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In the beginning, Back in nineteen fifty-five
Man didn't know about a rock 'n' roll show
And all that jive
The white man had the smoltz
The black man had the blues
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Tchaikovsky had the news
He said -
"Let there be sound", and there was sound
"Let there be light", and there was light
"Let there be drums", and there was drums
"Let there be guitar", and there was guitar
"Let there be rock"
And it came to pass
That rock 'n' roll was born
All across the land every rockin' band
Was blowing up a storm
The guitarman got famous
The businessman got rich
And in every bar there was a super star
With a seven year itch
There were fifteen million fingers
Learning how to play
And you could hear the fingers picking
And this is what they had to say
"Let there be light"
"Sound"
"Drums"
"Guitar"
"Let there be rock"
One night in a club called `The Shaking Hand'
There was a fourty-two decibel rocking band
The music was good and the music was loud
And the singer turned and he said to the crowd -
"Let there be rock"
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google firefox and see the web with new eyes You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes "All we do now must be done in a sacred manner and in celebration, because we are the ones we have been waiting for" -PAHANA Annarr sonr Óðins er Baldr, ok er frá honum gott at segja. Hann er svá fagr álitum ok bjartr svá at lýsir af honum, ok eitt gras er svá hvítt at jafnat er til Baldrs brár. Þat er allra grasa hvítast, ok þar eptir máttu marka fegrð hans bæði á hár ok á líki. Hann er vitrastr ása ok fegrst talaðr ok líknsamastr. En sú náttúra fylgir honum at engi má haldask dómr hans. Hann býr þar sem heita Breiðablik, þat er á himni. Í þeim stað má ekki vera óhreint º ****** ****** º
Words must be weighed, not counted.
You cannot succeed by criticizing others.
There is always one more bug.
Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
Veni, Vedi, Vici. - Julius Caesar
People that are too eager to please are, more often than not, not very pleasing. - Marquis de Sade
In a family argument, if it turns out you are right - apologize at once!
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts - for support, not illumination.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
He that speaks ill of the Mare will buy her. - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), Poor Richard's Almanack, 1742
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, administrate.
VI VI VI The editor of the beast.
I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.
If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
A knowledge of Sanskrit is of little use to a man trapped in a sewer. - Tom Weller
Don't worry, if everything worked right you'd be out of a job.
A patient hearer is a sure speaker. - George Savile, Marquess of Halifax (1633-1695), Political, Moral and Miscellaneous Reflections, 1750
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. - Fred Allen
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill, The Grand Alliance, 1950
If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write.
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. - H. L. Mencken
Tact is after all a kind of mind reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
Nobody ever ruined their eyesight by looking at the bright side of something.
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
If little else, the brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. - John Tudor
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Goethe
Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed.
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth sucks.
Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg (1878-1967)
Words that do not match deeds are not important. - Dr. Ernesto Che Guevara
If the old saying "What you don't know won't hurt you" is true, you must be invulnerable...
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
I intend to live forever or die trying.
Poor dead, there's nothing between his ears. - Margaret Thatcher, about Ronald Regan, in the 6/2/88 issue of The New York Times
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. - Ronald Reagan
All excellent things are as difficult as they are rare. - Benedict Spinoza
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.
Meditation is not what you think.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
In a civilized society, it is the duty of all citizens to obey just laws. But at the same time, it is the duty of all citizens to disobey unjust laws. - Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, 1963
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president; I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow
The worst form of failure is the failure to try.
Initiative comes to those who wait.
If a string has one end, it has another.
Man and wife make one fool.
Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time. - David Gries, in "Compiler Construction for Digital Computers", circa 1969.
Time is a spiral, space is a curve
If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him. - Cardinal de Richelieu
Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is a vision. Today is a bitch.
Survival of the species is everyone's business.
Life is a game of bridge - and you've just been finessed.
The other line moves faster.
In matters of conscience, the law of majority has not place. - Mohandas Gandhi
Hope is a waking dream.
Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
When working a problem, it helps to know the answer.
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.
Jones' Motto: Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
You`re as sharp as the leading edge of a BB.
It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
He who slings mud loses ground.
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. - Cato the Elder (234-149 B.C.)
Why can't life's big problems come when we are twenty and know everything?
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
"I only live about ten percent in this reality." "So where's your summer cottage?"
As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
he glad man is he who does not lose his child's heart. - K'ung Fu-tse
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Only constant repetition will finally succeed in imprinting an idea on the memory of the crowd. - Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf
Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism.
Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
The difference between involved and committed is like ham 'n eggs. The chicken is involved - the pig is committed. - Don Meridith
The first myth of management is that it exists.
History doesn't repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.
Replace repetitive expressions by calls to a common function.
It is easy to be tolerant when you do not care.
If you're feeling good, don't worry; you'll get over it.
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain
The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
The DREA Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions, the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases.
Those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum theory, cannot possibly have understood it. - Neils Bohr
A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
As in other things, so in men, not the seller but the buyer determines the price. - Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679), Leviathon, 1651
Chicken Little was right.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.
Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
Ignorance transcends architecture. - James Gaskin
Falling hurts least those who fly low. - Chinese Proverb
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. - John Buchan
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
Quack!
BASIC is to computer programming as "qwerty" is to typing.
There's no future in time travel.
The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're done.
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. - William James
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
Biggest security gap - an open mouth.
Don't keep doing what doesn't work.
Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that go away if ignored long enough.
Who ever has the gold, makes the rules. - Golden Rule of Business
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all. - Winston Churchill, Saying
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
Justice: A decision in your favor.
Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt... Give us the tools, and we will finish the job. - Winston Churchill (1877-1965), Radio broadcast, 9 February 1941
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas A. Edison
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. - Elbert Hubbard
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation: We have assumed control.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
It is not only what we do, but also what we do not do for which we are accountable. - Moliere
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.
A government is the only vessel known to leak from the top.
The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. - Ralph Gorin
He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had.
When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the impression you will make.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
Any system that depends on reliability is unreliable.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. - Dave Platt
The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.
Always pick on the correct idiom.
There is an easy answer to your problem that is neat, plausible, and wrong.
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
The Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke. - Lt. Col. Walt Weir, USA
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Abraham Lincoln
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
Hear the other side. - St. Augustine (354-430), De Duabus Animabus
The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on thick and exactly in the right places. - Samuel Butler (1835-1902), The Way of All Flesh, 1903
Don't panic.
Dare to be stupid.
Everyone is gifted. Some just open their packages later.
From an operating system research point of view, Unix is - (if not dead) - certainly old stuff, and it's clear that people should be looking beyond it. - Dennis Ritchie, coinventor of Unix, Usenix keynote speech from Summer 1990
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
The obvious answer is always overlooked.
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John, Viscount Morley
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
Compromise: The fine art of making sure that nobody gets what they really want. - Anonymous
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
Hard where? Soft where?
Economics is called the dismal science, but that's just because most economists are dismal scientists.
Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both completely general and internally consistent at the same time.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
RTFM
We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
The light at the end of the tunnel...is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
When a hammer is the only tool, every problem looks like a nail.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
An honest God is the noblest work of man.
What's done to children, they will do to society.
Where there's a whip there's a way.
Freedom of the press belongs to those that own one. - A.J. Liebling
I know the road, I know where it goes; that's why I'm going so slow...
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. - Pope John Paul I
As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
Life itself is a race, marked by a start, and a finish. It is what we learn during the race, and how we apply it, that determines whether our participation has had particular value. - Dr. Porsche
The future ain't what it used to be.
Question Authority - and the authorities will question you.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W. C. Fields
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
Two wrongs do not make a right: it usually takes three or more.
Life is that brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.
I shut my eyes in order to see. - Paul Gauguin
A hungry man is not a free man. - Adlai E. Stevenson (1900-1965), Speech, Kasson, Minn., 6 September 1952
There are no secrets better kept than those secrets that everybody guesses. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Mrs. Warren's Profession, 1983
Head of Security: Barb Dwyer
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Preventing baldness is simple. Just knot your hair from the inside.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
Build a system even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Whatever happened to the good old days when sex was dirty and the air was clean?
If it's a despot you would dethrone, see first that his throne erected within you is destroyed. - Kahlil Gibran, 1923
We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink. - Patti Smith
We must all hang together or surely we will hang separately. - Benjamin Franklin
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S. Thompson
For further information, consult your pineal gland.
ƒ(bs)bC² = S² * lucifer² + yahveh² +/- s8n²In any human endeavor, work seeks the lowest hierarchical level.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure. - Karl Kraus
Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
Expertise in one field does not carry over into other fields. Experts often think so.
All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
PC Invader Logic 3 - 4 axis, 8 button.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
Bureaucratic organization is like a septic tank: the big chunks rise to the top
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
You are not thinking. You
are merely being logical.
- Neils Bohr to Einstein during a debate on Quantum Mechanics