Interests

i'll get to this shit later

I'd like to meet:

some girl with a nonsensical name who's equally as retarded as myself...oh wait, there she is:

Music:

word as a virus, eyes averted, saving throw, between walls, ready set fail, ed gein, a call for arms, godspeed you black emperor, cave in(all), piebald, in flames, al green, james brown, the postman syndrome, madball, AFI, godgory, HIM, at the drive in, soilwork, cursive, earth crisis, santa sangre, dark tranquility, cryptopsy, unearth, killswitch engage, endeavor, six feet under, neurosis, since the flood, the cancer conspiracy, bongzilla, the mars volta, Andrew WK, botch, converge, shai hulud, indecision

Movies:

magnolia, neon maniacs, punch drunk love, rushmore, the royal tennenbaums, near dark, john carpenter's the thing, nightbreed, big trouble in little china, true romance, crouching tiger hidden dragon, glengary glen ross, blind fury, re-animator, crippled masters, lord of the rings, KILL BILL, they live, any movie with dead in the title (dawn of the___, evil___,the quick and the___, day of the___,___alive), finding nemo

Television:

SURVIVOR, simpsons, and buffy all else is balls

Books:

choke, a language older than words, culture jam, lamb, practical demonkeeping,ISHMAEL, invisible monsters, days of war nights of love, evasion, lord of the rings, nightmares and dreamscapes, naked, me talk pretty some day,providence, culture of make believe, slaughterhouse 5, the dark tower series , lullaby, working, ill nature, a short history of nearly everything

Heroes:

rowdy roddy piper, rambo, captain kirk, the lorax, dave staubs, and chris barnes (of course)