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Daniel Boone

About Me

I was born October 22nd, in the year of our Lord, 1734. Anything else about me you should already know, unless your school systems are bad. I did not wear a coonskin cap, that was Davey Crockett. Blame Disney.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The bastards at Disney who put me in a coonskin cap!

My Blog

A month for you, isn't a month for me

I spent the last two (of what you call) weeks in a staring contest with Joan of Arc. She won, because she kept yelling at me in French. Despite what you might think, having a short women yell at you i...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:32:00 GMT

Good "blog" coming soon

I promise. I have just been busy with the afterlife and all. By the by, does anyone else find the word "blog" to be nonsensical? I know there have been words added to the countries vocabulary, but wha...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:50:00 GMT

Still not getting the hang

I've been dead for almost 200 years now, but I'm still not getting the hang of being able to walk through walls. I was visiting my homestead back in Pennsylvania, and was listening to the tour given. ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 00:19:00 GMT

From the desk of Daniel Boone

Being dead gives you a lot of time to just wonder about things. Like, where did I leave my good bear skin pants? Those were some mighty nice pants I had.You know, up here we don't spend much time worr...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 13:41:00 GMT

From the desk of Daniel Boone

Greetings my friends,Hello from the afterlife. I did not wear a coonskin cap in life or in death. yours Col Daniel Boone(non DB rant here) Whats with getting messages from "girls" on here that say the...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:00:00 GMT