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About Me

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My Interests

Music, Taking pictures although I suck, Writing, Beer, Cooking, Southern Comfort,Tescs's own version of 'SoCo' - 'Spirit of Louisiana, football - mostly the legendary and only true North London football team known as Tottenham Hotspur, Vodka, Fine Wines, I know my shit, Laughing, Intelligent chatter, eating, sleeping, plotting,walking, ruining my body in a variety of ways, being right, delusion

I'd like to meet:

Bono, Brian Blessed, Alfred the Great, Steve Irwin (RIP), Cartman, Yoda, Anegelia Jolie, some rich person who wants to give me all their money, God, Richard E Grant, Osama Bin Laden, Mr T, another soul-mate to add to my collection, The Rolling Stones, nice people, Vince McMahan, Denis Leary, George Bush Jnr, Terry Venables, People who don't take themselves to seriously, 2 fit bi-sexual nymphomaniac females, Bob Monkhouse,Tom Baker

Music:

U2, Manic Street Preachers, Muse, Sneaker Pimps, Smashing Pumpkins, Velvet Underground, Iron Maiden, Bob Dylan, Bran Van 3000, Rolling Stones, Razorlight, Ray Davies, The Clash, The Animals, Pulp, The Pixies, some Stereophonics, The Kinks, The Beatles, Lou Reid, Sex Pistols, St Etienne, early Oasis, The Who, Guns 'n' Roses, Metallica, Death in Vegas, The Prodigy, Morcheeba, Fozzy, Chokehold, Kylie Minogue, Garbage, Sleeper.....BELOW ARE TWO OF THE FINEST VIDEOS EVER MADE, please take the time to appreciate how the media of Music Video should be portrayed Smack My B***h Up

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Movies:

Withnail & I is the greatest film ever made, I love it like I love a dear old friend who moved to the country and you occasionally get together and remanise about the old times and realise that after all these years you still get on just like you used to, Other films of note are Lee Scott Classic - True Romance, the scene with Christopher Walkin and Dennis Hopper is exquisite and it is also a story of how a love story should be, none of that 'Pretty Woman' pony, Smoking Barrels - nothing like a bit of cockney humour, James Bond - the dude is well, a f*cking dude, Glenn Gary Glenn Ross - screenplay with some fine actors, but for me Jack Lemmon is the daddy here, Pulp Fiction - love it or be bemused, this film basically makes me piss meself, American Beauty - Kevin Spacey you clever clever thesbian, Stars Wars films - the replacemnt of any religeon, South Park, Bigger, Louder, Faster - Greatest Musical ever (sorry Grease but if you had Cartman, he would tell Sandy excatly where to stick it), Resevour Dogs - Mr Pink is a smart mother f*cker, Things to do in Denver when your Dead - A dude in a wheelchair can be scary, yeah if you so happen to be Christopher Walkin, Plus loads of other shit Cut and paste the following code to show your results
Your Withnail and I character is Withnail.
You feel like a pig shat in your head,
and often wonder why Gielgud doesn't retire.
Take the Withnail & I Character Test

Television:

Right, lets be honest, TV these days sucks doggy poo. If you are under 30, you have no idea what I mean, but if you were concious during the 80's, then you know TV served a purpose, then some c*nt invented reality TV, now its shit, however some highlights include - South Park - oh South Park I love you, you taught me so much about life, Blackadder - jolly funny this, Sky News - cant wait for the next war, last time I left my tv on constantly for 4 weeks!!!!, never missed a shelling!!, Blake 7 - class, class 70-80's BBC Si-Fi- Avon the charactor is a genius, Paul Darrow why did you never play any other TV roles, Fawlty Towers, just don't mention the war (to much butter, un dos tres) Documentry's - esp. about space and history and animals and stuff too, Alan Partdridge, Dr Who new ones a good. think I could written them better though, Tom Baker is THE Dr Dude!!, The Simpsons, Steve Irwin stuff, 80's TV -like I said earlier - examples of 80s TV - Sweeny - Minder - Dallas - A Team - Scary Nuclear Documentarys on Panarama - Young Ones - Dynasty - Proper News Flash when if it happened some serious shit was going down like the Falklands war - Jim Will Fix It - Grange Hill (where is Gripper??) Knight Rider - Tales of the Unexpected - The Cup Final, those days it actually meant something!! (ask a QPR or Brighton fan - Jimmy Melia haha you legend- and so so much more
How sarcastic am I?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
When will I die?
You Will Die at Age 49
Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

Reading is very time consuming. Artwork by Artist Sem - http://www.myspace.com/bungeroosh-- Painting No. 1 OrbitalPainting No. 2 TranformationPainting No. 3 Tetradic Expansion

Heroes:

I hate hero worship

My Blog

My poem about getting old, called 'getting old'

Age, Age. Yeah that one comes to us allFirst the self urination, then your tits begin to fallThen you cant get the old boy up, it never works the sameYou get a dodgy pension, but its the government yo...
Posted by Ed on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:11:00 PST

Blue October - Hate Me

(Verse 1)I have to block out thoughts of you, so i don't lose my headThey crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bedDropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alonePlaying movies in m...
Posted by Ed on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:26:00 PST

Love rediscovered

Today will remain a beautiful memory in my heart forever. Many years ago, I came across a love so strong, intense, a great discovery waiting to be unlocked. My life seemed so complete; I was so at pea...
Posted by Ed on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST