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Witness the antics of the amazing Carol...

"If you haven't got anything nice to say—come sit next to me!"

About Me


I am 61% Evil Genius.
.. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
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My Interests

Music, nightclubs, movies, TV, travel, mischief, lifeguards, firemen, rodeo clowns, musicians, pool boys, oh...I digress, sleeping, film, fashion, muscle cars, cooking, shoes, tattoos, gardens, jewelry, pirates, history, knitting, hot rods, architecture, art, museums, art galleries and books.

I'd like to meet:

Desmond Llewelyn, Gene Rayburn, Jeff Beck, Jean-Jaques Bieneix, the Queen of England, Chef Tom Colecchio, Keith Richards, Pee-Wee Herman, Cintra Wilson, Celeste Holm, Jack Nicholson, Tom Waits, Seth Green, Kat Von D, Irma Thomas, Adrian Brody, Sigfried or Roy, Little Richard, Kenneth Anger, Colm Meany, Jay McCarroll, Paul Simonon, Vivien Westwood, Sally Stanford, Tim Gunn, Tommy Lee, Shondrella Avery, Sadistic Leroi Jones, Sophia Loren, Bronnagh Gallagher, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Ralph Steadman, Chrissie Hynde, Hugo Speer, Dave Edmunds, Sean Bean, Rowan Atkinson, Klaus Nomi (well, I guess we all know this won't work out), Nick Hornby, Alice Ghostly, Queen Latifa, James Ellroy, Leslie Gore, Patrick Macnee and Diana Rigg, James Brown (I guess that train's left), Sharon Jones, Heidi Fleiss, Rick Rubin, Danny Kaye, Lauren Bacall, Kasim Sultan, Roy Brizio, Pedro Almodovar, Matt Sesow, Iggy Pop, Trey Parker, John Paragon, Wink Martindale, Erochica Bamboo, Ronnie Wood, Bettie Page, Daniel Craig, Santiago Calatrava, Sister Wendy, Shawn Conn, Amy Winehouse, Christian Louboutin, and you.

Music:

10CC, 999, Aaron Copeland, Aaron Neville, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Agent Orange, Al Green, Alejandro Escovedo, Alien Ant Farm, Alpha Blondy, Ambrosian Boys Choir, Amy Winehouse, Ana Belen, The Animals, Antibalas, Antonio Carlos Jobim, The Anxieties, Arcade Fire, The Archies, Aretha Franklin, Armando Fernandez y Su Conjunto, The Association, Astrid Gilberto, Augie Goupil, the Avengers, B.T. Express, The B-52s, Bash & Pop, Bay City Rollers, BB King, Beanie Man, Beastie Boys, Beat Farmers, The Beatles, Beck, Beethova Obas, Ben Harper, Ben Lee, Benmont Tench, Bernard Hermann, Beth Orton, Beth Waters, Big Audio Dynamite, Big Trees, Bill Spooner, Billie Holiday, Billy J. Kramer & the Dakotas, Billy Joe & Eddie Shaver, Bing Crosby, Bix Beiderbecke, Black Crows, Black Eyed Peas, Black Rob, Black Crows, The Blackbyrds, Blame Sally, The Blank Stares, The Blasters, Blind Melon, Blink 182, Blood, Sweat, and Tears, Blue Merle, Bob & Doug MacKenzie, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bobby Byrd, Bobby Darrin, Bobbie Gentry, Bobby Hebb, Bobby Short, Bonnie Raitt, Booker T. & the MGs, Bossa Cubana, Boukman Ekspesyans, Bound for Glory, Bow Wow Wow, The Boxtops, Brazil 66, Brian Eno, Brian Murray, Brian Setzer, The Buckinghams, Buddy Rich, Buddie & Julie Miller, Buffalo Springfield, Burning Sensations, Burt Bacharach, Buzzcocks, The Byrds, Caetano Veloso, The Call, Captain Sensible, Carly Simon, Chairman of the Board, Chaka Demus, Chaka Kahn, Chalo Quintana, Charlie Sexton, Cheryl Lynn, Chet Baker, Chick Corea, Chris Ledoux, Chris Spedding, Chrissie Hynde, Chuck Prophet, The Clash, The Classics IV, Claude Debussy, Clout, Coco Taylor, Cold Blood, Coldplay, Colin Hay, Collective Soul, The Colour, Convoy, Count Five, The Cramps, Cream, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Crowded House, The Cruzados, The Cure, Curtis Mayfield, The Cyrkle, Daddy Yankee, Daft Punk, Damien Rice, The Damned, Dan Pennington & Spooner Oldham, Danny Elfman, The Darkness, Dave Brubeck, Dave Edmunds, Dave Grusin, Dave Mason, David Bowie, David Essex, David Gray, David Sanborn, Davido Pahoa, De La Soul, The Dead Hensons, The Dead Kennedys, Dean Martin, The Delfonics, Desi Arnaz, Desi Funk, Desmond Dekker, The Dickies, The DiLs, Dionne Warwick, Dj Danger Mouse, Donald Fagen, Donna Summers, Donovan, Doris Day, The Drifters, Drive-By-Truckers, Dropkick Murphys, Duane Allman, Duke Ellington, Dusty Springfield, Eagle Eye Cherry, The Eagles, Earth, Wind And Fire, Echo and the Bunnymen, Eddie and the Hot Rods, Eddie Cochran, Eddie Muñoz, Edgar Winter, Edwin Starr, Ella Fitzgerald, Elmore James, Elton John, Elvis Costello , Elvis Presley, Emmy Lou Harris, English Beat, Eric Clapton, Eric Martin, Ernie K-Doe, Etta James, Eurythmics, Evil Twin, The Faces, Fall Out Boy, Faster Pussycat, Fatboy Slim, The Finn Brothers, Flamin' Groovies, The Fleshtones, The Flirtations, Flo & Eddie, Foo Fighters, Four Year Bender, Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, Frankie Vincent, Fred Astaire, Gabby Pahinui, Gabe Dixon Band, Gary Myrick, Gary Phillips, Gene Kelly, Generation X, George and Ira Gershwin, George Harrison, Georgie Fame, Gil-Scott Heron, Gin Blossoms, Glen Campbell, Gnarls Barkley, Godley and Cream, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Graham Central Station, Graham Nash, Grand Funk Railroad, The Grass Roots, Green Day, Grupo Bahia, The GTOs, The Guess Who, Gustavo Santaolalla, Gwar, Gwen Stefani, Hank Gibson, Harry Nilsson, The Havalinas, Henry Mancini, Herb Alpert, The Herd, Herman Brood, The Hives, The Hollies, Holly Palmer, Housecoat Project, Howlin' Wolf, Ian Drury, Ibrahim Ferrer, Ice Cube, Iggy Pop, The Iguanas, Imogene Heap, Irma Thomas, The Isley Brothers, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Issac Hayes, J. Jackson, Jackie DeShannon, Jackie Greene, Jackie Lomax, Jackson 5, Jah Wobble, The Jam, James and Bobby Purify, James Brown, James Gordon, James Harman, Jamie Cullum, Janes Addiction, Jeff Beck, Jellyfish, Jesse DeNatale, Jesus and Mary Chain, Jet, Jill Sobule, Jim Carroll, Jimmy Cliff, Joe Cuba, Joe Jackson, Joe Walsh, John C. Reilly, John Coltrane, John Fix, ,John Lee Hooker, John Lennon, John Williams, Johnny Cash, Johnny Thunders, Jon Brion, Jon Cleary, Joni Mitchell, Jorge Drexler, Joseph Arthur, Josh Rouse, Joy Division, Judy Garland, Jules Shear, Julie Andrews, Julie London, Juliette Lewis and the Licks, k.d. Lang, Kaoma, Kathleen Edwards, Keali'i Reichel, Keane, Keith Richards, The Kills, Kingston Trio, Kingstreet, The Kinks, The Knack, The Knickerbockers, KT Tunstall, Kulica, Lalo Rodriguez, Laura Nyro, Laurindo Almeida, Led Zepplin, The Left Banke, Leila and the Snakes, The Lemon Pipers, Lena Horne, Lene Lovich, Lenny Kravitz, Lenny Welsh, Leroi Jones, Leroy Jones, Les Nubians, Lime Spiders, Limelighters, Lisa Loeb, Lisa Stansfield, Little Anthony, Little Richard, Little Stevie Wonder, Lonnie Johnson, Lonnie Liston Smith, Lords of the New Church, Los Abandoned, Los Amaya, Los Mocosos, Lou Rawls, Louis Armstrong, Louis Prima, Lovin' Spoonful, The Low Millions, Luce, Lucila Campos, Luis Gonzaga, Lulu, Luther Vandross, Lyle Lovett, Madeleine Peyroux, Magic Christian, Malo, The Mamas and the Papas, Manfred Mann, Manhattan Transfer, Marianne Faithful, Mark Isham, Martha and the Vandellas, Martin Denny, Marvin Gaye, Mary J. Blidge, Matt Nathanson, Matthew Sweet, MC Hammer, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Medeski, Martin & Wood, Megan Slankard, Mel Tormé, MeShell Ndegeocello, The Meters, Michael Franti, Mick jagger, Mike Ladd, Mike Myers, Miles Davis, Ming Tea, MInk Deville, Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels, Modest Mouse, Mojo Nixon, Monte Montgomery, Morning Wood, Mos Def, Muddy Waters, Murder City Devils, Nancy Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, the Nerves, The Neville Brothers, The New Radicals, Nick Cave, Nick D'Egidilo, Nick Lowe, Niko Case, Nina Hagen, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Notch, Oasis, Ohio Players, Oingo Boingo, otis Redding, Ozomatli, Patti Austin, Paul Cvengros, Paul McCartney, Paul Weller, Paul Westerberg, Pearl Harbor and the Explosions, Peggy Lee, Pete Townshend, Pete Yorn, Peter Case, Peter Green, Pharoah Sanders, Phil Lynott, Pinetop Perkins, Pink, Plastic Bertrand, Plastic Ono Band, The Plimsouls, The Plugz, The Pogues, The Polecats, The Police, Prefab Sprout, The Pretenders, Prince, The Proclaimers, Pseudo Echo, Psychedelic Furs, Queen, Queen Latifa, Queens of the Stone Age, Quincy Jones, The Raconteurs, Raines Ptzcek, Raisins In the Sun, The Ramones, Ramsey Lewis Trio, Rancid, Randy Newman, Rare Earth, Raveonettes, Ray Charles, Ray LaMontagne, The Replacements, Rick james, Rickie Lee jones, Rickie Wilde, Robbie Robertson, Robert Johnson, Robert Plant, Robin Trower, The Rockcats, Rockpile, Rod Stewart, Roger Nichols Trio, Roger Steen Band, Rolling Stones, The Romantics, Romeo Void, Ronnie Wood, Rosemary Clooney, Roy Ayers, Roy Buchanan, Roy Orbison, Rufus, Run DMC, Ryan Adams, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sammy Davis, Jr., Santana, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Screaming Blue Messiahs, The Seeds, The Selecter, Sergio Mendes, Sex Pistols, Sham 69, Shelby Lynne, The Shins, Shirley Bassey, Siouxsie & the Banshees, The Skatalites, Sleepy Jackson, Social Distortion, Sonny & Cher, Sonny Chillingworth, Son House, Sonny Landreth, Spanky & Our Gang, the Specials, Squeeze, Stan Kenton, Stealer's Wheel, Stephen Stills, Steppenwolf, Stereophonics, Steve Earle, Steve Sevilla, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stevie Winwood, Stiff Little FIngers, Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stranglers, The Strokes, Susan Tedeschi, The Sweet, Sylvester, Talib Kweli, Talking Heads, Tears For Fears, The Temptations, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Thievery Corporation, Thin Lizzy, The Time, The Toasters, Todd Rundgren, Tom Jones, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Tom Tom Club, Tom Waits, Tommy James & the Shondells, Tony Bennett, Tony Marsico, Toots Thielemans, Tower of Power, Tracy Ullman, Train, TSOL, The Tubes, The Turtles, U2, The Undertones, Utopia, Van Dyke Parks, Van Halen, Van Morrison, The Vandermark 5, Variable Unit, Velvet Revolver, Velvet Underground, The Verve, Victoria Spivey, Vienna Teng, Vince Guaraldi Trio, The Vines, The Walker Brothers, Waltham, Walty, Wayne Fontana & the Mindbenders, War, Was Not Was, We Five, Weather Report, The Welcome Matt, Wheatus, Whiskeytown, The White Stripes, The Who, Wilco, William De Vaughan, Williams Brothers, Willy DeVille, The White Stripes,The Winter Brothers, World Party, Wreckless, Eric, XTC, X-Ray Spex, The Yardbirds, and The Zombies. Uuuhhh... I'll add more as I think of 'em.

Movies:

A lot of stuff but Film noir especially. Oh yeah and I really like Bullitt. San Francisco at 115 mph yippee!

Television:

almost nightly.

Books:

Geek Love, Charles Bukowski, Blood Sucking Fiends, Sweet Thursday, William Burroughs, Tourist Season, Hell's Angels, The Rum Diary, The Curse of Lono, Hollywood Babylon, murder mysteries, biographies, historical biographies

Heroes:

My Dad, my Mom, Gary Phillips, Patrick Treadway, and my cousin Earl and , oh yeah and Hank too, definitely Hank.