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About Me

I never been more serious in my daaaaaaamn life. The majority of the world just dosent know how to live. Far to preoccupied with the petty meaningless things. Ive done many things that you could only dream of doing. Zombies and monsters are a plus, and i find almost everything from rusty garbage cans, to moldy alleyways fascinating in some form or another. Artificiality is a drug the world must be curbed off of. Decay and destruction are my specialties as well as demolitions. Sarcasm is a tool of the trade. Listen to the dead milkmen if you still dont understand my personality. They have all the answers. Pretenscious preaching asshole elitists can guzzle acid. Brains for life and whatever may exist out there.*does the monster walk*

My Interests

Filming hoaxes, Filming dudes, monsters, IRA, street puck, fireworks, blowing things up, fire breathing, breaking into abandoned houses, film making, zombies, random acts of kindness, flaming carrot, the goon, bottle rocket dodgeball, Skulls, Garbage cans, Urban exploration, Leatherface, mask making, Driving lil' rebel around, speeding, weapons, boxers, pitbulls, killer dogs, Stenciling, Dumpster diving, being a scumball, traveling the country, oceans, gorges, rocks, trees, rivers, syracuse, graveyards, graverobbings, ghouls, and monsters

I'd like to meet:

Zombie Wilferd brimley and deadpool. Wait, you wouldnt? Then get bent duder!

Music:

Punk rock and kool-aid.

Movies:

If its sleazy or gory pop that shit in the vcr.

Television:

The history channel and cartoon network. My second home is on the satellite of love. Pro thunderball is my favorite sport.

Books:

History, history, history, clive barker, H.P. Lovecraft, the devil, monsters, foreign cultures, ancient cultures, cryptozoology, the occult, and wierd things. Mansion blueprints. And gorillas fuckin shit up.

Heroes:

The flaming carrot, Gunnar Hansen and Dr. Decker