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Miserable humans!

I got crabs and they are yummy.

About Me

Real simple: Some things piss me off and I have no better place to bitch than on MySpace. Thank you, Tom, for providing me with this wonderful space of interweb goodness!

This is dedicated to all the hard working bands / musicians out there who struggle everyday for a small piece of the pie. You book shows, gig, and play in a small dive bar with 3 people in it, that hate you and want nothing but Freebird or Back In Black covers. And why do you do this? Because you dream of something better!

Bravo, soldiers, bravo!

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This is how it is done in the real world of metal.

My Interests

Pissed off people with pissed off stories.

I'd like to meet:

If you have a bitch or complain about something in your life, tell me about and get it off your chest. Let the wrong doers know!

Music:

I play it, listen to it, caress it and mold it to what I desire.

Movies:

Movies about aliens ruling the earth.

Television:

I created it and now you are my slaves.

Books:

Comics all the way.

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

My sexual organ is 24" long

Due the overwhelming requests from the fine ass earth women that have requested my friendship because they think that my alien picture is cute/hot, I thought I would lay my cards on the table.I want t...
Posted by Miserable humans! on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:28:00 PST

Your metal band sucks.

Let's get a Musician's Friend, Mom's credit card and get the latest Crate amp and Jackson/Ibanez guitar, and since we are on page 23, get the wireless unit for your basement gig. Talk to your friend t...
Posted by Miserable humans! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

Tribute bands

Why? I will lump you in the same area as cover bands. If you spend all your time pretending to be someone else, do you even know who you are? Did we not learn from "Rockstar" that Steel Dragon was a ...
Posted by Miserable humans! on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

Cover bands

Cover bands! I could go into them but they already know their problem. But they are fun to watch for about 5 minutes until you realize that you could be doing something more productive, like watching...
Posted by Miserable humans! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST

You play in a band? Who the fuck cares.

Over the past month I have been seeing bands at some of the local clubs. I went to one that is forcing me to write this. I say"forcing" because at the time I wanted to force my fist down the lead sing...
Posted by Miserable humans! on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:23:00 PST

Return your fucking emails

In this world more communication is done with emails than any other form of communication a day. You can get everrything done through email. It is a wonderful tool . . . but it seems as that only 5% o...
Posted by Miserable humans! on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST